I think the game has and does everything it's supposed to: wicked high-fidelity grapics, huge environments, innovative controls, epic battles.
The developers never claimed it to be anything other than those things. They never said it would have multi-player (which reviewers are docking it for), nor did they claim that you would like the innovative controls (another complaint), just that it had them.
Still, Kotaku and I have a love/ hate relationship. I've ragge...
the act of involving yourself with a human interface device and a an image projecting machine.
It is by it's very nature a VISUAL medium. I think that we can all agree with that.
People might assume that by me saying:
"Video games, are by definition, a "visual" medium. Graphics matter. End point."
That I am undermining the Wii or spitting in the face of retro gaming (for the record I was weaned on the NES: Dea...
I think I shat myself a little. Gonna go change my pants and check out those shots again. Putting on a diaper this time. I've learned my lesson!
Cheers,
- C
You're generalizing about something that you know little about - Sony and the PS3. That makes you ignorant. Ignorance opens the way for criticism and backlash. I'm sorry that you don't enjoy the backlash.
Perhaps, you should stick to posting in 360 related posts and forums as that is where your interest, and knowledge, lie.
As far as tranny hookers go, how wonderful that this appears to be another interest (in addition to the 360) of yours. You seem quite cert...
Graphics matter. End point.
Cheers,
-C
Heat resistant visor? Check.
Dragon Scale Shield? Check.
Magma Boots? Good to go.
And I'm out!!!
Cheers,
- C
P.S. PS3 and 360 lovers, people of the next gen, why can't we all just hate the Wii? Peace, I call for peace! (But I'm running from the inevitable flame war regardless.)
Since you clearly have no interest in Sony or their products, why don't you use the money you saved on your 360 (scratched disc replacement costs, and 'pre-warranty extension' repair costs aside) and buy yourself a hooker.
Clearly, you are an ugly virgin and feel the need to vent your pubescent frustrations on the masses. A hooker should loosen you up a bit.
Good luck with that, ugly, little virgin. (Oh, and wear a bag over your head when propositioning the you...
Agreed. This game has been in the oven longer than Duke Nukem Forever.
While I am not a developer (I did a year of post production CGI work though, so I have some knowledge of the speed of things), I fail to understand exactly what is taking this man so long to make this game. And keep in mind we are only on "Episode 1", 2 and 3 are to follow - in the next century, sometime, probably before I die.
The hype and failed results speak for themselves. I w...
I hope that they use it to the fullest. Training sims, Singstar competitions, interactive dance games - give the Wii a high-tech run for it's money.
Please note that those types of games are an affront to my good sense. (Nintendogs, Face-training, etc..) I'm just talking smart business here.
Oh, and Eye of Judgment is a day one purchase. Especially considering you get a starter deck, a game and a camera. For $60 bucks was it? Damn. (Never mind that you become...
A duck. And she's a whore. Laura and Nariko don't engage in nude sunbathing/ drinking binges (watch the trailer). The developers wanted to portray her this way - loose, free, wild - and that's how she comes across. And not in a softly sexy manner like Nariko, just in a dirty way.
Just my 2 cents.
Cheers,
- C
The three Cs: clothing, crack, or c*ck, from the look of it.
Reminds me of Barbed Wire. A set of faceless Double D's with guns. (Honestly, I never saw/ remembered her face).
They missed the mark with what made Laura and Nariko sexy. That understated, vulnerable - yet tough - spirit and a sense of duty/ adventure.
She's just a pissed off call-girl looking for junk money.
Cheers,
- C
That is the crux of the argument here that everyone seems to be up in arms about. Let's review.
Will they (the reviewer) be purchasing the game for me based on their opinions? No.
Who exactly is playing the game? Well, me, obviously.
That said, do I really care what someone else thinks about the game? I don't think so. Will they be sitting on my couch playing it with me? No. Will they be saying - in my ear, as I play: "The frame-rate is ...
A few things...
Let's take a look at your user profile first. Ahem...
(Cut and pasted word for word)
" I'm a major lover of games, especially games on my Xbox and Xbox 360 !! I love Xbox Live, and soon using my Xbox Live Vision Camera to put my own face in the game. I love girls too, MMmmmmmmmm, there my breastest friends, lol, yummy too. Any hot video luvin girls in Daytona, hit me up at da clubs."
1.) You are clearly a fan of MS...
Correction, The Mart. Sony said that they would SHIP 6 million by March. They shipped 5.5. Following that, they changed their internal reporting to "sold" instead of "shipped to retail". According to their actual numbers they have sold around 5 million worldwide. That's 1/2 the user-base of the 360 and not even in a year.
MS on the other hand, continues to report "shipped" AS "sold". There is also suggestive evidence that they are r...
That said, I played the crap outta Drakengard, which most people didn't fancy too much.
Dragons in 1080p? Check.
Massive, carnage ridden battlefields? Check.
Orchestral score? Check.
I could care less what the critics think. The problem with being a critic, is that you are so saturated in the medium that you never really see things objectively anymore. Ask a homicide detective what they think about the crime rate. Ask a plastic surgeon what th...
Here we have frothing fanbois at each end of the Sony/ Microsoft spectrum (Wii fanbois exist in some alternate, psychedelic, mushroom-fielded, plumbersexual universe devoid of reason or technological facts and progress).
Just so we're clear, the both of you are illiterate homophobes, likely the result of several generations of vicious, direct (son to mother, sister to father; probably even son to father, so I really don't understand all the gay hate) inbreeding.
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It's a unique idea. The card/ creature designs are quite pretty too. Very exited about this game. Hopefully, other people feel the same as me and this could be a sleeper hit.
I wanted to thank everyone who approved the post thusfar. I find the social/political aspects of gaming as a culture much more interesting than the usual 30 vs. 60 fps, KZ2 vs. Halo, my d*ck is bigger than yours tripe.
Bubbles for you all!
Cheers,
- C
But is Warhawk not a game? I'm pretty sure that it's coming out this week so the entire article is erroneous. Or has it been delayed in Europe? (2 day delay that I heard about still gets it in the week of the 31st.)
Please explain.
Cheers,
-C
P.S. Lol at the disagrees. I'm asking a question, which elicits a response. If you disagree, feel free to enlighten me as to why. People need to lay off the disagree button on this site and have a...