JAllard

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DB: Sony FTW!!!

5399d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Those guys over at Sony are very smart indeed. With all the rumors and speculations circulating on the web, they have managed to completely take over the gaming and even nongaming press on the internet.

This is free advertisement. It's not surprising though since they have said that the most aggressive advertisement campaign in the history of the PlayStation brand will be put together this year.

Congratulations Mr. Yoshida, you already command my respect.
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5399d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Mr. Elite,

Why would you defend Milo and Peter?

Peter is a good friend of mine, but he doesn't have a creative bone in his body. This whole Milo thing was taken from Sony's EyeDentify and EyePet. In fact, we stole this whole Natal thing from Sony's EyeToy and Eye projects.

Doctor Marks once spoke about and demonstrated a product from ZCam which was capable of recognizing full body motion using two cameras. He talked about how expensive it would be to int...

5403d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Looks promising.

Looks like I'd have to give Billy a BJ to let me create a handheld device.

Sony FTW!!!
J. Allard

5414d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Microsoft is evil! Look at what they did to me. I was once a brilliant designer, I was so happy to be recruited by Microsoft. I was like "I'm gonna work with Bill!" - Ahhh... How naive I was. I worked with Bill and Baldmer alright, but a different kind of work. *sigh*

They forced me to create... ZUNE!!! How ashamed I am of myself!. My mom is disappointed in me. She always had these expectations of me -- that one day, I will work for Sony; that I will be creative and i...

5416d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Take out Snake, and rename the list to "Top 9 Video Game Suckers".

Sony FTW!
J. Allard

5496d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Quite a piece. My hat off to you sir. (Yes, I do have a hat, I just have no hair on my head.)

5497d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Where on Earth is Mario?

As a Microsoft boss, I agree that Chief sucks ass big time, but Mario sucks a hundred times more, Link probably half as much. But then again, these characters are brainkids of Myahomo, the genius of retards. It is a well-known fact that this planet is full of retards, it should come as no surprise that Myahomo is such an idol, worshipped by all Wiitards alike.

Xbotists are one level ahead of Wiitards, but still far behind the superior Son...

5497d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

This is a great list. How come there isn't any Microsoft character in there? I'm shocked!!! Well, not really. We suck.

Sony FTW!
J. Allard

5499d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Lame DLC for a yet lamer game. Who misses that?

PS3 owners have mercy please, lame DLCs are the only we get, let the Xbots enjoy DLCs in peace.

Sony FTW!
J. Allard

5499d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Well said. My time is more precious than to be wasted on reading this BS.

Sony FTW!
J. Allard

5499d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It would be great if you guys decide not to approve hiphopclown's garbage. He desperately tries to attract more people to his lameass blog and spread his unfounded and even more lameass Xbotism.

Clown, son, that's like totally uncool.

Sony FTW!
J. Allard

5499d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Our guys at Microsoft, being lifeless and obsessed with Sony, have been doing some digging, they say that both games have online multiplayer modes which are, according to them, awesome but lame (yeah, they are jealous).

I wish I were a Sony employee. I'm brilliant, but Microsoft forces me to copy Apple and create this boring, lame, and crappy Zune.

Sony FTW!
J. Allard

P.S. I'm electrified!

5499d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment