CRank: 5Score: 11260

My apologies for the above rant. As you can somewhat gather i am mildly disappointed to say the least.

5119d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Well what a mother fu(k!NG crock of horsesh!t.

Argos - Sorry sir we have not got any delivery of ps3 copies of said game or in any of our nearest branches.

Comet - Sorry sir we didn't get that game.

Currys - Likewise.

Asda - We are not selling this title in our stores.

My local blockbuster -- Sorry we have no copies of said game at this branch.

What a major kick in the balls. Not only do ...

5119d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

My favourite western movie is Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft (in that order)

Sorry my mistake i meant 'The good, the bad and the ugly .'

5119d ago 9 agree1 disagreeView comment

someone seems to have a sense of humour and sarcasm bypass.

I will help out. I was taking the p!$$!

5120d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I may not have the best eyesight in the world due to my over perusing of scandinavian horizontal olympic websites, but i sure as $h!t know a blurred mess when i see it.

Rockstar you have P!$$ed in the faces not once but twice now of your fanbase, who you should remember got you where you are today. It is a crass insult that you couldn't spend some of the countless millions you have made off the back of your mainly Sony paid for success to get this game at least up to pari...

5120d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Quality downgrade assured. If this does come to fruition, what could have been a ps3 exclusive taking full advantage of blu ray and said systems capabilities has now been compromised thanks to Wadas greed.

Once again Square and Microsoft are living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
I for one don't begrudge the fact that Xbox fans may get to enjoy this title, thats fine and from a business point it makes sense.

What fu(K$ me off is the 2 fac...

5122d ago 15 agree1 disagreeView comment

Great news for an educated, mature, sensitive and thoughtful film lover like myself.

Now bring on the saucy French and international p0rn!!!

My arms will look like popeye in time for the summer.

5122d ago 10 agree0 disagreeView comment

How do you get a professional Poker player off your door-step?

Pay him for the pizza.

5122d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Australian rugby playing Xbox owner goes to the doctor.

Doc, every morning when i get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up!! Whats wrong with me?

Doc -- I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

5122d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

I certainly didn't dismiss Assassins Creed 2 and Batman Arkham Asylum, nor will i dismiss Red Dead Redemption which is looking cracking!

5132d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The $h!tbox 360 would pull a hamstring and explode if it tried to replicate this majestic exclusive title.

5218d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

OK folks perhaps not quite my final post. Let me explain as it seems to have flown over your heads. As you are Americans i fully acknowledge your lack of understanding irony and sardonic wit. (again don't take this the wrong way)

I had 8 bubbles only two months ago and now i am down to 3. I never swear, nor am i abusive to anybody. Were it to be thought that i was i would certainly offer my apologises. Over 90% of my prior posts you will find a heck of a lot more agrees than disa...

5218d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Greenturd has just announced an exclusive brokeback mountain dlc to appease the bots.

( SCR#W YOU MODS YOU LITTLE $h!TS ) -- Now that might be construed as offensive.

Chop chop you little $h!TS. Remove my last remaining bubbles and dish out another lengthy ban.

I dont give a fleeting flying fu(k anymore as i am done commenting on this site.

My final words are fu(k you and die microsoft. Go Sony and Nintendo.

5219d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

This site is dying a slow death when you cant even make a comment ( an obvious joke that got over 25 agrees to 4 disagrees. ) without having it along with your bubbles removed.

You despicable little wretches are nothing but cowards curtailing free speech.

I fully grasp and appreciate that if my comments were offensive then of course they should be removed. As they were not in any way offensive i have come to the conclusion that most of you are devoid of any sense of ...

5219d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

micro$haft suxx.

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5219d ago

Dan Greenawalt is a 'definitive' t0oL.

5221d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

God damn it. Time and time we see these comparisons where once again PS3's trump card is not even bl00dy well mentioned.

FREE WEB BROWSER.

I am off to download a free copy of Sherlock Holmes, Invictus and Avatar to keep on my PS3's hard drive. You cant do that on a 360. (Then again i might just snaffle enough porn to make me go blind.)

5221d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

IGN's feeble attempts at game journalism fail as hard as a bots centre stump after spotting Billy Gates bent over a biscuit barrel with his trousers at half mast.

5223d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I fully expect that corpulent lard bucket Greenturd to announce shortly.

On a second look at our Q4 figures we are proud to say on a technical recount we have sold 6,500,001 consoles and have posted a profit of $871.3.

5223d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment