Prison Inmate Escapes Jail Using Cardboard Box

SnagWire: In true gamer fashion a Turkish man has escaped from a German prison Solid Snake style by making use of a cardboard box...

[Gun_Senshi]

Some fanboys say MGS AI suck because you can sneak in Drum Cans and Card Board Boxes!!!

[CEO OF N4G]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

If this story is true then i have to stop smokeing weed...

How the F do u escape prison with a CARDBOX!!!!...i dont know what to say

This has to be one of the funniest things i haver ever heard!!!!.....

:(hahahahaha) XD

[Shane Kim]

Hahhahahahahha that was the best comment I've red in a looooong time.

[The Matrix]

See, video games don't just have a negative effect on society.

[joydestroy]

LULZ!!! that's seriously crazy. security definitely needs to be beefed the hell up there!

@The Matrix
hahaha nice sarcasm :D

[NegativeCreep427]

Videogames are such a great negative influence on world-wide society that criminals are using them to escape from their prison sentences.

Soon our children will use these Satan-constructed games to learn how to make drugs and kill their parents in their sleep and avoid lawful punishment.

Video games are a plague to the world!!! *End Sarcasm, (like nobody knew that was sarcasm)*

LOL! I'm sorry, but I just had to make my early impersonation of what the typical American attorney will say in response to this story; Gloria Allred needs to die!!!

[Bubble Buddy]

And people said that video games were worthless and doesn't help in life...

[Mozilla89]

that's freaking sweet, the fact that he managed to pull it off should mean that he can go free lol.

[hay]

@1.1: According to BBC it's true: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/...

OMG, this is one of the funniest news I've read in my entire life :D

[Tyler Durden]

and people said that would never work in real life

[Jamegohanssj5]

Only possible due to the cell on Playstation 3.

TGSI

[kwicksandz]

I assume he hid in the box and was loaded into a truck and transported out of prison somehow not crawling around inside the box pausing when guards are near ala mgs

Fail gun senshi... epic fail.

[DaTruth]

This just shows how realistic MGS4 really is.

[hokis4ever]

I guess some people can't take jokes... surprise, surprise

[buy a ps3]

LOL this is why PS3s are not allowed in jail.

[pixelsword]

...I mean shooting people does eventually kill them if you do it enough.

And I fall for the "open playboy on the floor trick" every time.

Now if I can only get a camera, then every hot woman that wants to kill me will pose at my whim!

Muhahaha!

[buy a ps3]

pixelsword i know that is one of the great things about the game they make is feel so real and then throw stuff like that in their the effect is amazing.

[RemmM]

This guy must be REALLY inspired in the Metal Gear Solid series lol!! I wonder if someone gave him a codec-I mean phone call and informed him on how to escape the most unexpected way. Truly inspirational lol

[DeadIIIRed]

Hilarious. Would have been even better if he distracted the guards with a Playboy.

[PirateThom]

Metal God Solid isn't just a game, it's a guide.

Using ketchup to escape a cell is logical, so is this.

Kudos to Kojima.

[Figboy]

i remember the first time i played the game way back when, i was like, "a ketchup bottle? why the hell would i need - ohhhhhh"

it still cracks me up with how absurd it is. the fact that the ketchup trick worked is even funnier. god i love video games.

and now, thanks to this story, real life also.

escape in a cardboard box...

lol. hey, sometimes the simplest plan is the most effective.

[iHEARTboobs]

I wonder if he also used a nudie magazine to help keep the guards occupied?

[ezcex]

solid is still alive guys. rejoice!!

[PimpHandHappy]

i bet he lives in one today

lol

but really if this is true it is sooooooo fukn classic

[bomboclaat_gamer]

and when he exits the prison he is greeted by a 2 hour cutscene

[The Matrix]

Lol nice one.

[ChrisGTR1]

LMFAO!

[TheColbertinator]

@Bombaclaat

Well played sir

Bubbles!

[Firstkn1ghT]

The comment of the month!

[thebudgetgamer]

kudos

:)

[name]

That WOULD be the only comment first knight and chris actually respond to.

[Irving]

Haha good one. I bet that prison wasn't running on UE3, otherwise by the time textures on his next escapes route loads, they would've cought him :D

[Timesplitter14]

Yes.

An extremely awesome 2 hour cutscene.

[crematory]

u are the most funny persone on this forum:)

[Figboy]

well played indeed.

i know it was a joke from a 360 fanboy, but come on, that was funny, and perfectly played.

[pp]

Another Pathetic sony's way of marketing MGS4 so people could buy the crap.

[Mc187]

You don't have any frindes do you?

[crimsonfox]

damn pp your a sickass dirtbag did gears already get boring to you or what why dont you funk off and go play that or something???

[0verdrive]

geow NOT goty, you should change the heading of EVERY SINGLE post of yours, pp

[ICUP]

Another pathetic post from a blind and retarded xbot.

