GR's DeShaun Zollicoffer writes:
Urban Dictionary defines a “cock blocker” as one who prevents another from scoring sexually. I don’t enjoy using this word, but it perfectly describes a phenomenon that you’ve probably faced while trying to get close to someone of the opposite sex (or same). Sadly this isn’t exclusive to the real world, the virtual one has just as many "blockers", here are the most notorious ones.
Jack writes: "Yet again browsing the latest offers in the Steam Spring Sale has led us to track down the very best. In terms of price to quality, we don’t think that it gets much better than this. Portal 2 is now less than a dollar, and if you haven’t got it already, now is the time to pick it up."
Portal deserves to be one of steams highest rated games... It's almost tetris levels of perfect game design.
Gotta love Steam. Just got Portal 2 for .97 cents CAD. Should have been $1.29, selected the bundle with Portal 1 and 2, which gets a 25% discount, already have Portal 1, so it removes the cost of that, and still applies the full 25% bundle discount to Portal 2. 90% + 25% discount.
Given the medium's wild diversity, this primer of the essential video games everyone should try is a good place to start.
I can't fk with this list. They missed on alot of games probably before the writers times. Also I know people loved some portal but I was never a fan.
Tomb Raider 1
Driver 1
Abe’s Odyssey
FF6
King of Fighters 94
Mortal Kombat OG
LINK 2 the past
Street Fighter 2
Resident Evil 1
Infinite but not the first two games? Witcher 3 but not the first two games?? GTA V but not literally any of the games before it??? Portal 2 but not the first? Also if you're going to play Shadow of The Colossus play the remaster and not the remake. Can't say I disagree with the list but my man it's all over the place.
Awesome list! Hot take on Fear (and it's hard af expansion Persaus Mandate!) Bioshock Infinite is stellar, so is the Witcher 3 and you nailed it by having Ocarina of Time. So many fantastic games! Gotta play 'em all! Next one on my list is Prey after I beat Dead Space 2 and Splinter Cell Conviction.
Cultured Vultures: Put on your freshest dungarees and chow down on the ripest mushroom as we reel off the best Mario games ever made to celebrate Mar10 Day.
My top 3 are Mario 3, Mario World and Mario 64. Mario Odyssey is also excellent, and I enjoyed Sunshine but didn't care for the Galaxy series.
yeah you forgot microsoft according to JAW they've been cock blocking oddworld
Victor Sullivan is an aged playboy, he just tries to line his own pockets.
The worst kind of a cockblocker is someone who does it unintentionally because they have no clue what is going on.
haha
"cock blocker"
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That's a pretty short list. Put a little more effort into your article next time.
I would start by adding the Darkness but with a caveat. If Jackie uses a condom he's okay, but the second he impregnates someone the Darkness is passed of to them and he dies. It does pay to have safe sex.
Calibrating....