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Best Babes In Video Games Of 2011

Clutch Blog writes: "Video games have come a long way from the days when a purple square represented a leather-clad heroine fighting a group of medieval zombies in nothing but a skinned fur bra and matching thong.

Back then, we had to use our imagination to truly enjoy the deep characterization that 8-bit technology could provide our hormonally charged minds. Thanks to the movie quality advancements in video game design, simulated physics and sound mixing, gamers can enjoy the same bosomy heroines and shapely ass-kickers that we could only see in movies or our dad's Playboys."

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PickAShoe4541d ago

I used to fap to this just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

fallacious4541d ago

How exactly will that restrict you from fapping?

Swiggins4541d ago

I'm not a doctor or anything, but I think the catastrophic and overwhelming pain of an arrow in the knee might stop one from fapping....

Iroquois_Pliskin4541d ago

I would know the answer if the excruciating pain coming from an arrow to the knee wasnt hindering my ability to think.

MAJ0R4541d ago

can anyone tell me where this meme came from? I must oblivious to the internet but I really just have no idea :/

KingPin4541d ago

Give that joke a cape coz it is SUPER LAME!!!!!

Bolts4541d ago

I would love to Fus Ro Dah all these arrow to the knee jokes off the highest cliff in Skyrim. Talk about uber lame. Can't you douches quote something else? At least work a curved sword. Curved. Sword. Line in for variety.

skrug4541d ago

you mean you took an arrow to the balls...

megacowdung4541d ago

I used to think the arrow to the knee joke was funny, then i took a warhammer to the face.

OhMyGandhi4540d ago

I thought it was "a Midget to a rollercoaster"

or am I thinking "Pliars to my pimples"?

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Yui_Suzumiya4541d ago

Trishka Novac is my game girl of the year. If you haven't played Bulletstorm then you're missing out on one of the most unique female protagonist of all time.

LettingGo4541d ago

I'm sorry. Elena over Chloe any day.

Yui_Suzumiya4541d ago

Both.. Preferably at the same time ;)

Cosmit4541d ago

Elena seems like the one you will take more serious in a relationship. Chloe seems like a hot steamy one-night stand or whatever.

Cosmit4541d ago

Chloe is my favorite out of that list. Something about her...haha. I know shes just pixels.

Yui_Suzumiya4541d ago

Still something about how Trishka says she'll ''kill your dick'' and how she's seen stuff that will ''turn your @$$hole purple'' that just melts my heart :)

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Play L.A. Noire Free With Your GTA+ Membership

L.A. Noire is coming to the library of free games available to GTA+ Members on Thursday, May 2.

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TheColbertinator13d ago

Great game that unfortunately was only made once

anast13d ago

I would day 1 New York or Chicago Noir even LA Noir 2.

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L.A. Noire And Bully — Rockstar's Lost Gems That Deserve A Sequel As Much As GTA

Hanzala from eXputer: "I do appreciate GTA 6, Rockstar, but if I could trade it for a new L.A. Noire or a Bully game, I'd do so in a heartbeat."

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Skuletor39d ago

How are they lost? You can get L.A. Noire on Steam, PS5, Xbox Series and Nintendo Switch and Bully is on the PS5 and Xbox Series too.

Psychonaut8539d ago

I want a new Manhunt game. But that will never happen.

Demetrius38d ago

Mfs are too sensitive nowadays and would cry instead of being concerned bout real world problems

Demetrius38d ago

Whenever gta 6 launch we won't be getting another rockstar title for another 10 years lol but on the positive side they bou to come back n show how open world supposed to be done 🔥

Skuletor38d ago

I won't expect any singleplayer DLC like IV's The Lost & Damned or The Ballad of Gay Tony after it launches either

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Steam's highest-rated game is now less than a dollar in the Spring Sale

Jack writes: "Yet again browsing the latest offers in the Steam Spring Sale has led us to track down the very best. In terms of price to quality, we don’t think that it gets much better than this. Portal 2 is now less than a dollar, and if you haven’t got it already, now is the time to pick it up."

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TheEroica57d ago

Portal deserves to be one of steams highest rated games... It's almost tetris levels of perfect game design.

TheEnigma31356d ago

It's a great game, but highly overrated. But for $1, it's an amazon deal.

Friendlygamer56d ago

Valve should bring their games to ps5

Kados56d ago (Edited 56d ago )

Gotta love Steam. Just got Portal 2 for .97 cents CAD. Should have been $1.29, selected the bundle with Portal 1 and 2, which gets a 25% discount, already have Portal 1, so it removes the cost of that, and still applies the full 25% bundle discount to Portal 2. 90% + 25% discount.

Friendlygamer55d ago

That's sweet, I've been thinking about building a modest pc to play some oldies