CRank: 5Score: 4690

I can't wait to stab a Helghast soldier in the eye.

I will be thinking of Bobby Kottich at the time!

5020d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

Those urinals are a splendid fit.

For Bobby Kottich's head.

5021d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I am exercising my forearm muscles for the autumn/winter onslaught of games by browsing porn.
I now have arms like popeye but on the upside kinect looks really good but i thinks thats more down to the fact that i think i have made myself go blind.

5021d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

Kotaku is like a sh!t biased website with cr@p journalistic integrity.

5021d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

ApocalyPS3 says Kinect could be the first card in a royal flush.
You are spot on about royal flush.

If you gave me this overpriced, rushed to market broken turd Kinect for free I would royally flush it straight down the $h!ter.

5021d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

Dam you FangBlade, i have just bought a new pair of jeans and i spat out my coffee over them laughing at that Sin City jape. Great stuff. Every time i see a pic of him now i will just about p!$$ myself thinking about your analogy.

5025d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Samsung LE40C750 1080p 200hz 3D ready. This is currently selling for 895 UK pounds on Amazon with free delivery.

i am saving up my piggy bank pennies to get one of these bad boys for Christmas. Killzone 3 here i come.

Edit -- I forgot to mention that when you purchase this 3D tv you can order a FREE pair of 3D glasses through the Samsung connect website.

5025d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I say, what scrumptious little minxes.

5026d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

This is a day one for me. The first game was magical.

Many thanks to all those hard working and creative souls who crafted splendid levels in LBP.
I can't wait to see and play what crazy stuff people can come up with.

2 infinity and beyond.

5026d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The hard working Mr Ted Price is a gentleman and one of the most decent fellows working in this industry.

I always look forward to playing their next creation.

5026d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

PS3 was a de facto purchase for me as soon as Sir Ken Kutaragi's masterful creation entered the market.

5026d ago 7 agree2 disagreeView comment

Edge's reviews are a disservice to game consumers.

This sequel is mediocre at best and a 6 thereby seems pretty reasonable.

However and taken into context these biased turds gave a far superior game and technical triumph Killzone 2, a score of 7. Only one point higher.

Conclusion - Edge are biased w@nkers who are up themselves.

5026d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Using Vchartz is misinformation.

Their numbers are as accurate and precise as Kinect or that air rifle you are given at a fun fair.

They LIE and continue to undertrack PS3 even after official figures from Sony say otherwise.
Naysayers may argue that these numbers put us in the picture and give us a ball-park figure.

NOT when they are off by 2 million for PS3!!

5031d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The hardware never matters say SOAD.

I'm sure it bloody well matters when your 360 is carted off in a cardboard coffin for a fortnight after its scratched your new copy of Mass Effect 2.

5032d ago 8 agree2 disagreeView comment

PS3

5032d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

My first click on a Kockaku article is enough to have a Fallout with that $h!te site.
Brian Crecente needs labotimized. (although i have a hunch that it may have already happened to the bearded kn0b jockey.)

5032d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

This assault rifle may actually have some use.

For smashing over the head of that prize t00l Brian Crecente's head.

5032d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

I predict those turds at IGN dishing out exactly the same score for 360 & PS3 and conveniently ignoring this free dlc.

5039d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

Bear Grylls puts a lot of dirty things in his mouth.
So do the botters.
The difference is they are on their knees at the time with Greenturd smiling ominously down at them!

5041d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Pretty much everything on Kinect.

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