Why does having any opinion make you a Hater?
As soon as an opinion is not completely supportive, your suddenly in the Counter Console Conspiracy...working night and day to undermine the entire gaming establishment of ConsoleX.
Well, I don't hate any console or any game on them but I DO have actual opinions. In this case I'm surprised at the lack of quality in this title.
Anyone with access to a demo can come to their own conclusions.
That's the beauty of a demo...Everyone can try it.
I was asked what my opinion was of the hands-on E3 demo and can only
repeat the half-joking phrase I heard: "It's failure is inhuman!"
I realize there where several development issues but going from an
almost complete 1990's game to now, I think Too Human has really lost
something with this very very thin adaptation of "real Norse Gods"
(cybernetically enhanced so long ago, but somehow we just invented the iPhone?)
Stretching it into 3 games takes it from a thin adaptation to just
empty and average with generic gameplay for something supposedly
polished for years.
There's nothing new, innovative, original, or particularly unique here...unless you count 'dying' so slowly you've got time to prepare dinner.
All the industry and gamers have here is a game where the only thing updated seems like the version of Unreal Engine . . . and according to Epic they still owe
them $650,000 for that.
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So there you have it. I just don't like it, and before I'm called a Hater, or FanBrat or any other nonsense...maybe I don't like it because of the very reasons I mention: There's little to like justifying $60 or worth my time beyond the demo.
After much anticipation, I felt exactly the same way about Haze.
Saying, 'Oh that game just isn't good...I didn't like it' only makes you a 'hater' in the eyes of rival Console Cultists. I've never turned any console into a religious movement, so don't have Cult Rivals. I hope you don't either.
Download the demo, play it for yourself and decide If Too Human is for you...
For me, putting the game to sleep would be 'Too Humane'
I've been told by the most reliable, nonexistent made up source I know that this is exactly what each and every one of these characters from Too Human are thinking, according to their exclusive interview that never actually existed.
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