A prostitute was a huge Chelsea fan, so much that she had a tatoo of Lampard at the top of one thigh, and Terry at the top of the other thigh. She offered her punters a freebie if they could identify the two players. One punter, after having a long hard look said "You've got me there love. I don't know who those 2 are, but the one in the middle with the black curly hair and the big pink lips is Shaun Wright-Phillips.