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Fable 2: The Most Epic Piece of Bird Shit You Will Ever See In Video Games (Village Gameplay)

GameXtract writes "I'm sure most of you had a chance to watch the Olympics this year. If you got a chance to watch the track, and field a lot of the times the camera man would slow down the tape, and you would see every movement, every face gesture, and every piece of iky sweat. The new Fable 2 video we found is no different except this time they have chosen to do it with a piece of bird shit. This low motion of poop has got epic written all over it. On the other hand the video shows off a seven minute run through of the village. It looks to be the opening portion of the game, but their is no firm indication saying so. Either way the bird poop is enough persuasion alone to watch it. Catch it at 1:30 into the video. Video after the jump."

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Stryfeno25728d ago

Can't wait............EPIC!!!!!!!!!! !!!

AngryXbot5728d ago (Edited 5728d ago )

Man the loading times on this last gen RPG, is longer than Mass effect roflmao.

Just looking at that piece of shiat, it reminds me just how last gen this game is. Nothing in this game is special or hasnt been done already. But thats cool yall. Sometimes you dont have to reinvent the wheel.

But this shiat.
- 10 hour RPG ----> epic failure.
- Baby blue dragon has better visuals and graphics than this shiat.
- Massive pop ups and glitches
- shiatty voices and 18th century Europe style = fail RPG
- last gen characters. Lets be real here. No animation, no facial expressions, last gen facial expressions. The characters look like WoW, its that shiatty. Except WoW is a massive MMO with hundreds of thousands of people playing on a server and Fable is a single player adventure! OWNED.
- 30 second loading times
- frame rate issues

Looks like flop nr 301 for the 360.

And oh yea, just so we are clear here, xbots: the bird flying at the beginning looked cool. Too bad it was 100% CGI (thats COMPUTER GENERATED IMAGE for you stupid xbots). And then it switched over to real gameplay (you cant miss it, it had 10 second loading time between it hahaha OWNED) and the truth was revealed: Flopple sucks hard on every aspect: last gen characters, last gen animations, last gen facial expressions, frame rate issues, massive crowd pop ups, glitches, characters that walk right through you, objects that pop out of nowhere...lmao massive failure.

harv0525728d ago

@1.1

This game looks good, but let's not get ridiculous here.

AngryTypingGuy5728d ago

At AngryXbox - 10 second loading times...how on Earth will we survive? What a pathetic douche.

KBDuB5728d ago (Edited 5728d ago )

Okay. So Fable 2 is a flop. Alright. /Sarcasm.

But, it did succeed in one way.. It caught your attention.

Now.. I wonder how that happened? Why that happened? Could it be because your.. eh, jealous? I think so.

Have a good day.. Idiot.

Montrealien5728d ago

Angryxbot proves once again that he has no clue what he is talking about, what a noob.

Pain5728d ago (Edited 5728d ago )

its a Mally game its bound to suck just like the last.

Go beat your Fable wife. and shut up....but ..but...its on Xbox 2 its AAA !!!! isnt that a battery?

w/e u xbots r worse then the religious moron's running the world with Stupidity .

Dyingduck5728d ago

He's right, this game looks old and dull like Gears1.5

Now there are two reasons why things catch people's attention:

1. That thing is REALLY GRAND

2. That thing is a TOTAL SH!T (hint: the answer lies in the article's words)

Enjoy Gears of Turd1.5 and ROFL FABLE2 (for 10 hours HAHA)

dukadork5728d ago

EPIC!!! and only on xbox360!

WIIIS15727d ago

Now this is a real epic GAME. Not a movie. Movie lovers can buy a PS3 and enjoy installation and load times required for the movies to play.

Shane Kim5727d ago

It looked like a really good game, but after seeing the WoWish graphics this game just went down the drain. What a shame, another flop to the xbox floplist.

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Fox015728d ago

I can't wait to get my hands on this game.

thenickel5728d ago

This joker looks sick and just full of life and stories. Also I don't think there going to be a game of the years because there are just to many great titles coming.

ThanatosDMC5728d ago

I hope it's as open world as Oblivion because the first one was a lie.

Panthers5728d ago

The first one was so dissapointing. I hope this game is great

TheSadTruth5728d ago

I wish this game had graphics as good as Square's.

thenickel5728d ago

The graphics and art style fine, the 1st one was a let down but still great at the same time, and I too hope this one is great and have a feeling it will be. Fable 2 isn't a joke folks and will probably sell well and when many awards. This is one if the games you buy a 360 for along with many others.

rroded5728d ago

i dunno bout the first one i mena sure it was way overhyped n the dude lied thru his teeth but it was still a great game. Short ya but really fun and the graphics were excellent.
Hopefully this one delivers just as solid an experience tho Ill have to wait for the pc version again since i dont have live and want to try the co-op mode.

radio0o5728d ago

i like the art direction but the gameplay looks painfully boring.

