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hey turd, you need to pull your head out of your ass and get out of your mum's basement. you're old enough to buy your own vaseline now.

lol

5461d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment
5461d ago

flash is good, killing UMD is good but as far as looks and ergonomics, it's 2 big steps in the wrong direction. the sliding panel is ugly and the controls are even worse so you're gonna get cramps within 1h of gameplay

WTF! this FAILS miserably
moving on...

5462d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

douche of the century

5463d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

no, it's not an ipod touch:

it's a POS for morons who don't mind giving their money to the pigs who shamelessly steal other people's ideas and create giant monopolies out of it

f@ck you morons

5463d ago 2 agree9 disagreeView comment

nah, cuz you're a dumb ass microc0cksucka
http://www.astroglide.com/

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!

5463d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

dude, that's weak and... unimaginative XD
still butt hurt from your recent killzownage?
lololol

5465d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

lol, spot on, repubs are so butt hurt these days, it's a lot of fun to watch

i'm not sure what is more embarrassing:

- voting mccain after having voted twice for bush?
- being a zealous xbot after more than 2 RRODs?

ha!

5466d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

i don't know what you guys are talking about: this game looks already phenomenal both technically and artistically.

so do uncharted2, killzone2, heavy rain etc... but with different art directions, different styles.

this is what i love about the PS3: we're not stuck with unreal engine crap, 1st party studios have very strong and unique styles

5467d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

agreed: motorstorm is awesome and way underrated, i keep going back to it and every time i have a giant ball.

yeah Ken: amazing list growing like a boner ;)
bubbles

5467d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

i laughed my breakfast out at: "Is Rage The Game Sony Secured"
i cleaned up my screen and then,
i rolled on the floor at: "Forza 3 To Outdo Gran Turismo Again"

i want some of whatever HHG is smoking

5468d ago 51 agree7 disagreeView comment

you know what kinda calculations they do for folding@home?

a lot of math, physics, signal analysis and processing: basically stuff that's way too hard for your average lousy game programmer but not for the really good ones.

how funny: next gen game programming is all about math, physics, signal analysis and processing.

oh gee... who's got the longest legs now?

lololol

5468d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

i loled at the obvious xbot having to review this game and give it a perfect score:

here's some vaseline for ya xb!tch: the 'ailing ps3' has more AAA exclusives this year than the 360's entire lifetime

ouch!

i hope he's gonna have to review uncharted2, GOW3, GT5 and heavy rain
BWAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!

5468d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

yeah, we all did :)

beating core i7 by such a margin on that kinda task is nothing short of amazing. core i7 is a **very** powerful multi-core CPU that came out 2 years after CELL, costs way more to procduce and is backed by intel's SSE huge popularity amongst programmers!

people who still doubt that this is useful for gaming are living in denial. video codecs require tons of signal analysis and processing: advanced computations requiring a lot of math and number cru...

5468d ago 8 agree1 disagreeView comment

PS3 >> poops all over >> 360

5468d ago 10 agree2 disagreeView comment

you're so full of sh!t, it's pouring out of your ears and you don't realize how jealous, envious and bitter you sound

this game, still in early alpha stage, demolishes the entire 360 lineup in the graphics dept, like every single PS3 exclusive lately

lololol

5469d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

man... 2009 is merciless
and 2010 will be brutal

no matter when GOW3 comes out,
xb!tches should stock up on vaseline

isn't that hilarious?
my bluray player has the best games: ouch ouch ouch!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!

5469d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

it's a new style pioneered by mass effect:

as a dev, it takes 3 lines of code to make your world 10x bigger and in return you get 10x more gameplay time for the chimps who like to chat a lot and don't mind wandering for hours over miles of landscape that's boring as SH!T

biggest game world for morons
lol, that sh!t makes we wanna play motorstorm PR tonight

5469d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

yeah, when xb!tches cry, they go to:

- KOFUKU
- GAMES ASSDAR
- EUROLAMER

5470d ago 7 agree2 disagreeView comment

AAA means ASS ASS ASS

5470d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment