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It makes perfect sense to me why your friend's games are still in their wrappers.

The silly sausage bought a dvd games console prone to burning down homes.

4933d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

You are almost 100% correct, only i counted 143 in the line.

140 of them had actually popped out for a sly ciggie break from the office. The other 3 were in fact waiting in line for Kinect, as they had the afternoon off from 'The special needs school.'

4933d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Did you hear about the queer German?

Ate off Hitler!

4933d ago 1 agree6 disagreeView comment

Talking of w@nk!ng.

My father paid me a visit to my hospital bed the other day.
He saw me scratching my leg under my blanket while perusing a saucy magazine.
He said - Stop doing that son. you'll go blind.
I said - i am over here dad!

4934d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Pwee

My favourite gadgets on The Gadget show - are Suzi Perry's legs.

4934d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

That headline is detrimental to paperweights.

4934d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

I find microsoft's games induce more of an emotional sniffle.

I would bloody bawl my eyes out if i had the misfortune to receive Kinect under the Crimble tree.

4934d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

I read about that in the papers.

The truck driver went into the back of Greenturd yesterday.
Funny, you don't think of truckers being p00fs.

4935d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

That's what i say every time i drain my old chap when i go for a toilet tinkle.

4938d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

Returning after yet another lengthy ban i feel it is about time i changed my ways to give a considered, concise and well balanced comment for a change.

This game $h!ts on the Forza franchise from a great height.

4938d ago 43 agree2 disagreeView comment

Cuba's not the only one that's not happy.

I am none too pleased myself at the sh!t rushed job of a lazy port.

4943d ago 9 agree2 disagreeView comment

On a point of principle what has gone from a buy has now deteriorated to a rental.
The game looks to be a lot of fun but my patience has finally run out.

I am thoroughly pi$$ed off being fobbed off with sloppy seconds. The same thing applies to Rockstar Games who have been quite content to $h!t on Ps3 owner's with sub hd second rate versions. ( see Red Dead & Gta4 )

This should not be the case as parity should be achieved on both consoles. If ...

4943d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

wow 399 pounds.

That's half a Rosie O Donnell.

4945d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

I agree about the first blood part.

That's mainly down to seeing unfortunate souls being elbowed and kicked in the face while playing.

4945d ago 10 agree1 disagreeView comment

Dan Greenawalt get ready to eat a healthy dose of crow, you smug pr!ck.

4945d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

If i told it 6 years ago you would still be in nappies at nursery school, which is why i waited until now.

4947d ago 11 agree4 disagreeView comment

Crumbs for a second there when i read 25 discs and Konami in the same sentence, i thought this was confirmation of MGS4 giong to Xbox 360.

Then i realised 25 discs probably wouldn't cut it.

4947d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

A Halo player that is married?

4947d ago 14 agree4 disagreeView comment

The Xbox 360 fanbase was used as the inspiration for the zombies in this game.

They too are brain-dead.

Please sir may i bend over and buy another broken box, with no new exclusives to scratch my discs and take a reaming paying to play online when it is FREE elsewhere.

4980d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Sports champions = Europe after dishing out a bloody nose to the burger munchers across the pond. Congratulations to Colin Montgomerie (AKA Mrs Doubtfire) and his band of European golfing greats. Commiserations to the USA, better luck next time. There's always the dodgeball finals, you may pick up a bronze.

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