The PS3 Is A Sexy Chick Magnet

PSX Extreme Writes: You may laugh. You may scoff. You may consider this a lame attempt by a Sony fansite (and the second the word "fansite" escapes your lips, we beat you to a bloody pulp with a crowbar) to promote the PlayStation 3. You might think it's a weird little opinion piece designed to be charmingly unique and appealing...well, perhaps the latter is true.

[duplissi]

lol at that article

although it does have some valid points

[rCrysis]

such as black goes with everything

[shingo]

It gotz LittleBigPlanet. (o^_^o)

Only sackboy cute, adorable look makes girls melt into nothingness.

[MisterNiwa]

Hey~ Pretty Lady... u know, i got a PS3 at home~ How is it?

CHECKPOINTO~

[Sitdown]

black does not go with everything.

[FarEastOrient]

Yes and the PS2 vibrator works with the PS3 with no problem!

Was this ever released in the States?

[thereapersson]

Tell that to the Wii...

[Maddens Raiders]

" Robochic
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 10:37:53 PM
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LOL oh man this is the best article todate. I'm a girl and i have to admit it's defently a chick magnet. I love it and it matches our sexy 37inch lcd lg tv :) good article ben oh and its true about the controller it's very much smaller for my girly hands. "

the wii is for timid nerdy chicks, not cool gamer chicks :P

[InMyOpinion]

Do you believe anything you read? It's not hard to be a girl on the Internet. Just look at Juuken/Ultimolu, he has everyone on N4G fooled into believing he's a girl.

[silvacrest]

do you have proof that shes a dude or not?

im looking forward to your answer :)

[InMyOpinion]

Well, "Juuken" or "Juu-Ken", as it's pronounced, is actually Japanese for "manbreasts" or "manboobs".

"Ultimolu" is Inuit(Eskimo language) for "He-She", or the more commonly used "She-male". The word Ultimolu can also be traced back to the native american language of Navajo, where it means "2-girls-1-cup", but I'm pretty sure the Inuit interpretation is closer to the subject at hand.

To say Juuken/Ultimolu is only man would therefore be incorrect, as "it" is a he-she...with manbreasts.

[Enate]

You know typically I would say the same thing but honestly I've got about 8 sexy ladies on my psn that say otherwise. They love LBP :)

[TheBand1t]

Not to mention standard internet law dictates that there are no women on the internet, ever.

[MisterNiwa]

Go reveal those Manbreasts!

Bubbles from me! :D

[Omegasyde]

Besides that, the Wii has the PS3 beat. Wii play + Boom blox, TKO.

[skatezero246]

lol oh man this article is priceless

[Dimitri]

Some of you probably play PS3 at night instead of doing it with your girlfriend or wife in bed ;)

[I_LOVE_MYSELF]

rofl

[Sir Ken_Kutaragi]

Bit like me then!!! ;-D

[poindat]

Well it certainly is one sexy machine. Keep it in good shape and that thing is the envy of the media room. It's got the looks, the charm, and the substance... basically everything you wished you could have had in high school.

:)

[Xbots play games]

George Foreman grills are sexy!

[TheMART]

"The Dual Shock 3 fits her cute hand better"

I agree. The PS3 controller is for fragile girly hands. Thats why it also makes cracking sounds if you play with it.

Real gamers and male gamers need a decent, well sized controller that fits the hands better instead of a girly/kiddy sized controller. Thats why the 360 controller is the best one around.

Agreed with this article. BTW girlfriends think the PS3 is large. They like white/apple colour better overall, the Wii does best being small and white. 360 comes in a second place there. PS3 just is big, put it even besides the 360 and it looks bigger.

[Sibs]

Just remember, bigger is always better, at least for her...

[Pennywise]

How would you ever know what a girlfriend thinks?

[TheMART]

@ Sibs

Yes for the controller your comment fits, but I may hope your girl doesn't shove the whole PS3 up the ars.

@ Pennywise

Well I can't mindread, so don't know what your nerdy cow gf might think, but mine likes the Wii to stand beside the TV, she's allright when the 360 is there, but the black PS3 she finds ugly on our white TV table and TV.

[Pennywise]

You arent a mind reader, but you know the color of my TV and stand? lol

I'm sure my "fat" GF loves it.

[PotNoodle]

Girls like them small and white? I heard quite the opposite.

[LTC]

rofl
360 is for babies

[anubis12]

frag dolls dont play ps3 silly...

[San Frandisco]

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[Sangria]

I see what you did there.

[Lombax]

Come over and check out my gamer score.

It's FRIKIN HUGE!!!

xD

[MmaFanQc]

its levels......like "Hey baby....(beavis&butthead voices) come see my 12" level....i will let you touch it,..huh huh.."

[Gam71]

So she can spend your money on other things she wants for herself.

Of course convincing her (even though its your console and your money) to spend £300 on you is a task in itself.

[anubis12]

to bad $50 for a year....is nothing to women...lol

its not the console price that gets you...its the games

[zainkool]

Haha lol, amazing article. I will now put my ps3 to good use. I will start by taking it to the club with me, it can be my wingman...sarcasm lol

[vincentvegawchz]

Of course the Ps3 is a Sexy chic magnet because, Women love nice and expensive things, not cheap and junky items that you have to rent to own.. Rent to own --- Well I will buy the system this month, umm the hard drive next month, then maybe a wireless controller, then a couple monthes down the line i will get a subscription to xbox live then maybe have my girlfriend pay for netflix, becuase she will think that its ne...... wait what? My girlfriend left me for that guy ???? whats he have that i dont (*Man walks away holding a large box with the words Playstation 3 on it*) COMMERCIAL!#!@#!@#!

[No FanS Land]

LMAO at johnny Depp in Blu-Ray.

[ForROME]

Its true when my gf saw, the 360 and the PS3 next to one another she said the PS3 has an apple mac appeal sleek and sexy the 360 still seems like a pc outdated looking rough around the edges, and she said something that made me laugh

"Who uses a disc tray anymore?" (To the 360)

[Hercules]

it also may mean you have money..."this baby cost me $400"...."really? can i touch it?" *wink-

[mastiffchild]

They should have done it solely on looks cos the 360(even the black elite/pr)is an ugly machine.
O quite enjoy the "his ans hers" look of our Wii and PS3 under the plassy myself.

[Socomer 1979]

Buy Eye Create
Buy PSeye

Make a porno.
Nuff said.

[mixshows]

This is news?
You wont approve an article about valid points but you approve this?
N4G.com is getting lamer by the fu**ng day.

[DanteLinkX]

Ladies love wii, ladies love ps3. Wii B3yond.

[indyman7777]

Yes I do!