Dark Sniper Calls Out Zhuk For Console Debate

In 1995, Dark Sniper was once a lost soul until he found Sony Computer Entertainment to be his carrier.  Since then, Sony and Dark Sniper has become an inseparable pair, something that not even the jaws of life can create a solution for.  Bonding between year to year, generation to generation.  It's easy to understand why the worldwide market leader in interactive electronics have done nothing but improve the globe not only in sheer entertainment, but bettering their lives.  Playstation had not just became a console, but it became a religion. 

But you Zhuk, had to defy that religion. 

Preaching your blasphemy about Microsoft's Xbox 360  toy machine is superior than that of Sony's juggernaut supercomputer, otherwise known as PlayStation®3.  Preaching your falsifying comments about where the market leader is, misleading the gullible down a satanic pathway that leads to a gateway with a first name being Bill.  But yet you've never once stated any factual information, nor explain your reasons for your choices. 

This earth is all full of human beings, with different mindframes, opinions and intellectual prefrences.  But they all share this one belief. 

That you put your faith, in PlayStation®3.

Since you've defied this belief, Dark Sniper challenges you to an in depth, intellectual debate about your personal beliefs towards Xbox 360, vs Dark Sniper's towards Sony Computer Entertainment's PlayStation 3® Home Terminal.

Throughout the daily news that is posted on the website.  Dark Sniper will continue to spread the gospel that is Sony and if he continues to read any of your mindless Xbox drivel, he will make the proper correction.  Feel free to debate, if you feel your piece of excrement console is worth it.

This is the definitive final battle of the decade. One that has the insidious capability to send casualties that could eliminate Earth's civilization before a new decade begins. 

One that will leave fatalities that will force them and their suvivors to suffer, and perish for their own beliefs.

There's only room for one survivor, PlayStation 3® or Xbox 360. 

Which side will you be on? Do you think your choice is capable of surviving?


$niper

[macalatus]

To the misguided children (aka 360 folks)of the videogame industry, listen forth to what Dark Sniping is trying to preach. Dark Sniper is a true gamer for he represents the qualities of one: Classy, mature, and intelligent. He is trying to show you the truth of what truly happens to a mature person like Zhuk who gets corrupted by Microsoft.

Zhuk, as what all Sony gamers believe, is a man dedicated to scamming people into believing that buying a new console to replace a dead one every 2-3 months is OK. Zhuk love to spread lies that Sony games are not of the highest quality, all the while believing that games made for people with low IQ like Halo and Gears of War are perfect example of flawless games.

So, my misguided children, let Dark Sniper expose the biggest fraud and crook on N4G and publicly destroy his poisonous lies. Let him show you what true videogaming is, in the form of Uncharted 2, LittleBigPlanet, Infamous, God of War III, Warhawk, and more games that can only be found on the Playstation 3. Stop being a gamer that play games that only require the reptilian cortex. Be one of the classy, mature, and intelligent gamers by playing high quality, thought-provoking games that only Sony can offer!

Sony Gamers Lead the Way!

[TheDeadMetalhead]

War has changed. It's no longer about kids arguing on the playground about which 16-bit console was superior. It's an endless series of flaming, trolling and fanboy rants fought behind a computer screen. War - and its consumption of social life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged accounts carry ID-tagged keyboards, use ID-tagged mouses. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Gamer Zone control. Open Zone control. Forum control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of talking your friend Billy into getting a Playstation instead of a Sega Saturn has become the age of constant console bashing, dupe accounts, and BS articles...All in the name of your favorite game console. And he who controls the N4G...controls the internets. War has changed. When both sides want N4G under their total control...War becomes routine.

[AnttiApina]

Nice Snatcher picture!

[RockmanII7]

http://www.funnycorner.net/...

[Spike47]

which in turn makes xbox360 fanboys look bad. Comparing your loyalty to Sony to a religion is clear evidence of this. I have always supported Sony and their consoles, simply because they are unmatched in reliability and quality. I always go for the better deal, when MS releases a console with good reliability and better 1st part titles, I will not hesitate to buy one.

[ukilnme]

"I'm really starting to think you guys are Xbox360 fanboys trying to make PS3 fanboys look bad"

Wow. Take the blinders off. PS3 fanboys have it completely covered when it comes to making yourselves look bad. Just look in the comments section of almost every 360 related article for proof.

Besides, relax and enjoy this for what it is.

[AliTheBrit19]

LOL

I like DarkSniper and Zhuk

Because both of them are neutral, last time I checked they both own both consoles, and I've seem them chatting on the forums

To them its amusement.

[TheDeadMetalhead]

Ssssh. Don't say that too loud. There won't be anymore delicious tears from people like Halo3 MLG. @_@

[FAT MAN GO BOOM]

Nice...lol

[TMAN]

LMAO. I don't comment often,but....this is funny. Go forth fanboiz,go forth.

