Man tries out for a kid's Call of Duty clan to hilarious results

When Evan Dorosheff got a message to join a kid's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 clan, he decided to have a little fun. Well, a lot of fun. This is some epic yet surprisingly tasteful griefing. Oh, to be young and stupid!

[Pandamobile]

This just solidified every preconceived notion I had about Call of Duty players.

[SPAM-FRITTER-123]

lol this older guy funny

[guitarded77]

This dude trolls everyone... he's great.

[pixelsword]

Watch part 2; that's freakin' funny.

[CommonSense]

it is funny, but it's not news. and the word "man" is being used pretty loosely here.

[SeekDev]

@CS

You're right, it's not really news. It's more an insight into a part of the Call of Duty community, gaming culture, and how things like this are viewed by (primarily) gamers.

[Kurt Russell]

Can you link part 2 pixelsword? I can't for the life of me find it on the channel. I figured I was just being trolled by the 1/2 :D

[TekoIie]

@Kurt Russel

Heres the link :)

Say hello to the children!

[DragonKnight]

This video is hilarious. I don't think it solidifies people's perceptions about CoD players as it does show the naivety of children. Especially children who play CoD. LOL!

[lilbrat23]

LMAO, Is that quick-scoping..Hahahaha

[PoSTedUP]

this pisses me off that something like this could spam the news feed, its not even funny. just record anything from COD and post it on N4G? this is an outrage.

[darren_poolies]

@PosSTedUP

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

[Blastoise]

Whats with that second clan member? is he a redneck or something? Seriously listen at him at 4:22

[asdlfkj3498as]

I'm pretty sure he has a lip in.

[pixelsword]

Do you mean a lisp?

[fei-hung]

age before intelligence is it? lol

[Prince_Dim-Lu]

Ya, I bet. Try playing when the Adults play, and you won't have that problem. Sign on to COD 10pm pst or 11, and you don't run into the kids, and players are way better.

But of course, nobody thinks like this because COD is an easy target to hate. You know... COD is played out as much as the haters comments.

To summarize. You want to play with Adults? Play at Adult times.

[adorie]

sorry,Prince. but CoD is as stale as your crown.

[kamanashi]

I get all the kids at those times. The times i don't is in from morning until about 1PM.

[SUCKxITxEZ]

dude when i was 11 i was playin halo 2 till 1am.
this best time would be school time

[Prince_Dim-Lu]

When you were 11 you were up till 2 am? Good parenting going on in your house. So you were one of the squeaky kids that this guy thinks only COD players are?

Again... play at late night. Ya, you can play during school as well and that just proves my point that there are times there aren't kids on. So you guys just proved that there aren't always kids on.

I love the guy who says COD is as stale as my Crown? Nice. But we weren't talking about COD being fresh were we. We were talking about little kids playing online. But I understand you need to make a hit on COD being stale, because those comments aren't played out or stale or anything are they. Nobody rags on COD.

And if you really don't want to hear kids, it's really not that hard, and I understand that since this site is overrun by hardcore Sony fanboys... all you have to do is go in a Party Chat with your friends and that puts an end to having to hear little kids if that really rattles you. It doesn't rattle me since COD has one of the easiest mute features in any game, but play in a party, or play with a clan.

Case solved. But again thanks guys. Thanks for proving that there are times to play with no kids, or very minimal kids playing. Love your guys comments and disagrees.. and then you guys get agrees for saying what I did. LOL this site.

[ZoyosJD]

Flawed logic, dude. Its always 5:00 somewhere, and kids are always playing at that somewhere.

At one point I had friends from Germany, Russia, India, east and west coast US, Hawaii, Jamacia, and Japan on all at the same time, in the same game.

[Aggesan]

Playing at a later time in day day is pointless since it will be earler in another time zone. Kids around the globe unite to pester online experiences.

edit:
@ZoyosJD You beat me to it :)

[miDnIghtEr20C_SfF]

If this guy is playing in the United States, COD isn't making him play with people in the UK, or Jamaica, Russia, India and Japan.

Why would you guys think that? If he's in the USA, COD will put him in games locally. COD does not put American players in rooms from other Countries. I believe his point to be valid. Certain times are a lot better to play then others. And that's just not for COD. THat's for Killzone, Uncharted multi player, Halo and all the rest.

Also, play with friends. You won't hear them.

