Videogame Roundtable Episode 3: God of Crap III

The third episode of VGRT is a spirited one, as Jonah insists that Sony's new game next week should be called "God of CRAP III" and gives an unassailable reason why, while Filippo says he'll rip on Heavy Rain in his review, and Richard rips on Filippo's review of Heavy Rain.

Also in the podcast, the trio discusses:

The pirate attack on UbiSoft's DRM servers
the announcements of Portal 2 and Rock Band 3
Microsoft's decision to unveil their Natal titles at E3
Sony's decision to introduce eroding demos
Xbox Live finally loosening gay restrictions.

[Natsu X FairyTail]

Dont feel like listening to that podcast. Whoever heard it tell me the reasons behind the guy sayin the game should be called "gocrap"

[Klipz-Wish]

Basically its to make you listen until the end of the podcast because he says calls it "GOD OF CRAP" at the beginning and says he'll say why at the end. Then he says because its not irish and says hes joking it will be a good action game and maybe not better then bayonetta. Unluckily for them i think its only going to backfire and people will not want to listen to their podcast anymore

[Darkeyes]

Haven't clicked on the Link and won't either. I suggest you guys do the same... Giving such loser hits means it eggs him again to do the same..

Spewing crap on the latest Blockbuster and looking for hits wow thats new/sc

[nycredude]

Wow really! That is unabashedly look and begging for hits but it just pretty made me NOT listen to the podcast.

This setup sounds like a perfect marriage with Destructoid!

[irish-leprecaun]

btw you wont be seeing me after paddys day. its takes a full year to recover in time for next years paddys day.

[boodybandit]

and you will learn all you need to about his sad and pathetic existence. He is arguably the biggest Sony hater on the planet and one of the most worthless people you will ever learn about in your life. He lives on the net 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year just looking to trash Sony and pretend he is a gaming journalist.

It is actually quite sad but don't feel sorry for him because he brings it all on himself.

[Army_of_Darkness]

I'll give him Hits.. Hits to the face!! that Wretched demon guy, thing, fake gamer, buttt hole, who the hell is he?!

[rucky]

Who wants to hear a bunch of nobodies from a no named site that obviously posted a flamebait title only to get hits.

[JonahFalcon]

I'm a nobody? Hee hee

[cayal]

That's right. You are a nobody...well you are an illiterate fanboy who can't actually make a reasonable argument (when challenged with facts) and instead will delete comments or change them.

[rucky]

Why you think you're somebody?

You posting here in N4G only proves my ending statement. Now that's funny!

[Pennywise]

MMMM Bubbles.

[m-s-8-2]

Don't piss this guy off. He'll put you on his "sh*t list"

[N4Flamers]

It's just not funny...
We dont need your lame a55 sense of humor...

[JonahFalcon]

Just enjoy teasing my co-hosts. People emailed me saying they laughed their asses off at the end of the podcast.

[zoks310]

That website sucks, dont visit them they have ad-ware and bugs that will crash your computer. =s

[bullaaaa]

People laugh at the most inane crap ever. What's your point? Your sh*t stinks to high hell.

[mercenarie]

no thanks.

[CARRIERHASARRIVED]

Who are these idiots again?

No, really? Who's approving this?

[Foliage]

They approved their own crap. Talk about desperate. No one listens to them in the comments section, so they think people will finally listen if they make a whole post about it.

Here's a hint fellas, no one cares yet again.

[rbluetank]

i am just waiting for gamestop to call me to pick up my God3 early...

[FanboyAttack]

Funny, Fanboys, Flaimbait, but its an opinion and if you dont like it you should stop visiting all video game sites. They are all just opinions!

[BrianC6234]

This has nothing to do with opinion. Look at the title. Jonah calls the game God of Crap. But it's all a joke. You have to listen to the end to hear that part. The biggest joke is if he really thinks Bayonetta is better than God of War 3 though.

[Bea Arthur]

Somebody is looking for attention.

[kenpachi]

who keeps approving this flamebait crap

[SSCOOLCHEA]

The N4G admins . How do you think this website stays afloat ? Without those articles this website would be boring and dull . It's the reason why i'm still here with one freakin bubble taken away by the stupid bot admins .

