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Why I Own an Ugly Xbox 360

This is the story of one man, and how he wound up with one of the ugliest Xbox 360's in the world. This epic story involves a crackhead, and some dude named Bubba. Prepare to be entertained.
RKRigney - contributor
Published: 486 days 14 hours ago | Article | Xbox 360
 
 

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hombrehambre - 486 days 15 hours ago
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haha good stuff. pretty funny read.
1.1 Hydrolex | 486 days 13 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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Yoma - 486 days 13 hours ago
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@1.1

Agree. It's like making the next Nintendo out of this box:


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Lyan - 486 days 5 hours ago
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"I mean no Chrome"

Next gen consoles should have spinnas, amiright!?
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yamamoto114 - 486 days 4 hours ago
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@1.1: I don't give a crap how it looks (I gave mine an Assassin's Creed skin and faceplate... okay so maybe I do care), it's still a lot of fun.

BUYAH DUDEMANBRO ISANXBOX360FO ONLY200DOLLAS AS UGLYASITIZ FUN THATSRIGHTSON
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superaktieboy - 486 days 1 hour ago
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i can imagine Xzibit coming and saying 'Look at yo' new Xbawx 360, now yo only need 1 mo' thing, that is the xbawx 360 controlla, and yo been officially pimped'

lol
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mfwahwah - 486 days ago
1.6 - @1.1
I don't think the 360 (general, not this one) is ugly. I just don't like the look because of my perspective. I don't really know why, but I feel that they tried to make it kind of futuristic-ish, and that makes it kind of difficult for me to take it completely seriously.

Maybe it's the power ring, or just something about the design, I honestly can't tell you. Don't get me wrong though, it's not terrible or anything, it just *sometimes* looks a bit weird to me. I like the look of PS3 and Wii because they're simple and sleek for the most part.
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Sitdown - 485 days 19 hours ago
1.7 - @Hydrolex
Now it is one thing for people to argue about abstract stuff such as power......but to say that the 360 has no chrome? All you got to do for that is just look at a picture of the premium unit.

If people honestly think the design of the ps3 is better...something is seriously wrong. The ps3's design is just about as bad as the original xbox. Between the two...I prefer the look of my 360...and I been rocking the wood grain face plate for a while now....there are no ptions for my ps3.
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pimpstation - 485 days 19 hours ago
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dont worry son, all 360s are hella ugly.
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Calvin_ISA - 485 days 19 hours ago
1.9 - @Sitdown
The 360 does indeed have chrome, just like the PS3 has skins. Google it. ;)

As for 360 design being better... What about that ugly a$$ external power block?
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Sitdown - 485 days 18 hours ago
1.10 - @Calvin
My premium came with the chome....my ps3 did not come with the skin. My ps3 is in an entertainment unit...so I would not really see the skin anyway, but I can see the face plate on my 360. Power Brick? I have not seen that in years...just like other power cords. Besides, I do not consider the power brick to be part of the designs...especially since it was not included in the design. I hate to even call the shape of my ps3....a design....I am not exactly sure what they where going for with that. The best part of the ps3 exterior to me is the blue light........it is something about blue lights that make the world seem like a better place.
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kwicksandz - 485 days 16 hours ago
1.11 - The halo console isnt very photogenic
It doesnt look that bad IRL it just sucks in photos!

and LOL at the people who say the ps3 looks sexy. I guess you guys go for the glossy george formean grill look!

The only undeniably sexy console this gen is the DS lite
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Sitdown - 485 days 15 hours ago
1.12 - @kwicksandz
DS lite?!!?! Have you not seen the psp?....the piano black is a work of art.
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Ice2ms - 484 days 22 hours ago
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/Agree With Sitdown PSP is sexy not ds


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fufotrufo - 486 days 15 hours ago
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heyy i have that 360 and i like it alot :(
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Shadow Man - 486 days 13 hours ago
2.1 - Me too!
The variety of games is impressive.
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Panthers - 486 days 13 hours ago
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I think he means he likes the look......

It doesnt bother me but it is not very sleek at all.
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Rob0g0rilla - 486 days 14 hours ago
3 - It's the color that makes it ugly IMO.
I mean come on, it's the worse color they could of used. It's like they were trying to make it look ugly. Well, congratulations MS you succeeded on making the ugliest console. He can always put a skin on it though. Still a great deal. I would never turn that down no matter how ugly it was.
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Timesplitter14 - 486 days 14 hours ago
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Who the hell chose that color? It represents half of the disgusting stuff on Earth.
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psycho360 - 486 days 12 hours ago
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I believe they were trying to make it look like a military equipment with the army green color. However it din't come out looking that great. Would hv looked nice in cameo though.
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PokemonMaster - 486 days 3 hours ago
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The colour and shape don't go well togeather
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Neonvapor - 486 days 14 hours ago
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Still waiting to be entertained.
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Shadow Man - 486 days 13 hours ago
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WTF? LOL?
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killedinaction9 - 486 days 14 hours ago
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Theres just one thing i'll say about it...
it's ...different...
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josh14399 - 486 days 14 hours ago
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the 360 is just an ugly console i know fanboys will disagree but my 360 is the most ugly thing in my room. it looks cheap and well the case is made of the cheapest plastic ever.
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N4Flamers - 486 days 7 hours ago
7.1 - lol
i guess you dont have any mirrors in your room, burn.
I personaly think it looks better than a foreman grill and than the xbox i like the faceplates you can get if you find a cool one it can make all the difference.
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CryofSilence - 486 days 13 hours ago
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"This 360 is like a man with a ponytail. I'll hang out with him, but I'll just pretend not to know him in public."

