Windows Vista,Xbox 3FIXME,Micro$oft Zune,HD DVDead,Xbox Live.
For EACH leaving Executive,there is corresponding FLOP they take with them.Vista is full of CRASHES and BUGS,3FIXME requires a Fire EXTINGUISHER and Wet TOWELS to work for a WEEK,Zune ZUCKS,HD DVD is DEAD, and Xbox Live is UNSTABLE and UNRELIABLE.
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I agree with you,Micro$oft have FAILED in the OS market with the abysmal Vista,they've FAILED in the MP3 market with the below AVERAGE Zune,they've FAILED in the Hi-Def market with the now EXTINCT HD DVDead format,they've FAILED in providing a STABLE and RELIABLE Online Network,and they're FAILING in the console war by selling LESS consoles than the DIRECT competitor,that is,the Playstation 3 home entertainment console.
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Furthermore,Micro$oft will NEVER have the same RESPECT companies such as SONY,SEGA,and NINTENDO,have gained in the gaming industry.There's no room for a company that has produced nothing but FAILURES and has NEVER made a PROFIT on it's video game consoles.
When you think about it,it must be quite sad being an Xbot.The best game they have consists of a Green soldier with a Machine Gun.Don't you just feel sorry for them?
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Xbots,poor Xbots.Not only are Vista,Zune,Xbox Live,and HD DVD total FAILURES,but the White BRICK is also poised to follow in the footsteps of these TERRIBLE failures.
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'Nuff said.
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'Nuff Said.
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Bring on those BIASED Playstation articles!Bring on those BIASED Playstation reviews!We'll see if the BIAS is worth our PRECIOUS time,we've got quite a lot to do with our Playstation 3 home entertainment consoles,what with having the SUCCESSFUL Blu Ray Format to play GAMES and watch MOVIES on,a web BROWSER to keep us updated with all the latest and greatest from the OUTSTANDING Studios such as Naughty Dog and Insomniac,Xbot Kids to take to SCHOOL,and MUCH MUCH more.
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NOT the Retailers.
Xbots trying to SPIN another Micro$oft failure,doesn't surprise me considering the Xbox 360 has been in LAST PLACE in EVERYTHING since KWANZAA.
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Since Xbots LACK common sense,it comes as no SURPRISE that they are still SUPPORTING HD DVD,a DEAD format.
But at the same time,Xbots also support their DEAD consoles and the accompanying Online service that's DYING.
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Yooohoo,Xbots!Put down that Fire Extinguisher for a sec!These numbers are ONLY for the console sales in AMERICA,and are NOT an indication of what the actual consoles did in the entire WORLD during the month of December.
Worldwide sales are an ENTIRELY different picture,and in that picture,Sony and Nintendo are HAPPILY holding hands while Microsoft is all ALONE in LAST place.
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HD DVD is a SUCCESS,Xbox Live is FREE and has ZERO problems,and the best games that are coming out in 2008 are all EXCLUSIVE to the 360.
Oh WAIT,my bad,I just WOKE UP and realized I was in a DREAM state when I typed the 1st paragraph.Replace "HD DVD" with Blu Ray,"Xbox Live" with PSN,and "360" with "PS3".
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Nintendo know FAULTY hardware when they see one,and the 3FIXME is the WORST hardware in the HISTORY of videogames.
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NO ONE wants AIDS
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They ALL wanted to cuddle with a SONY and NINTENDO character,the FORMER getting the most love from these fine female entertainers.
Xbots,how does it feel to wank off to girls who DONT like the Xbox 3FIXME?Let me rephrase that:Since Xbots are the ONLY fanboy group that can't snag a REAL woman,how must they feel to WANK off to girls who DONT like the Xbox 3FIXME?
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Still under the ILLUSION that HD DVD has a CHANCE of making a comeback,Bill Gates feels the same as you,that's why he-Oh WAIT,no,he's already JUMPED OUT and is now TRYING to push the next Micro$oft FAILURE.
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INFESTED with Xbots that need to be TREATED.
What is the treatment for an Xbot ADDICTED to a BELOW AVERAGE Shooter?It starts with a P and rhymes with Vacation,i'll give the Xbots a good two HOURS to figure this out.
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Whilst the Xbox 3FIXME is ENDANGERING and WASTING lives
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Every Xbot NEEDS to have one next to their 3FIXME,though i'm SURE they wouldn't KNOW how to USE one once their 3FIXME explodes,it's always encouraging to know that the Xbots are taking SOME precautionary measures against the INEVITABLE Red Ring Of Floppage.
I have YET to see a FIRE EXTINGUISHER next to a Playstation 3 home entertainment console,NEVER seen Wet Towels placed around the SUPER Computer,NEVER heard of a House burning down due to the Playstation 3,in short,i've NEVER...
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