[Mwaan]

It's so hardcore. Getting headshots with the 360 analog sticks is way to easy. But if you can pull one off with that PS3 controller you're a gaming god. PS3's multiplats are much blurrier than the 360 versions, making gaming in general a lot harder on the PS3 because you can't see as well. Also, why would you want to play Halo with 10 million people when you can stay up all night looking for a Killzone 2 match. 360 is for noobs.

[ukilnme]

LMAO.

[pixelsword]

Gee whiz, you could have taken it as a joke like it was intended; but since you want to push outdated facts and skewed info, then sure; I'm game. Let's see what you said, point for point.

- Getting headshots with the 360 analog sticks is way to easy. But if you can pull one off with that PS3 controller you're a gaming god.

* There's no difference between the sensitivity of the two except that the 360's controller has a little more resistance; if you actually played with one before, you'd know. Furthermore, since the 360's controller isn't symmetrical, it's not the best controller for FPS, period, especially since you're always hyper-extending your left thumb.

- PS3's multiplats are much blurrier than the 360 versions, making gaming in general a lot harder on the PS3 because you can't see as well.

* A. The 360's best exclusives are much blurrier, smaller, and less detailed than the PS3's best exclusives, especially when comparing similar games. Prove me wrong; you're talking to someone who's played more than one console.

* B. Saboteur's going to be 16x AA on the PS3, something only matched on the higher spectrum of PCs; why is it that the 360 is supposed to be more powerful, better CPU, better GPU, easier to program for, and been out a year earlier but but you have yet to see a game approach this level of deatil? I'm NOT saying that the 360 can't do it, but since 2007, you don't see any big advances on the 360 before the PS3 does it first.

- Also, why would you want to play Halo with 10 million people when you can stay up all night looking for a Killzone 2 match.

* Well, I could say that's because that's the only 360 game that plays correctly on the 360, given the buggyness of Gears, The exploits on MW2, and the lack of multiplayer games on the 360 in general; but let me end this on a positive note and just state that you'll never see 10 million players in any PS3 game because there's too many games out. One could play Demon's Souls, or Download a new map from Unreal Tournament III or Little Big Planet, and one used to be able to play MAG and now Battlefield: Bad company's demo, Uncharted 2, Warhawk, Resistance 1 or 2's online, Metal Gear Online, Motorstorm, Fat Princess, and for those smart enough to get the earlier PS3's can pop-in a PS2 game and play all of their favorite PS2 games online since the majority of the 100 million people who bought a PS2 didn't switch-up, there are still games with communities. Or, like you said, put in Killzone 2 and still get a match.

Or you could play Halo with 10 out of the 14 million people who play on XBL.

Still.

[TheZippo]

I think your the one that needs to calm down and take things as a joke as they were intended.

[SilentNegotiator]

Obvious Fanboy is obvious.

[pixelsword]

Oh, you didn't like my joke?

[TMAN]

Lol. Say what?

[TheBand1t]

http://web.mit.edu/ryangray...

[Halo3 MLG Pro]

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

This blog just proves what I been saying from Day 1 on this site. That the sony faithful are coocoo for coco puffs.

[dalibor]

Each side is bad imo. There are other gaming sites other than N4G that have both Microsoft & Sony gamers hating on each other.

[SilentNegotiator]

Your comment just goes to show how pathetically hypocritical people can be, Halo MLG Pro.

[TheDeadMetalhead]

09 member detected.

[TheBand1t]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

[ZombieNinjaPanda]

Lulz, when did you guys join n4g? A week ago?

[dalibor]

Good read. See you online. In Dark $niper I trust.

[pixelsword]

Just kidding.

It's good that people can poke fun of and have a laugh at the stupidity that is fanboyism.

[Leafs117]

I'm sorry but I started laughing my ass off after reading the first paragraph. Because I am a gamer, I am aware that there are fanboys, and that everyone has natural bias towards a console, but this guy is just taking it to a complete other level. People like him are the reason gamers face stigma in society today, because people who are trying to get into gaming go on n4g and see idiots like him preaching their "gospel" to the world...kind of reminds me of the Westboro Baptist Church...you know the one where they go and protest at soldier's funerals with signs saying "God hates gays" and "Thank god for dead soldiers." But thats beyond the point...or is it?

I have an XBox 360 and a PS3, I had a Wii but I ended up selling it because I just didn't play it, nothing against the console itself, but I don't have a son who likes to play it and I never touched it, so I found someone who would enjoy it. I got my 360 at launch and my PS3 on December of 2008. Since then, I have shifted to the PS3 as my primary gaming console simply because of the fact that it uses Blu-Ray and is more convenient to switch between movies and games, along with the fact that these are tough times and the online is free. I will not, however, discredit the XBox 360 as it is also a fantastic gaming machine with so much more left in it. I still play it from time to time and am really excited for Halo: Reach and Alan Wake.

A word of advice to you fanboys: Think before you type.