JsonHenry5728d ago

Looks like a fun game. But I am going to wait till I can play it the way it was meant to be played - on a PC.

dantesparda5728d ago (Edited 5728d ago )

The game looks graphically weak, and the use of FMV is a bad
choice. Not a game i care for, and I dont know what people see in this game, i guess fanboys will play/hype anything up.

Nineball21125727d ago

And I only own a PS3. My stepson has a 360, so maybe he'll get the game and I can play it when he's finished.

I'd love to have this game on the PS3. Congrats to all the 360 owners who will be getting this... it really looks solid.

cherrypie5727d ago

I agree with most of the rest of the posters here; The game looks fantastic (both the art style, animations and graphics are amazing), the voice acting and audio is great, the music is really great, the story looks interesting, the genre-expaning RPG elements are fantastic and more.

I agree, this looks like a Zelda-killer, and surely is going to be RPG of 2008.

Glad to see that N4G agrees with the rest of the gamer's forums on the internet; Fable 2 is going to be the best RPG in Years.

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butterfinger5727d ago

I can't see how Fable is that much like Zelda to be called a Zelda-Killer. It's definitely not as popular.

Nevers5727d ago

your tag-along buddy can ruin your game-world when you invite them in... course you can get a little Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap if ya get sick o' your wifey but you ain't got the guts.

The game is gonna be cool. I can't wait.

But I really hope that you can customize your character pretty well in facial features cuz that dude looked a little wierd... specially in the eyes.

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JsonHenry5728d ago

The title is a little mis-leading!

soul899er5728d ago

haha i thought they were talking about the game >_< anyways.... O_O

Omega45728d ago

It wouldnt surprise me if this game gets a few GOTY awards since its just bursting with innovation

Just one month left...

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Omega45728d ago

Yeah that is revolutionary tell me of another RPG where you can play co-op from start to finish

JsonHenry5728d ago

If it is anything like the original than it will be a fun (but short) game!

We all have our own opinions though.

bouncybullet5728d ago

It's has to beat Fallout for RPG first.
Slow down.

@ the guy who has infamous as his avatar, (Force Unleashed meets GTA)

Not only is that the most impressive AI dog ever.
It replaces the "mini-map".

You know that little radar that adds so much realism to games..?!!
Yeah. Gone.
And guess what.. Every dev wishes they thought of it before.

Thats innovation.

Theres also dozens of other great features in this game that you know nothing about.

Oh and Fable 1 was rated 9 everywhere.
So what the F*ck are you talking about?

nairdAdrian5728d ago (Edited 5728d ago )

Metascore.. yeah thats just an average.

http://www.gamestats.com/ob...

the majority 8.5's and 9's. 9.3 at IGN.

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The 7 Best Xbox 360 Games - Console Exclusives Win the Day

The Xbox 360 was a fantastic console in its day with some truly classic titles, but what are the seven best games for the console?

DrDoomer163d ago

I'm pretty used to these lists being bad, but this one is particularly s#ite.

raWfodog163d ago

I think Lost Odyssey and Blue Dragon should have been added to the list.

BrainSyphoned163d ago

I'll go with,
Lost Odyssey, Blue Dragon, Culdcept Saga, Shadow Complex, Ace Combat 6 with the flight stick,A Kingdom for Keflings, A World of Keflings.
Bonus Kinect Games: Happy Action Theater and Sesame Street.
*Skyrim was so bad on PS3 that it almost deserves to be #1*

Husker42c163d ago

I really loved Shadow Complex.

P_Bomb163d ago

Ah yes, Shadow Complex! Good indies back in the day. Summer of Arcade. I enjoyed Trials Evolution as well.

ChasterMies163d ago (Edited 163d ago )

Was this made by a.i.? No human being would put Shadowrun, Fable III, and Splinter Cell: Conviction into a list of the 7 best Xbox 360 games.

Abnor_Mal163d ago (Edited 163d ago )

Would love to play Ace Combat6 on PlayStation, but Xbox decided to buy exclusivity and keep it off a competing platform.

The only mainline game I never played except for one level at a friends place. Game sold less than any other in the series if I remember correctly.

darthv72162d ago

360 had Namco hitters AC6 and RR6... both quality titles. You should at least bust out the 360 for AC6 if you can score the flight stick. Its great.

Hofstaderman163d ago

When the current gen XBOX offering is so lacking people need to refer to games released two generations back....

