This weekend's Pach-Attack is a Wii U special

This Saturday, May 5 Noon PT, Wedbush Securities Analyst Michael Pachter addresses why Nintendo has not yet released any of the hardware specs for the Wii U and if it means it’s not ready to compete with the current generation of consoles. He also predicts when the Wii U be released

[mike1up]

This Saturday, you say?
May 5th at Noon?

...thanx for the warning, I will try to avoid the internet at all cost this weekend.

For those actually tuning in to see Patcher get a few more cheap shots in before E3, I can save you the wait:

"WiiU is doomed! Tune in next episode for, the 3DS is still doomed".

[LX-General-Kaos]

Pachter will purchase the new innovative Nintendo Wii U entertainment system for his children on launch.

His whole family will gather around and enjoy the Nintendo experience together.

I will be more than happy to compete with pachter and his family online in a session of Mario Kart Next.

Rated E For Everyone

[-Doctor-BD]

You love Nintendo but you dont have a Wii gamer tag?!! :-)

[chanmasta]

Oh Kaos, always with the hilarious (but true) posts. Love it. Looking forward to the next one my friend.

[Shok]

I'm glad Michael Pachter generally doesn't like the Wii U and thinks it may not do well. (unless priced at $250)

That means that the Wii U will be a great system and will sell really well.

[PopRocks359]

To the man's credit, he has admitted that he's been wrong before. This is the same song he sang when the Wii was coming out.

Who knows what will happen? It's far too early for anyone to judge. I still personally look forward to it though.

[NintendoNerd90]

my bad, I meant to agree with your comment. then I also realized its Shokio from Youtubez!!! love your vids, man.

[Khordchange]

Thanks for the heads up, gonna avoid the inter for a few days. Damn I hate this guy

I'll predict what he says and my responses

-The wii was a lucky one hit wonder(though it sold for four years on top)
-The price is too expensive(which it won't be)
-It will lose sales to tablets and smartphones(the ironic thing is that it's a tablet controller)
-people won't catch on to the online because xbox live already owns it(tell that to steam)

[kesvalk]

this guy again?

why he don't quit? it would be a service for humanity if he stops talking about... everything!

i never saw the guy getting anything right, not even once!

[NintendoNerd90]

*the Wii U launches and everything Pach the hack says turns out being the exact opposite* he's just mad that he's been wrong on all his Nintendo predictions. He did say the Vita was "dead on arrival", so sometimes he gets things right, I guess, but who couldn't see that one coming? Don't have to be an analyst to predict a Sony handheld won't sell well.

[legend911]

Well, he does that. The console is pretty nice as a whole so far, but... honestly... it's going to need good marketing, sort of like with the Wii! Which did pretty well I might add.

[FinalomegaS]

patcher says Wii U will sux and the next MS and Sony systems will be great... OH dang you guys know what that means lol. I could see it now, chaos online.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, Can't you see, he predicted the end of MS and Sony... AH MAN!!!! GAWD what are we gonna do!!!

thank god he really can't tell the future.

if so we would really be F'ed lol