Terrible Italian cliche.
And #3 is right, they're all annoying, none funny, none appealing, only f@ggity Nintards like them - Mario is NOT a household name, Nintendo's been dead for 10 years and only Wii revived them, and SMG is being ignored by and large.
Whatever would we do without you and all the correction you've been doing. Lord knows how many times I've heard someone say PSP will double its sales this instant to overtake DS!
In their f***ing dreams.
Because the game is severely overrated. 8.5 if you're generous. How the f*** is it fair to give Wii - the worst console ever made and Nintendo reprieve for technical slack?
It's flaws are just inexcusable. Even without playing the game, one can see the HUGE problem they cause with immersion by watching the gametrailers vid review.
And the story is just contrived rubbish. The dialogue is cheesy and childish, very expected and bland overall. Characters are one dimensional and it completely fails to replicate Heavenly Sword's facial animations, leading to a total lack of emotive response.
Camera is bad, graphics are HORRIBLY sub par. Artistic style may be impressive, but we have Ratchet Future to compare to, so no. Technical graphics are pathetic.
No Wii game will EVER deserve a 10 because it fails in the graphics category. And now the control category because it fails to provide us with a working movable camera which 2 analog sticks can do.
PS3 has risen slightly, Wii has risen greatly, but the fact is PS3 outsold Wii for 3 straight weeks. By a pretty big difference too (twice 360's weekly sales for comparison's sake).
If Media Create says PS3 sold less than Wii, we have a serious issue with their reliability.
Holy sh!t did Achievement Unlocked just say that?
Well I guess it may be true in terms of games, since I need NO 360 to play most of 360's "exclusive titles" and this one will be no difference.
Another 360 "exclusive" bites the dust. OH THE HUMANITY!!!
SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE XBOTS WHO'VE LOST ~80 titles this gen alone!!!
1st party, 1st party published, 1st party devs, 1st party publishing partners, multiplatform->excl...
Already flopped in the UK, 360's second strongest market, outsold by Assassin's Creed and Super Floppio Flopaxy, in their second weeks.
Not even close to Bioshock, which struggled for 2 mil (if it ever reached that).
Europe sales, PS3 is THRASHING Wii and 360 in mainland Europe, multiplatform sales are higher on PS3, hardware sales are higher and in some places LTD sales are higher than 360 which has been out for a year+ longer.
In Spain its the best selling new gen console, even topping Wii, and in Italy it's been flying off the shelves.
So what've we got left...Uk? Where it outsells 360 2-3:1 every week since the price cut?
PS3 owns Europe.
And Famitsu has a striking difference in PS3 sales for that week. 56k I think. The difference has never been this big so we've never needed to average sales out, but if we do, it's around 47k, a sizable 10k+ more than Wii (far more be...
Japan caught on, Wii is on its way DOOOOOOOOWWWWWN.
F***YOU NINTENDROIDS!
He is killed and you can kill or save the council and appoint a new human leader.
There f***wits. Your precious story is ruined.
I'll wait for you feedback. Remember to clear that cache or get a PS3 if you don't want insane load times or stuttering while you type like on Mass Effect.
Forget the f@g's review, read the mothaf***ing comments at the bottom. Sums up the game nicely.
The greatest game (well, games) of this generation are on PC. Bioshock, Orange Box, and both are coming to PS3/already on 360. So no, Wii can keep its Gamecube/PSP/PS2 ports and overrated Mario Galaxy trash.
I hear a common argument: "All popular consoles get shovelware"
True, but those consoles get good games too, and they get those games first before the shovelware piles in. Not so for Wii.
Hell it can't even compete with PS2 for f**k's sake, W...
Well, considering PS3 2008 SMASHES 360 2008 we shouldn't need this, but let's go over the rules:
"Ninja Gaiden2, Alanwake, Too Human, Lost Odyssey, SplinterCell: Conviction, Banjo Kazooie, Fable2, Thesis, Kingdom under fire, Gears of War 3"
Firstly, only exclusive titles need be listed, so Splinter Cell, Alan Wake, Fable 2, Thesis and Kingdom Under Fire are gone. Next, we need Gears 2 before Gears 3, and even Gears 2 will be coming to PC/MAC, so it's no...
Then again, while they should have a leg amputated just for going near that primitive Halo drivel, the script gets in the way of any possible good performance, so the lousy writers can be blamed too.
1. The elevator loading isn't in Uncharted, it's one simple load at the start and you never see it again.
2. Yes, Inventory management does suck, they mean when you have a full list and pick up loot, you have to convert all the loot, can't see what it does and can't go into the inventory to switch out sh!t. So it's a TERRIBLY FLAWED choice.
3. It's no Heavenly Sword or Uncharted, which both do it waaaaay better.
4. AI doesn't suck in Uncharted. Gam...
In fact, 2 different reviews are counted by the same c0cksucking Dakota Grabowsky, both Xbox sites, both 10s and both drooling with ignorant and unprofessional praise.
Framerate, texture loading, plain old loading, sh!tty inventory, sh!tty combat. Oh but it's ok said the Xbox sites, it's a 360 exclusive (for now), we better give it high scores like Halo and Gears so it seems Xbox titles get a higher critical reception.
Well we're not falling for it! Edge gave it ...
It took 360 2 whole years to get to BELOW that level of graphics, Uncharted is still unsurpassed.
Imagine GoW3!!!!!!!