Profchaos162d ago (Edited 162d ago )

It's a nostalgia peice same reason we get thousands of YouTube videos on sega genisis. Something people have fond memories for but the era is long gone.

It's xboxs golden year imo it was their genisis years the time where they stuck it to the market leaders Sony.

BehindTheRows162d ago

They stuck nothing. Sony screwed themselves giving Xbox an opening. They would have gotten the usual smack down if the PS3 had launched at $399 and was easier to develop for.

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Fable II - A Fantasy Series at Peak Performance

Fable II launched back in 2008 and remains the best the series has offered. Ahead of the series comeback, it's time to look at the classic.

Crows90326d ago

They gotta bring back those gargoyles!

Dudeson327d ago

I'd love to play it again, this time on pc though. Forever waiting on that pc port.

GaboonViper326d ago

Loved this game, oh and i always saved my dog at the end, hope the new Fable has a animal companion.

got_dam326d ago

Fable 2 was the best inthe series. Peter waaaaaaay over promised with fable 1 and it was good but disappointing. He didn't go crazy eith hype for the second game and it was surprisingly awesome. Then he ran his mouth promoting 3 and it was the worst of the 3.

cthulhucultist326d ago

Funny story: Fable 3 had a funny way of keeping the promises you made in the first half of the game and having enough money to defeat the darkness.

You only had to collect enough money to buy 2 stores in a busy market district. You then raise the prices to maximum and you turn xbox 360 internal clock 99 or more years ahead.

The next time you load the game, all the rents from the 99 years are collected immediately.

But yes I agree that 3 was the weakest of the three.

Demetrius326d ago

I only got to play it once 😩 I'm so tempted to buy a Xbox 360 slim but planning on getting the series x soon since I got a PS5 in February Im ready to get saints row 1&2 back, GTA 4, fable 2, but I also want to play infamous 1&2 again Sony screwed us over with the stream only for saints row 2 and other gems smh

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-Hermit-902d ago

Dragon Quest 11 isn't even the best Dragon Quest game, it's a good game, but not the best. Dragon Quest 8 is superior to it in almost every way.

thorstein902d ago

...and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4....

I am biased.

Hofstaderman902d ago (Edited 902d ago )

OK let's end this, in order
Xenogears
Final Fantasy 8
Final Fantasy 7
Final Fantasy 9
Final Fantasy 6
Chrono Trigger
Legend of Dragoon
Breath of Fire 4
Breath of Fire 3
Dragon Quest 8
Dragon Quest 11
Vagrant Story
Saga Frontier 2
Chrono Cross
Suikoden 2
Suikoden
Threads of Fate
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy XII
Lunar 2

Jiub902d ago

Sometimes I forget how much of a powerhouse the PS1 was

MadLad902d ago

I don't play too many jrpgs, and I'm trying to diversify a bit.

Outside of FF and Dragon Quest, what two games from that list do you most recommend someone trying? Doesn't matter if it's a sequel to another game or not.

Jiub902d ago

IMO: Chrono Trigger and Suikoden II

thorstein902d ago

Octopath Traveler is really good.

BlaqMagiq1902d ago

You have Threads of Fate on there which means you get my ultimate respect. Underrated and overlooked.

Exvalos902d ago

Man your dang near spot on absolute spot on choices

Epicor901d ago

I like your top 6 a lot. I don't have the same orders but all those games would make my top 10 RPG list most likely. Number 1 for me is FFIX. It holds a special place in my heart and imo it's the perfect Final Fantasy game.

In addition I would give special mention to some western RPG's as well: Skyrim and Mass Effect 2 were iconic games. Out of JRPG's I'd like to add Disgaea 2 on that list.

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MadLad902d ago (Edited 902d ago )

Some of my personal favorites are Planescape: Torment, New Vegas, Morrowind, Kotor 2, Wasteland 3, Witcher 2, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Deus Ex, Disco Elysium and Vampyr.

As far as jrpg, while I'm not as big a fan as I am for Western RPGs, I love Persona 3 - 5, Dragon Quest 8 and 11, Rogue Galaxy, Final Fantast 6,7, and 12; and Lost Odyssey.

LoveSpuds902d ago (Edited 902d ago )

Some quality taste in games there squire.

I'd add some Baldurs Gate 2 and Neverwinter Nights from back in the day too.

MadLad902d ago

Should have added BG2. Played through it many times over the years.

Never could get into Neverwinter Nights though. Not sure why.

Omegasyde901d ago

Loved rouge galaxy. Fav game from Level 5.

ManMarmalade902d ago

Legend of Dragoon #1 game of all time for me

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