[Killjoy3000]

What can I say? He's now a legend amongst gamers.

[pixelsword]

...The made that game based off of RRoD, you know.

[rbrtchng]

you call jailbreaking ... game promotion? xbots have weird reasoning.

[blackbeld]

@pp, Dude read the article its realy funny. And in Germany they still looking for him. It's NOT A PR from SONY or KONAMI. IT's Real!!

[Mc187]

EPIC!

[crimsonfox]

tight...haha

[CloudsEnd]

Lmao, awesome... :D

[reincarnated]

dam! that's madd smart i should have tried that when i was in juvy! LMFAO

[crimsonfox]

haha tupac in juvenile hall

you crazy...

[Raoh]

lmfao

[Black Maverick]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! !!!

[GrammarPolice]

Lighten up, Francis

[PoopsMagee]

Huh?

What was that?

Thought I heard something...

[PirateThom]

Hmmm... just a box.

[Figboy]

that line makes me chuckle every time.

stupid guards...

i would love to have a button i could press, and emit the "discovered/exclamation point" sound effect from series. i'd use it all the time, and probably simultaneously perplex, and piss of people.

[qwertyuiopasdfghjkl]

"No really... I was locked up for rape."

[Johnny Cullen]

XD

Bubbles for you XD

[IzKyD1331]

either the prisoner is really smart, or the prison guards are really stupid

[Magic_The_Celt]

LMFAO thats quality

[sephy 9 2 5]

noticed a grown man sneaking around in a cardboard box is baffling. I'm sure the next step for those retards would have to be ban all cardboard boxes from the facility.

Edit: Just read the source and it seems he just shipped himself out. Respect somewhat restored.

[qwertyuiopasdfghjkl]

pfff

...

Baffling.

[Overr8ed]

EPIC!!! I want to see a pic of this guy. hahaha

[bunbun777]

This is what he looks like:

[solsub]

This proves once and for all that Kojima is win.

[Bladestar]

lol! that wouldn't work in the US or another country... lol! I mean seriously...

Guard: "huhhh? mmm... a box that was not there 5 seconds ago which seems to be moving every time I turn... here in prison office where there is no other box like that one..." (ignore) because my AI is as advance as a chicken.

If you read the article.. the guy simply jump into a box where there were lots of boxes; he was not wondering the jail in a box ala Solid Snake...

I always thought it was stupid that Solid Snake can walk inside a box and the solders were stupid enough to ignore the box...

[ToastyMcNibbles]

yeah you never played mgs havent you?

[Timesplitter14]

Actually, in Metal Gear 1, Snake does EXACTLY what the prisonner did. (Go in a truck equipped with a cardboard box and you'll be moved to another location).

You can also do it in MGS1, but fewer people know about it.

Oh and about ''walking around with a box'', if the soldiers see you, they instantly shoot you. If you don't move but you're in a corridor, they'll check your box and find you. The only way they won't notice is if you're against a wall or a corner in a small room, which makes sense. Personally, I don't remember the position and contents of every boxes at my work.

EDIT : @ToastMan
I clicked ''agree'' but it gave you a disagree. Looks like a bug.

[ToastyMcNibbles]

no problem my dude...what you said was exactly what i was referring to...you just cant get in a cardboard box and run around without the soldiers noticing...they only way they dont notice is if you are hidden in a carboard box around other cardboard boxes...if you run around in one they shoot at you and if you stay idle in a box in some random hallway they kick the box right off you so clearly bladestar has no clue what hes talking about

[devilhunterx]

guard 1: hey someone shot the lights.

guard 2: no problem. we have lots of lights.

guard 1: what about those 3 green lights slowly moving toward us in the dark.

guard 2: hey dont worry about it. now look away from it and pretend nothing is there.

(yea brilliant AI right there lou)

[Blitzed]

I can't believe you used this story as an opportunity to take a shot at MGS. At least Bomboclatt's was an attempt at humor! (which I should add was great, I lmao)

Do you take any time off Bladestar?! Just fuc'in relax, this story was not meant to legitimize MGS, it was supposed to be funny. I guess it went over your head.

I've always assumed you were not well educated due to your terrible spelling, constant gramarical errors and just overall stupid comments, but you have really outdone yourself this time. What an absolute loser fanboy, its guys like you that ruin this site.

[pixelsword]

...and part-time workers that can't get full time and therefore don't give a d@mn.

[Psycho_Mantis]

I could not stop laughing when i read this! I wonder if Kojima would be laughing his ass of when he read this.

Story of the year guys!!!

[InMyOpinion]

"!"

[Proxy]

Is that a quote from the truck driver when he noticed his tarp had been cut?

[SCThor]

"?"

[Timesplitter14]

''Must be my imagination''

[InMyOpinion]

"huh?"

