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20 things you'll never hear a Call of Duty enemy say

"The average Call of Duty goon is a garrulous little sod, but in keeping with the game's conveyor belt campaign design, he'll generally parrot the same four or five lines of dialogue. Imagine what the game would sound like if those soldiers had minds of their own, and a vocabulary to match. Actually, don't imagine. Here's a list."

princejb1344615d ago

"Watch out. The bastard's using auto-aim." this is to funny
and "I just shot him five times in the head and he didn't die. Stupid host advantage." lol

narutogameking4615d ago

Battlefield 3 has auto-aim on consoles too.
It's right there in the settings.

awesomeperson4615d ago

@naruto

I'm sorry, but where did prince mention Battlefield3 in his post?

princejb1344615d ago

thank you awesome person for stating that out I'm not bashing any game naruto I'm just laughing at the article

TheFirstClassic4615d ago

@Naruto I can't tell if you're trolling or just confused.

andremasonbaba4615d ago

"Oh sh*t I killed him and he spawn behind me"

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Shmotz4615d ago

"Elementary, my dear Watson. Using my built-in triangulation system, and despite thick undergrowth, fog and night time conditions, I can determine exactly where that suppressed sniper bullet came from."

I lol'd

Tanir4615d ago (Edited 4615d ago )

Waffle-tastic?

oh wait this is supposed to be funny.....hmm i suck at humor but how bout

"Ughh!!! I got jelly all over my face!!!! Hmmm Strawberry"

Tanir4615d ago

lmao everyone hates my joke.

well its true though, when u get hurt jelly splats all over their face, theen as they heal the jelly drips off and u can see again

E2S4615d ago

"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

JimboG4615d ago

Fucking awesome King of the Hill reference. You the man. BAAAGAAAHHHHHHHH

MischievousIQ4615d ago

Good one! That Bobby episode was hilarious! bubs+

s3fr4615d ago

"I can reload my guns half way through a magazine n yet have all but one completely filled magazine"

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A 13-year mystery around a secret Call of Duty MW3 ending is over

Captain Price's fate at the end of 2011's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 could've been very different, as this new post-credits scene reveals.

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CoD devs share temporary fix for dev error 5433 plaguing MW3 after Season 3 Reloaded update

The developers have provided a little band-aid while PlayStation players attempt to get back into MW3.

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Call of Duty Players Disappointed by $80 B.E.A.S.T. Glove Bundle Deal

Recently, players of Modern Warfare 3 and Warzone were met with a new bundle featuring the B.E.A.S.T. Glove, inspired by King Kong's armament in the Godzilla x Kong movie. However, the $80 price tag attached to this themed accessory left many Call of Duty fans feeling underwhelmed.

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Kaii48d ago

Morons that allow themselves to be milked continuously by this company is the definition of irony.
Spend more $$ and you'll end up In easier lobbies so you win both ways when ya spend that cash

melons47d ago

Controversy in the COD community feels like it happens within an alternate timeline. Activision will take the piss with something, there will be a momentary fuss about it, and then they will forget about it and carry on anyway. Repeat this cycle literally every year for the rest of time.

Gridknac47d ago

They call that a crack head! Thats what this is really about, its an addiction. People who dont smoke cigarettes look and laugh at the addicts that spend $8-$10 a pack, but they cant help themselves, they are addicted. That same analogy applies perfectly to the whole MT industry. Only an addict that was not thinking clearly would spend this kind of money on something so frivolous. A round of multiplayer provides the same high a person gets from scratching a lotto ticket, or putting money on a sports bet. MT in general need to really be regulated because you have a generation of kids becoming adults who grew up only knowing the MT era of gaming. Its normal to them and they will in turn teach their kids the same by just being a gaming parent and getting their kids involved with them in gaming. Thats why no matter how ridiculous the headlines keep getting out of the MT industry, it never seems to fade or go away.

X-2346d ago

I'm so tired of hearing about what they're doing with this game, its never going to change and it's never going to value the consumer over money, furthermore the people who engage so heavily in the microtransactions I guess allegedly are having a blast and can't wait to do it some more this year when the new version of the game drops.