[Dee_91]

who the hell cares about hearing the kids ?the issue is they are either extreme noobs going 5 and 20 or quick scoping making the game unbearable.Im on late 11pm -2am and theres always kids playing.And like most adults our schedules conflict so we cant always play together with friends and I cant adjust my schedule to only play at "adult time" when ever that is.I always agree cod gets alot of hate but all of my hate is justified.I cant speak for everyone else but to assume everyone who dont like CoD is a hater is ignorant.

[Genghis]

Nah, these are just kids having fun. Just trolling some children, but no racism, swearing, or insulting.

I don't mind this...

edit: 2 swear words at the end...almost made it..

[vickers500]

Honestly this seemed pretty tame and intelligent in comparison to the times I've ran into children in CoD matches.

These kids sound a bit dumb and naive, and a little bit elitist, but at least they're not running their mouths off spouting obscenities and racial/homophobic slurs. I don't think they ever really cursed all that much either.

I'd rather see this guy troll the little sh*ts who, in addition to being like the kids in the video, also constantly shout out f*g/f*ggot or n*gger whenever they get angry. I hate those types.

The kids in the video just seemed like, well, kids. Kids who don't yet realize the pointlessness, irrelevance, and lameness of starting a clan, much less one based around quickscoping, but are having fun pretending their cool little club/group is the shit (something pretty much every kid has done at one point in one way or another, in video games or real life).

I see these hateful comments in this article directed towards these kids (like "the world is doomed", retard kids, and whatnot} and can't help but think that these comments are a bit misdirected. If they're 11 years old, then there's no point in calling them "retarded" or whatever, because pretty much all 11 year olds are dumb, and I'm betting 99% of you people on this site were very similar to these kids when you were that age, of course you probably wouldn't admit it, even if you didn't block out your memories of your idiotic moments of your life, you probably wouldn't admit it even if you did remember them.

Just saying, there are much worse kids out there than in this video, and these aren't "the worst" of the cod crowd. Funny video, but no need to be a hateful assholes about it, just laugh.

[SpecialK]

^Best comment on thread^

The kids were just trying to have fun making their own clan. Nothing wrong there.

It was funny to watch, but the only person acting below his age in that video was the guy who made it.

[PtRoLLFacE]

lol part 2 was hilarious

[orange-skittle]

This is why I play BATTLEFIELD 3

[geddesmond]

I'm very surprised people thought this was funny. What was so funny about it? Please explain.

Now if yous want some funny COD trolling videos check out Elpresadors kid videos on youtube. Now those videos are hilarious. This one was just boring with nothing funny in it.

[Tonester925]

At 1:50 he sounds like Cleveland from Family guy haha!

[Nevers]

Want to see... websense won't let me... so I'm bookmarking with a comment for after work. Nothing to see here, lol.

[MrMister]

C.O.D. = Children's Online Daycare

[2pacalypsenow]

with akimbo guns your unstoppable i hate using them but o well

[reznik_zerosum]

modern warfare - running with 2 pistols and knife.fail.

[shutUpAndTakeMyMoney]

buying cod fail.

[negative]

cod bashing and typing 'buying cod fail' = epic fail

[JellyJelly]

Playing COD when Battlefield 3 is available - Born through ass.

[deep_fried_bum_cake]

I honestly think I just lost some IQ points by listening to them.

[Majin-vegeta]

COD=Child's/Children Online Daycare xD.

OT:Lol retarded kids xD.

[shammgod]

Nice! I may use this in the future with your permission of course

[Nimblest-Assassin]

Might as well rate black ops 2 E for Everyone

It's not like those parents really care

[Grap]

it's a cod why would they care about this game? it's not like have nude or anything

[shayol33t]

@Grap: yes because breasts are worse than murdering countless people...ohwait, modern society. Parents more worried about a stray body part than the murder being desensitized.

[insomnium2]

@grap

*Facepalm* and *smh*

[iamnsuperman]

This is a good video. Loving part two. Sacrifice to the Troll God

[swansong]

Why is the mic indicator not showing that they are talking during the intermission part of waiting for the next round?

[M_Prime]

they are in a party chat.. you must be a playstation player

[SeekDev]

I figured, wasn't entirely sure though since the MW3 mic symbol was there anyways.

[Hufandpuf]

they are in party chat. PARTAY CHAT!

[Ethereal]

There needs to be a anti-children filter when searching for games. Where the hell are these kids parents? Seriously this world is doomed.

[Crossifixxo]

Where I live at kids at the age of 11 and twelve have kids of their own, and you think the parents that allow them to have casual sex would be troubled by COD?