[Lionsguard]

Those German guards need an AI fix.

[suntzu420]

GOTY = Game of the Year. I'm pretty sure that's what "pp" was going for.

[PirateThom]

Who's footprints are these?

[Figboy]

THERE HE GOES!

[Timesplitter14]

He knew that if he stayed, Ocelot would've tortured him. So he left

[ChickeyCantor]

WHAT WAS THAT?
I wonder how he kept contact with colonel.

No real time saving here biatches xD.

[djroberts]

There should be a law where if you can escape in such a manner that you earn your freedom.

[tetsuhana]

Turks....ARE SOLID.

[baodeus]

Great Post,

So far this is the best news i have seen on N4G for a while. Prop to TC

[deno]

game of the year mgs4. I wonder if he used a banana box?

[ThatCanadianGuy]

lol

[Tacki]

Proof that video games can improve the quality of life. :)

I bet he grabbed a statue's crotch on the way out too.

[dj_funky]

whos says videogames cant teach you anything? lol.

[Gorgon]

And people still say you don't learn anything by playing videogames...

[kalel333]

blah reading the story it's kind of disapointing, he just put himself in a box and got shipped onto a truck... Would have been even better if he would have used the box inside the prison to escape the guards lol. Like the german guards wouldn't notice a box magically appearing behind them LOL

[lizard81288]

LOL, thats cool...or not
<_<
>_>
depends what hes in for...

[drpepper6121]

It says that he was a drug dealer.

[Timesplitter14]

a pentazemin dealer!

(drug used in MGS for improved accuracy)

[Quickstrike]

I think this is the greatest escape story ever. I never thought that escaping from a prison in a cardboard box was possible because the security guards would see something but....this just proved me wrong.

[KrimsonKody]

But I have a few concerns...

A: ...no one heard his loud-a$$ Codec going off, the whole time? Even after he got in the truck!?

B: Where is he headed now, "Shadow Moses"? The G.W Bridge? ( It 'has' been raining all week in N.Y...)....

C: Was he sporting a Mullet or something else? ( This could be part of a MGS5 teaser...)

D: ...Is MGS's AI built to actually be more keen than an human's intelligence...?! ( If so, then "!?!" )

[PirateThom]

The Codec doesn't make a loud noise, it stimulates the small bones in his inner ear so only he can hear it. :P

[Timesplitter14]

''C: Was he sporting a Mullet or something else? ( This could be part of a MGS5 teaser...) ''

oh my...

Kojima is a genius.

The next chapter in the MGS series, in order to improve, will have to happen in real life!

MGS5 : Experience

[Neo604]

Fox Hound 4life.

[Last Snake]

And once again the SNAKE saved your life

[tapdis]

nice they should just let him go free. thats some serious skillls LOL. but i have one question, when they picked up the box they didnt notice a shift in weight ???? o well the great escape yyaaaaaaa!!!!

[Mahr]

So I guess this means that Germany is now in Alert Mode?

[Timesplitter14]

lol

Now he can either kill all the remaining police and military force in germany, or wait 5 minutes for caution mode and exit the building

[Johnny Cullen]

Snake: Do you read me, Otacon?
Otacon: Where are you?
Snake: Getting shipped out of prison in a cardboard box.

[metalhead]

This is like the best story I have ever heard

[Kush_Reaper]

hahaha that killed my ribs. Damn you Kojima San...

[KeenanTheSavage]

And I thought I was weird because I dressed up as that cardboard box for Halloween.....

[silverchode]

imagine a gears of war fanboy trying to break out of prison :)

[RowSand 84]

well that would end up with chainsaw massacring

[MiztaToungueTwista]

this guys my hero :P

[MiztaToungueTwista]

this guys my hero :)

[PS360PCROCKS]

Nobody noticed a random box that weighed like a 100 something pounds? lol

[kazan]

ROFL HAHAHAAHAAHAH

[Kraken]

Stories like this one are what keeps me going.

[Last Snake]

We will become THE SONS OF LIBERTY

[user9422077]

Lol, funny stuff

[user9422077]

Now let's see what Gears of war can do in society?

MGS4 4 THE WIN!

[Ryangp]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[na2ru1]

For more tips on how to gtfo of a prison, give snake a call.

[Dogswithguns]

LOL. this is the funniest article ever.

[Last Snake]

He must to be another clone
the world is full of snakes
daaaaaamn you (Les Enfants Terribles Project)

[RowSand 84]

WHAT?! I think i just saw something!

[gumgum99]

"The inmate then cut through a tarp in the truck and jumped out shortly after the vehicle left the prison grounds. The driver eventually noticed the tarp flapping in the wind and reported the cut to the police."

guards: huh? what's that flapping in the wind?

" ! "

[midgetsanx]

I bet the box has "No Place for Prisoners" on it. :p

[zPlayer]

huh? just a box.