[TheDeadMetalhead]

People who are actually taking it this seriously are complete idiots...And I'm NOT talking about DarkSniper, either.

[TheBand1t]

See post 9.4

[ukilnme]

Some people just don't get it. Too bad you just can't walk in to WalMart and pick a sense of humor up off the shelf. Maybe Santa will deliver some this year.

[LordMarius]

Please take me under your wing, Dark Sniper senpai

[RockmanII7]

http://static.open.salon.co...

[Mr Tretton]

Gooooooooood Sniiiiiiper *rubs hands*

[TheColbertinator]

For the glory of General Zhuk,I stand at the ready.

[Marceles]

lol *gets popcorn*, this HAS to happen

[Jamescagney]

Excellent. I look forward to Zhuk responding, these guys crack me up.

*Thumbs up*

[DRUDOG]

LOL...WTF?!? I leave N4G to you nutters for a day and look what I missed. I hold all of my forumz brethren personally responsible for not letting me know that the warz have begun anew.

This is a call to arms and I for one don't have any...anybody have one to loan me?

But that's not the point, for I don't really know what the point is other than I'm mad at all of you for not pointing this blog post to me earlier!

Wait...where the hell is Zhuk? Haven't seen him in ages...

[STONEY4]

Zhuk posts alot more in the forums, which is probably why you haven't seen him lately if you only read comments. Well, actually I haven't seen him in the forums lately either. I see Dark Sniper alot there though.

[DRUDOG]

That's what I'm talking about...what are these "comments" you speak of? There is another part of this site I don't know about?!? :P

[RockmanII7]

This isn't the ultimate battle... of ultimate destiny

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[GiantEnemyCrab]

LOL! Dark Sniper fires a cannon shot over the bow!

Epic!

Dark Sniper and Zhuk need to show the fanboys here how it's done.

[STONEY4]

Anyone else ever got the feeling Dark Sniper and Zhuk are the same person just on different accounts? Seriously, they talk in the same exact style.

[shutupandplay]

That thought actually has crossed my mind. If you were to replace the words "ps3" and insert "360" in dark snipers comments, it would sound exactly like zhuk. And vice versa.

[TenSteps]

But I remember seeing a pic of Zhuk and Dark Sniper in the official picture thread in the forums not sure though.

Anyways when is Zhuk going to post I want to see this battle go on.

[DRUDOG]

Dark Sniper isn't Zhuk. Rest assured. DS is a actually a black guy from the States and Zhuk is a white guy from Australia...

[Nihilism]

Fanboys are killing gaming, I miss the good old days, when without question, I would buy the next nintendo console and just buy the games and have fun, now we have 10 page debates over low res screenshot comparison articles of the same game... we need more damn exclusives, then there wouldn't be any of this crap, people would see reason to buy each console

[LuHawk22]

LOL Dark Sniper is a jeoulous F@gget nothing else

[Rocco Siffredi]

ZHUK > Dark Sniper

[Karooo]

especially not when PS3 is on fire and won 2009.

1) 1 year lead.
2) faulty machine to push sales and beat sony.
3) out dated dvd player.
4) cutting price to $100 to match the slim
5) banning people for devious reasons.
6) lack of games.
7) over dependence on halo.
8) P2p games when ps3 has upcoming MAG which moves the gaming industry forward.

and more.

[SpartanZero]

360 has the better online service and controller. game sales are much higher. NXE lets you play music when playing your favorite games via the guide button. Project Natal and 2010 looks too good to be ral with AAA titles such as Halo Reach Fable III Crackdown 2 ME2 SC:C Alan Wake and so much more.
The architecture of the Xbox 360 is better" "even though we feel the 360 has superior hardware" Noticed how he said "we" http://www.gamezine.co.uk/n... RSX is slower than what we have in the 360. THE CPU IS ABOUT THE SAME, but the 360 makes it easier to split things off, and that's what a lot of the work has been, splitting it all into jobs on the PS3." http://gamingfront.net/news... seems to be all come down to the set-up of the graphics hardware, the developers use the 10MB of 'EDRAM' that is directly attached to the Xenos GPU in order to maximise its visual effects. With virtually unlimited bandwidth, effects can be processed enormously quickly. The Cell/RSX combo doesn't this advantageAll of this explains why multiplatform games look and perform better in the 360.Reason why Killzone 2 and Uncharted 2 look so good is because of Blu Ray Space, Edge Tools, 1gb Dev kit no splitscreen and required HDD. Naughty dog and Guerilla Games push the the PS3 very high as you can see and they use everything they can. http://www.gameguru.in/micr... 2010 Microsoft will start hyping exclusives for their graphics. Only time MS have done this is with the gears series thats it. http://www.gamezine.co.uk/n...
360 has the best accesories like wi fi N and such. The 360 hardware failure for the newest models are 4%. 2010 I predict a 360 slim at GDC 2010. Pretty soon it's gonna be gameover for the PS3.