[omarzy]

"you're 15 and you cannot quick scope?" When did quick scoping become a rite of passage?

[deep_fried_bum_cake]

Didn't you hear? Quick scoping is the new sex.

[DeadIIIRed]

Haha

"Dude, Billy had sex with Jane!"

"So what? Billy can't even quick scope."

[MasterChief3624]

360 no-scopes are home runs in the bedroom.

[Cosmo811]

the range you can quickscope from is LITERALLY the size of your dick

[STONEY4]

You shouldn't joke about it like that. Some ancient tribes and clans today still use quick scoping as the ritual for entry into manhood. I think clans are even in Call of Duty now. Not 100% sure though, I got this off of Wikipedia.

[310dodo]

"you cant use that"

rofl hahahahhahah classic

[DeadIIIRed]

@ 4:15 - "On a game...on Em Doublyoo Three...There was...FIVE GUYS...in a straight line...I WAS RIGHT THERE...I USED a sniper...quick scoped them..."

God help the future of humanity...

[jimbobwahey]

But dude, there was FIVE GUYS.

In a straight line.

HE WAS RIGHT THERE.

He used

a

sniper

...

...

QUICK SCOPED THEM!!!!!!!!!!111111one11

[Nimblest-Assassin]

Ermegurd..... He quick scoped them.... Ermegurd

[bub16]

Just sad and immature, not even funny

[Moncole]

That guy is good at quick skoping.

[insomnium2]

Agreed!

[shutUpAndTakeMyMoney]

HA HA It will be worse next gen! IF they sell $99 consoles then 6 years olds will own everyone!

[MrDead]

This is a good vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

I would encourage everyone to do this if they hear kids playing these games.

[MasterChief3624]

You'll have to forgive me, but I don't understand what is going on in the video. How did the guy derank that kid? Is he a modder?

Hilarious video either way.

[MrDead]

I have no idea how he did it.

The in-game music adds some real emotion to the vid too.

[Mutant-Spud]

LOL, poor little critter, who says gaming isn't educational, that kid just learned that there's no such thing as a free lunch.
Funniest thing we ever did on BLOPS was once when we could hear this little kid's mother in the background we got him to repeat a whole lot of detailed sexual stuff that he didn't really understand out loud, his mother flipped out, grabbed his headset and started screaming at us, it was pretty funny.
Serves her right for letting her kid play a mature rated game.

[mynameisEvil]

Eh, for once, I feel like this was a bit mean. Don't get me wrong, I don't feel like kids his age should be playing CoD, but that's unfortunately up to his parents to decide.

Regardless, I feel like this guy saying, "Dude, you want to get 10th prestige? I can help you get it," then deranking him is a bit douchey, really. The kid wasn't going around saying, "YOU STUPID MOTHER F**KERS" or "Yeah, bitches, you know what? I can quick-scope everyone by myself" or "DUDE, WHAT THE F**K, MAN, I F**KING LAGGED YOU PIECE OF S**T," so I don't feel he acted in a way that would be deserving of something like that. He obviously sunk a lot of time into the game and was genuinely looking REALLY forward to getting his prestige, and taking it away from a kid that doesn't seem anything like those who just sound stupid is just a dick move, in my opinion.

Oh, and about the cheating thing. Yeah, he shouldn't have been cheating, but let's face it: If most of us were given the opportunity to reach our final goal just a tad bit quicker without any real consequences, we'd take it. And for a little kid? Of course he's going to do it, that's what kids do.

Eh, the video at the top of this page and its sequel are funny. This one? No, it just makes me think less of the guy who did that.

[MrDead]

Yes, it was very mean.

The only reason that I say people should do this is because this game is made for adults, children should be discouraged from playing it. It has adult content and is made for an adult community.

Call of Duty games are plagued by children which most who play the game have been driven mad by and if just one has been put off playing by the guys actions in the posted vid then I say well done that man.

[Gazondaily]

Haha omg that was brilliant. I did feel bad for the kid though especially when he said " I worked so hard.."

Oh man. But now, I guarantee you he'll always think twice before cheating. Brilliant video. Cheers!

[Dojan123]

"yea....but I took over the clan" That was great.

[dragon82]

That made my day.

[Relientk77]

I am loving this video, these kids are so dumb

This guy's fantastic

[TitanUp]

why is this funny its just an older guy trolling kids. those 2 shouldn't even be playing cod.

