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what's all that fuss for a little finger when 30mil asses got a big fat c0ck with no lube?

on behalf of the entire gaming community, thanks a lot xb!tches.

you've jumped in, you've been screwed and now the industry thinks gamers like to get screwed

lol

5485d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

dude, what are you talking about?

5485d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

you b!tches are having a meltdown and you make no sense:

1 xb!tch sez "it looks amazing but it's cuz it's QTE blablabla"
then you try to say it doesn't look good with a straight face:
BWAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA! you look like a desperate fool, why don't you just cry xb!tch? you'll feel better

yet another amazing PS3 exclusive and oh: 2009 is already loaded with AAA dynamite like KZ2, infamous and U2 so 2010 is just fine for us but it'll be brutal ...

5485d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

and then you wake up and you cry, xb!tch

5485d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

ps3 owners have bigger fish to fry
moving on

5485d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

"we strongly suggest you don't get too excited about infamous"
"actually, we demand you cancel your pre-order and jump in... sorry, wait for prototype"

5486d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

when you get real exclusives like:

killzone 2
infamous (very soon)
uncharted 2 (MP beta starting tonight)

fallout 3 DLC?
yawn XDDDD

5488d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

iPod victim

5489d ago 4 agree8 disagreeView comment

me thinks the chimpanzee was babbling about gameplay jaggies
lol

5489d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

cnet is such a zealous microc0ck sucka, it's kinda gross
just imagining these c0ckroaches diligently spreading the anti sony bullsh!t like foxnews spread the bush lies makes me wanna vomit

CNET IS SPAM
CNET IS PROPAGANDA

F@CK CNET

5489d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

i have a launch 60GB PS3, I abuse it every single day, it folds@home at least 2 or 3 nights / week and I haven't had a single problem except 1 freeze-reboot playing uncharted: that's it!

Most of my friends now own PS3s and not a single has had the yellow light of bullsh!t. Now I know a lot of people including quite a few of these happy PS3 owners who have also owned 360s and only a hands full of them hasn't had at least 1 RROD and many of them have had several.

Good ...

5490d ago 11 agree3 disagreeView comment

and the list goes on:

inFamous: ouch!
heavy rain: bada ouch!
uncharted2: mega ouch!
team ICO: whoopa ouch!
GOW3: ultra ouch!

bam bam bam bam bam!!
2009 is merciless with your asses xb!tches, and 2010 looks even better so you might wanna stock up on:

http://www.astroglide.com/p...

hahahahahaha

5490d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

it is so entertaining for us XDDDD
it's like watching a bug buzzing non stop against a window:

"bzzz bzzzz am i gonna get out of here?"
"bzzz bzzzz am i gonna get out of here?"
"bzzz bzzzz am i gonna get out of here?"
"bzzz bzzzz am i gonna get out of here?"
"bzzz bzzzz am i gonna get out of here?"
"bzzz bzzzz am i gonna get out of here?"
...

hahahahahahaha!!

5490d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

the crytek dude was just being polite, cuz as we all know:

PS3 CPU >>>> 360 CPU
PS3 GPU ==== 360 GPU

isn't that cute?
he actually had to lie a bit so that you desperate b!tches would not commit mass suicide: BWAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!

"without shaders the world would be ugly"
you got a point, check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watc.....

in fact as everyone knows, we're on a historical exclusives winning spree, each of which would instantly fry your aging toaster with half the resources it needs and it's yet another AAA title you can only drool on

and you ain't seen nothing b!tches:
E3 will show GOW3, HR, GT5 most likely T ICO
and you'll cry us a tsunami, begging for mercy, hahahahahaha!

it was nice to meet you b!tches, decent fight for a while: cya nextgen
lololol

5490d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

i'm afraid you should prepare for more brain cell damage ;(

GOW3 is coming to E3 and it'll blow our minds again.
this could be a historic E3 for sony: the fact that they released U2 footage of that caliber ahead of the show is for me a sign that they have their pockets overloaded with weapons of mass brain destruction and this E3 will be E P I C

5491d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

yeah, why do they keep blowing our minds like that?
it's really tiring... can't they just chill out for a bit, i dunno, release some crappy DLC or something?

lmao

5491d ago 21 agree0 disagreeView comment

http://www.sushi-of-life.co...

tough times for xb!tches
and E3 ain't even started!

lmao

bubbles pwnsause & bageara

5491d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

"I have to admit, you sometimes forget how good KZ2 looks - if you play it a lot. You get so used to it. Until you play another game again. Then this becomes quite apparent."

yeah, i just went back to the KZ2 campaign on easy.
it's a new style i call "game tourism" lol ;P

anyways, when you just have a few pairs of inexperienced red eyes trying to kill you, you can really look at the design, the artwork, the lighting, the details and KZ2 look...

5491d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"I had no problems with the colour pallet used in KZ2."

me neither: i love the atmosphere, the art direction is amazing, reminds me of riddley scott movies, i'm a huge fan. i was just saying a lot of people unconsciously favor palettes of popular paradise cliches

"I agree that uncharted environments is unmatched. Between MGS4,KZ2 and Uncharted i still give Uncharted environment the nod but to be fair on MGS4. MGS4 had more varied environments. The Alaska ...

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