[Bon Scott]

only possible on the POS3.

PS........Final Fantasy on the 360 scored higher,and will prevent lots of gamers from buying a POS3 to play this game.

Isn't it wonderful....I think so.

Sony needs to leave gaming,and get back to making Walkmans and reliable tv sets.

[dredgewalker]

I honestly think they are just joking, its just unfortunate that the headline they chose is very offensive to the GOW fans.

[phantomshadow]

Thanks for saving me a listen to a podcast I didn't really feel like listening to.

@JonahFalcon - the joke of "if it's not scottish, it's crap" was funny about ten or fifteen years ago when Mike Myers did it on SNL, but it is not funny and has never ever been funny when anyone else does it.

[dkgshiz]

No reason to even click the link.

[silvacrest]

as the old saying goes, if it sounds like flamebait....

[JoePesci]

This is the closest you're gonna get to your 15 minutes of fame, Jonah. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[RohanLee]

i made god of war 3 and sadly i admit it is only 1 hour long and 5 minutes of that is gameplay.. the rest is the intro and the ending.

sorry guys

[mrmikew2018]

This is what's killing the industry

[sensor21]

but as good as everyone say it looks 60 bucks for ten hours of gameplay i dont know how many gamers replay games but i dont if u do thats your business but ten hours is a rentals look

[bboss]

Yeah this is coming from a guy who says how he "loves microsoft" and how much he loves getting shafted by getting his monthly allowance taken by them monthly.

[gillri]

GOW3 will be the better game but Bayonetta's combat system is god-like

[Pennywise]

god-like? Low standards are infesting N4G.

[xg-ei8ht]

podcasts are a waste of time.

[Blackmoses]

Wait....isn't this the same guy that John Stewart and "The Daily Show" did a piece on? No pun intended... "piece"...really

Wait, yeah it is....
http://www.thedailyshow.com...

I'm sorry this crap is funny....

[Pennywise]

Can't listen to it right now, but if you are being interviewed by the dailyshow and it isn't by Jon Stewart... You are just being set up to look like a giant tool.... by watching just the beginning, I can tell jonah did not need any help with that!

[bviperz]

tactics to get hits. Wow.

[bujasem_89]

i just took a 30 minute break from the game its pure chaos !!! i still cant wrap my head around the awesomeness , pls pls some one tell me how can sh*t face ign give this a 9.3 and that bit*h bayonneta a 9.5 i cant and dont understand . All i know is that now im sure credit was not given where it was due and thats just sad (lets just hope kratos gets his revenge from the ign reviewer , he'll be comin after you as soon as he's finished with zues you know ;)

[Valdass]

who keeps approving dammit you douchebags

[Organization XII]

this poor guys seems to be desperately lookin for some clocks, just ignore him...

[tetsuhana]

Jonah just go into porn, and forget about game punditry.
(google Jonah Falcon if you don't know who he is)

[bjornbear]

im all for it, but when its this crap =/ i don't want this on my interwebz, and clearly nor does anyone else

quite the failure for a new podcast eh?

next time, keep it a bit more professional mr.falcon

there's enough jokes going around with HHG and so on.

[ALFAxD_CENTAURO]

''Videogame Roundtable Episode 3: God of Crap III''

''Sony's decision to introduce eroding demos
Xbox Live finally loosening gay restrictions.''

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¿They at least have some visitors?

He just need some attention, he bring this bad qualiy article.

[James Vanderbeek]

get a life

[razielsparadox]

...you get it? ...GOD ...of ... CRAP lol lol lol...i mean lol lol he said crap lol (srcsm)

N4G whats the matter with u?? >:Z

[badbond1]

wasn't going to be purchased by me. Look, she's fine ( not as fine as my brown beauty avatar), but damn, she looks like Sarah Palin with a gun! Can't bring back those bad memories! Bayonetta may be a good game, but the developers didn't bring their A game for the PS3. Kratos will handle my thirst well on March 16 crapbox beotches!