jerkstore

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^Just like your attempt at being a functioning member of human society.

Sucks to be you I guess.

5666d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

His game is garbage just like the bots like it (especially PP - takig it in the rear is his specialty).

This game will get bad reviews and suffer from horrible lag found exclusively on Xbox Live.

Molyneaux is free to quit making games for M$, but if he wants to develop games for Sony, he will have to start out as their janitor to help him clean the stench of M$ off of him.

Down with the bots!

5704d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Shut up dingus. Tears of Snore 1.4 is going to be 4 hours long with host advantage on the laggy netcode over Live.

End yourself.

5704d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I found the Mart's myspace page - HAAHHAHAAHAHHA, he's an aspiring rapper? What a joke.

Just check out his page and if you need confirmation, send me a PM and I'll let you know. What a tard! Now you know the kind of fans the Xbox 360 REALLY has.

http://profile.myspace.com/...

5722d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Will the new dashboard and/or RROD experience come with the following:

1) A guide on what exactly to do when you get the RROD after you load up the new dashboard for the first time;

2) A voucher for one free sprinkler system and/or water hose to defeat the ensuing flames coming from your RROD machine...I mean Xbox 360, after you turn it on;

3) A refund of $50 a year for a scam online service; and

4) A refund for all of the crappy non...

5722d ago 6 agree7 disagreeView comment

To be released on the Red Ring of Death Machine 720...I mean next generation Xbox.

With exclusive features such as:

1) automatic extinguisher attached to the side of the console
2) Built in coffin so when you get those lovely red lights, you are automatically ready to have it shipped.
3) 3D glasses included with every system so you can almost see the flames up close boiling up within your systems

And of course

4) $250 a...

5723d ago 3 agree7 disagreeView comment

The Xbox 360 proves its mettle in the console industry with thisl atest report. What a worthless piece of garbage just like all of the 360 fans' lives and/or comments on this site.

I wonder why their parents didn't abort them like the tumors they are. Oh well, more entertainment for me.

PS3 FTW!

5724d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

PS3 version looks miles better. The addition of the DLC Challenge Rooms makes the notion that PS3 version, of the once exclusive Xbox 360 game, is indeed CONFIRMED to tbe the superior version.

PS3 Bioshock = SUPERIOR VERSION.

5724d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

.....MS FTL.

@ the users below

waahhhhhhhhhhhh.

@thechokeartistofMA

I edited it because your bleeding tampon was soaking through my screen. I was going to wash my car later on, but your tears did the job for me. Make sure you slap your parents for me for not having you aborted when they had the chance.

DERRRRRRRRRRRR!

5725d ago 11 agree11 disagreeView comment

Is that GiantAIDSInfestedCrab will be stroking himself to this news.

Have you people seen anyone more pathetic than that little pencil necked geek? I'm surprised no one has put him out of his misery. Maybe he'll get herpes from his grandma and finally leave this site.

On topic, I heard now that there is an official price cut, GiantEnemaCrab will be giving a price cut on his BJ's to all Microsoft employees, male or female (he prefers male though).

...

5725d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

I understand why you would be sad. As Microsoft's biggest hooker, you would lose a lot of your customers at Ensemble.

I mean, servicing all of MS probably hurts your jaw a lot, but now this will hurt your wallet.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Edit @ below CloudMan: Awww, seems to me I forgot to include you, as EnemaCrab's slut in training. When you wipe all of Bill Gates' "specimen" off your face, then come talk to me. I couldn't hear y...

5725d ago 6 agree8 disagreeView comment
5729d ago

Another classic Xbox 360 AAA flop brought to you by all of Bill Gates' minions and their c*ck ring riding ways.

Spin it all you want, another flop on your hands douchebags. Oh well, back to trying to imagine 4 player coop on Too Human, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

5736d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

They should have an achievement every time a 360 owner returns this game to the store for having to deal with a rehash of the first mediocre game an mindless and unintelligible gameplay.

Maybe they should add in a unlockable mini game of Pong to make the game have about 100% more fun.

Ugh.

5736d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

A game that will be better when it's optimized for true gamers and released on the PS3.

Valve is probably testing out the waters and using the Xbox 360 version as a platform to work out any bugs.

They know the Xbox 360 userbase is full of dinguses and dipshits and will buy a turd on platter (i.e. Gears of War 2 and/or Fable 2 *snicker*).

It's ok Valve, PS3 owners understand your business position and will await the already confirmed and exclusive...

5736d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Now now Bradley Matthews, don't talk too much or we will have to reveal more personal info, ok?

You wouldn't want people emailing and calling your home, correct? Bradley Matthews = jmcorp

5736d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I also heard your mom tried to have you aborted but your fat ass pushed and pulled your way to freedom out of her cooch.

Oh well, society's loss. Maybe there's a back alley coat hanger we can still use.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

5736d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

If this is true, then you can expect people like PP and the 2 or 3 other gamers that actually like the Halo series to remain in their parents basement for a much longer time than we thought. Be careful fellas when you come out for light, the world doesn't want to vomit all at once when they see your acne ridden 400 pound bodies.

You fukin douchebags - better run to the gas station, your 4th bag of Cheetos is almost empty.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

5738d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Where is your avatar pic from?

And why is it so hypnotic?

5740d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment
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