[ALLWRONG]

that was good :)

[Lifebanisher]

COD - Children On Drugs

[oakshin]

its a jtaged xbox with hacks that more then likely came from bittorrent

[mynameisEvil]

You know bittorrent is just a torrent client, right? Not a torrent site?

[oakshin]

piratebay* better? lol

[mynameisEvil]

Yes, that's much better. XD

[SITH]

I remember the Beta days of Xbox live, and there were zero kids online. Access required a credit card specifically to start the subscription and beta. Nothing but adults. It was glorious. I truly support a kiddie only and separate adult only Xbox live.

[Mutant-Spud]

I think the first game I ever played on XBL might have been either TOCA 3 or Forza, there were no kids online that I remember, the first time I ever encountered kids en masse was around 2007 playing COD3.
I think the point is that games like Unreal Tournament, Quake etc were a lot harder and played faster than today's COD, or Halo, for example I don't run into a lot of kids playing Gotham City Impostors or Dead Space 2 online.

[Dms2012]

That is a brilliant idea! There has to be a way to do this, maybe just brand it with XBL kids or something.

[32froshes]

I love when people with hilarious gamertags log into XBL during these vids. xPeeinIANx.

[DarkBlood]

there was a guy named "crusty weenis" lol

[Gamer-Z]

And this is why i don't play COD anymore 9_9

[PS3gamer4life]

ATR=AboveTheRestClan best on PSN abovetherestclan.net check it out 11 year clan we doing tryouts still need ore good players

[Brownghost]

oh god a great example of the majority of cod players. Im surprised the kid didnt even say a curse word

[r21]

hillarious!

[TemplarDante]

Adults and kids COD fans have the same mentality.

[PixL]

Oh, that's what this wonderful feature of cross chat is for! Also, owning kids must feel really glorious.

[leogets]

i cant stand cod games but i watch this guy on youtube for hes awesome funniest commentaries ever. StoneMountain64 check him out you wont be dissapointed. hes actually one clever guy the way he just rolls shit of of hes toungue

[TheModernKamikaze]

Literally the first thing you experience when you play multiplayer in COD.

[h311rais3r]

About ur average COD gamer.

[Lord_Sloth]

Tagging for later watch. Sgt. Bongwater, LordMe, and myself did this back on Socom 2.

[Legion]

One of my favorite vids in a long time! Soon to be a classic I am sure!!!

[tigertron]

"I'm 15 brah".

[Fil101]

lmfao that was some seriously funny shit right there.

[Fil101]

lol I got a disagree because somebody has no sense of humour yep that's n4g

[st-BiOZ]

yea that was pretty damn funny

"cuss this kid out.." lol

[zoks310]

Funny but a bit disturbing seeing a grown man trolling kids in a video games. This is behavior most l men wont get involved in.
Go troll adults, leave them kids alone. I would like to know if trolling was his only motive.

Ooh and lol at the riot shield, I mean really!?

[Crazay]

This is very funny and I love that this dude trolled the crap out of these kids. Quick scoping is a blight on the series for people who want to actually play the game and enjoy it without the BS that comes from the useless quick scoping dinks who have no skill at all.

[CaptainCamper]

This video highlights my 2 biggest peeves in Call of Duty games. Quickscoping and 11yr olds on the mic :D

[M83_]

I hate kids these days

Why their thick as fuck parents buy them this game and then go on to bitch about it is beyond me

[Orionsangel]

It's funny how the old guy is good at the game and pretending to not know and still killing these little brats. Who are taking this shit so seriously lol!

[Orionsangel]

The Little Rascals multiplayer clan.

You know who spanky is in this video lol.

[Gigglefist]

I LOVE when people send me invites for clans XD
So hilarious.

Also, Team Optic isn't nearly as good as they used to be.

[Veni Vidi Vici]

Not very funny. Sorry.

[jjb1981]

Hot garbage

[Sino]

I usually go bat shit if I saw a COD topic here, but I had to admit this is freakin funny

[SnakeforPresident]

Xbox Live... that is all lol

[st-BiOZ]

"you aint in tha damn clan no more you little f*ckin bitch.."

had to watch that one again, lol

[Sensu]

This guy owns. Wonder if he's able to do the exact same thing with guys his own age, though ;p

[kino17]

" You're no the clan leader" lol

" Ay dude, curse the shit off the kid"

Too funny

[jamesensor]

Lol that was so funny to watch!