I have a pony-tail... >.<
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MrWeymes - 485 days 14 hours ago
8.1 - LOL
I have long hair as well, but I tie it back only when necessary. Are you rockin' the pony tail 24/7??
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SilentShank - 486 days 13 hours ago
9 - Poor Choice
No warranty. This kid is SOL if that ugly green baby of his decides to just up and die.
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N4Flamers - 486 days 2 hours ago
9.1 - not exactly
it should still have a warranty you dont even need a receipt, as long as its not opened youre good i mean its still under a year give or take and if it rrod's it will be covered so youre good.
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ExgamerLegends - 486 days 11 hours ago
10 - LOL
If I were in your shoes i would've stopped the whole thing when Jeff leaned over and smiled hahaha. You should sell both of those consoles and buy a ps3. Not from Jeff though....or bubba lol.
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ZackFair - 486 days 10 hours ago
11 - Haha
Fugly indeed.
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PureGamer - 486 days 9 hours ago
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I have that 360 :( i think it looks awesome Army green ftw.
13 arngrim229 | 486 days 6 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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Fluffy2Duffy - 486 days 5 hours ago
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The colour made me Vomit, yuk!
15 enjoi187 | 486 days 5 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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Coke-a-Cola - 486 days 5 hours ago
16 - That color is at the core of the Microsoft machine...............Be Careful .
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dabizo - 486 days 2 hours ago
17 - Is there a good looking 360?
IMO I think the 360 is damn ugly - Who decided baige plastic was the way forward!!!! I hate baige plastic its 1980-1990 retro - not even good retro..bad Microsoft get some style!!!!
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jerethdagryphon - 486 days 2 hours ago
18 - fugly
so fugly consoles ok but the h3 special edition .... should have been a peralised sparten green

and yes ps3 will atract fingerprints even it never touched im serious.
i was a finger print magicaly fly acros the air from my tv to afix itself on the ps3

funny article though
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gersh - 486 days 1 hour ago
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The PS3 and PSP attract thumbprints and dust.
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bishop-br - 486 days ago
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Not a design problem really, more like a bad choice of colors.

http://videogames.techfresh...

Now imagine a 360 in shiny piano black (not really because PS3, many electronics use and had used this color, and come on, it's great!) with lime green lights for the logo, buttons and disc tray (a disc tray like the one of the Wii/PS3 - don't know the name, sorry - would be really cool too). Not really that much different from the Elite.
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N4Flamers - 486 days ago
19.1 - check it
i personally like the design of the 360 but it would be cool if the whole thing was ceramic white, that would kick ass. i agree with the poster about the halo3 one being fugly, it just is, no getting around that
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Naked-Snake - 485 days 22 hours ago
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The original XBOX looked the coolest.
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Hellgiver - 485 days 21 hours ago
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Personally, I wasn't that big a fan of the white 360's look either. When the elite first came out, I traded in my 360 for the elite model, and it really looks pretty nice now. It is next to my ps3, so they look alright together. Now I just need a black case for my Wii :)
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Wii60Fan - 485 days 20 hours ago
22 - Who cares
What color it is as long as the games it plays are good? I mean seriously. At least the 360 doesn't look like a George Foreman Grill.


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YoshiMeetsU - 485 days 17 hours ago
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Foreman Grill looks cooler.
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PirateThom - 485 days 16 hours ago
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The shape of the PS3 is one of the reasons it doesn't overheat, it's an airflow thing.
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Dogswithguns - 485 days 20 hours ago
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I liked the pure white 360. too bad I dont own one anymore.
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YoshiMeetsU - 485 days 17 hours ago
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The 360 is sexy in white or black but that green color is just ugly as sin.
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ApocalyPS3 - 485 days 17 hours ago
25 - hmm, okay i guess
Yeah, some of you are right. If you're going to have a "home entertainment system" in your LIVING ROOM, maybe picking up the Elite version instead would get you the best looks. I always thought it looks great as it is, and I really liked the double concavity style they've chosen. It's a pretty well thought out design. And I can live with the power being on the outside, though it is bulky.

Wasn't the DreamCast this same color?
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