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Dark Sniper Calls Out Zhuk For Console Debate

In 1995, Dark Sniper was once a lost soul until he found Sony Computer Entertainment to be his carrier.  Since then, Sony and Dark Sniper has become an inseparable pair, something that not even the jaws of life can create a solution for.  Bonding between year to year, generation to generation.  It's easy to understand why the worldwide market leader in interactive electronics have done nothing but improve the globe not only in sheer entertainment, but bettering their lives.  Playstation had not just became a console, but it became a religion. 

But you Zhuk, had to defy that religion. 

Preaching your blasphemy about Microsoft's Xbox 360  toy machine is superior than that of Sony's juggernaut supercomputer, otherwise known as PlayStation®3.  Preaching your falsifying comments about where the market leader is, misleading the gullible down a satanic pathway that leads to a gateway with a first name being Bill.  But yet you've never once stated any factual information, nor explain your reasons for your choices. 

This earth is all full of human beings, with different mindframes, opinions and intellectual prefrences.  But they all share this one belief. 

That you put your faith, in PlayStation®3.

Since you've defied this belief, Dark Sniper challenges you to an in depth, intellectual debate about your personal beliefs towards Xbox 360, vs Dark Sniper's towards Sony Computer Entertainment's PlayStation 3® Home Terminal.

Throughout the daily news that is posted on the website.  Dark Sniper will continue to spread the gospel that is Sony and if he continues to read any of your mindless Xbox drivel, he will make the proper correction.  Feel free to debate, if you feel your piece of excrement console is worth it.

This is the definitive final battle of the decade. One that has the insidious capability to send casualties that could eliminate Earth's civilization before a new decade begins. 

One that will leave fatalities that will force them and their suvivors to suffer, and perish for their own beliefs.

There's only room for one survivor, PlayStation 3® or Xbox 360. 

Which side will you be on? Do you think your choice is capable of surviving?


$niper

macalatus5255d ago

To the misguided children (aka 360 folks)of the videogame industry, listen forth to what Dark Sniping is trying to preach. Dark Sniper is a true gamer for he represents the qualities of one: Classy, mature, and intelligent. He is trying to show you the truth of what truly happens to a mature person like Zhuk who gets corrupted by Microsoft.

Zhuk, as what all Sony gamers believe, is a man dedicated to scamming people into believing that buying a new console to replace a dead one every 2-3 months is OK. Zhuk love to spread lies that Sony games are not of the highest quality, all the while believing that games made for people with low IQ like Halo and Gears of War are perfect example of flawless games.

So, my misguided children, let Dark Sniper expose the biggest fraud and crook on N4G and publicly destroy his poisonous lies. Let him show you what true videogaming is, in the form of Uncharted 2, LittleBigPlanet, Infamous, God of War III, Warhawk, and more games that can only be found on the Playstation 3. Stop being a gamer that play games that only require the reptilian cortex. Be one of the classy, mature, and intelligent gamers by playing high quality, thought-provoking games that only Sony can offer!

Sony Gamers Lead the Way!

TheDeadMetalhead5254d ago (Edited 5254d ago )

War has changed. It's no longer about kids arguing on the playground about which 16-bit console was superior. It's an endless series of flaming, trolling and fanboy rants fought behind a computer screen. War - and its consumption of social life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged accounts carry ID-tagged keyboards, use ID-tagged mouses. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Gamer Zone control. Open Zone control. Forum control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of talking your friend Billy into getting a Playstation instead of a Sega Saturn has become the age of constant console bashing, dupe accounts, and BS articles...All in the name of your favorite game console. And he who controls the N4G...controls the internets. War has changed. When both sides want N4G under their total control...War becomes routine.

Spike475254d ago

which in turn makes xbox360 fanboys look bad. Comparing your loyalty to Sony to a religion is clear evidence of this. I have always supported Sony and their consoles, simply because they are unmatched in reliability and quality. I always go for the better deal, when MS releases a console with good reliability and better 1st part titles, I will not hesitate to buy one.

ukilnme5254d ago (Edited 5254d ago )

"I'm really starting to think you guys are Xbox360 fanboys trying to make PS3 fanboys look bad"

Wow. Take the blinders off. PS3 fanboys have it completely covered when it comes to making yourselves look bad. Just look in the comments section of almost every 360 related article for proof.

Besides, relax and enjoy this for what it is.

AliTheBrit195254d ago

LOL

I like DarkSniper and Zhuk

Because both of them are neutral, last time I checked they both own both consoles, and I've seem them chatting on the forums

To them its amusement.

TheDeadMetalhead5253d ago

Ssssh. Don't say that too loud. There won't be anymore delicious tears from people like Halo3 MLG. @_@

TMAN5254d ago

LMAO. I don't comment often,but....this is funny. Go forth fanboiz,go forth.

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