DADDY ADAM GREENPIGBURGER TOLD ME TO SAY IT! HE MADES MEH
I've been outed! XD
I know GeOW1 was rubbish. I am sorry for that. But GeOW1.1 is only a little bit worse.
Forgive me? Thought not. Just play MGS4 and forget about me all together :D
I wish I could make a game as good as LBP :(
I dream! (If Daddy Adam Greenpigburger lets me sleep!)
Marcus Fenix was designed upon the object of my very gay desires.
Hey! I resent that! My mummy told me I could grow up to be a tenth as brilliant as Hideo Kojima.
UH-OH! I THINK SHE WAS WRONG!! LOLZZZ
I got bored of pp's asshole
I pay pp (my rent boy) to say things like that. Thanks pp!
Learn how I tried to copy MGS4, and how i only wish i was one tenth as brilliant as Hideo Kojima!
GeOW3 will be a flop - N4G EXCLUSIVE FROM THE MAKER - ME! XD
Same goes for me too! I hate the sub-par game that I made.
R2 and PS3 is where my future is. The future is Sony.
Thats right dude, tell the nasty PS3 owners how jealous you are of the PS3! God knows I would LOVE to develop for it...
...but Daddy Adam Greenpigburger would put it in me another inch. And pp would put something in my mouth too. I dont swallow. But you do.
SONY GIEF JOB PL0X
Darling, dont let the nasty PS3 fans annoy you :) It's ok. Just come back to bed with me and Daddy Adam Greenpigburger. It's his turn to take it.
I paid them a million pounds and a rent boy (pp) for this reveiew :D
Go out and buy my game so I can pull Daddy Adam Greenpigburgers penis away from my asshole. I want Shane Kim to join in!
SONY GIEF JOB PLOX, DONT TELL DADDY I HATE MICROLIFESOFT
pp you get my game for free! Because you swallow.
A game that is better than anything I am ever going to make? Peoplw will be buying this over GeOW1.1??!?!! THE PS3 IS BETTER THAN MY GIANT WHITE LOUD RRODING TOASTER??!?!?!111?!
DADDY WILL KILL ME
SONY GIEF JOB PLOX
What is this Resistance 2 you speak of?
Daddy Adam Greenpigburger only lets me out of his dungeon once a day. If its not Microsoft related I dont know about it :(
*checks out R2*
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I'm finished :( Daddy will kill me for this!
Yeah! You tell those PS3 owners!
Do you want another £10? Keep boosting my below-average game some more and Microsoft will send you a free tombstone :D P+P is free too!
My mum is dead.
Daddy Adam Greenpigburger and Shane Cummings Kim made me do it as part of the standard Microsoft contract :'(
Dont forget my game, Queers of Grays of Lackluster of Snore of Bore of 1.1!
I tried to create a game as half as good as anything on the PS3. See what yout think to it and feedback to me!
Daddy Adam Greenpigburger likes it :D Uh-oh.... I have an erection coming on. Where's pp?
DONT TELL DADDY I CHEATEDZ ON HIM WITH PP, HE WILL PIGGYSLAP ME
You dont like my game!?!?!?!
It's OK, because neither do I.
Failstation3, please go and jump in front of a moving train.
kthnxbai
Thanks :D I will send your money in with the postman. Or you can collect it when you come around to my house to give me another suck.
Oh and pp, you left your copy of MGS4 at my place.
Catch you later babe :)