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Gametrailers: Too Human Review HD Video

Gametrailers asks: "After a decade of anticipation and controversy, how does the final product fare?"
Cyrus365 - contributor
Published: 486 days 14 hours ago | Review | Xbox 360
 
 

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Denis_Dyack - 486 days 16 hours ago
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What? You didn't like my swag bag GT?
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Chris Hansen - 486 days 16 hours ago
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They did, that's why you got a 6.5
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sunnygrg - 486 days 15 hours ago
1.2 - Yes because..
anything above a 5 is bias.
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morganfell - 486 days 14 hours ago
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With this game, yes.
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sonarus - 486 days 14 hours ago
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Too Human Defense force AASSEEMMBBLLEEE!!!
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Jenzo - 486 days 14 hours ago
1.5 - @sonarus
More like Sony Defense Force.
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sonarus - 486 days 13 hours ago
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@Jenzo...that was weak...try again
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Jenzo - 486 days 12 hours ago
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Look above your first comment and you'll see the three commanding officers.
1.8 dantesparda | 486 days 8 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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Bubble Buddy - 486 days 5 hours ago
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They kinda copied Devil May Cry with the gun and Sword thingy >.>
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Mao - 486 days 3 hours ago
1.10 - You KNOW
It didn't live up to the hype when Gametrailers underscores it. This is the same site that purposely manipulates Sony visual projections for graphics comparisons to dim the colors so we can all hear those "washed out" comments. This is the same site that lists EVERY multiplatform game by 360 boxcovers as well as shows all their videos for the 360 for multiplatform games. This is one of the most pro-360 sites/shows out there, and they thrashed it. BAD SIGN for Too Human.

That game will never see the light of day in my 360, and yes I tried the demo and HATED it. Kevin P and Dennis Dyack can say all they want, this game fails.
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StephanieBBB - 486 days 2 hours ago
1.11 - @ 1.9
If only the gameplay WAS like Devil May Cry then we would be seeing a meta crit of 9.
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Perjoss - 486 days ago
1.12 - oh well
I wanted this to be a good game, i like a good hack n slash, oh well guess we have to wait for diablo 3 to satisfy any dungeon crawling, loot collecting cravings we may have, I'm thankful to gametrailers for giving an honest review.
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donator - 485 days 23 hours ago
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Not even Bloodmask can save this game. Doom music, maybe.
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Montrealien - 485 days 22 hours ago
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not even all this hate can stop this game from selling well. Our whole network was sold out and we had to do a rush restock for the weekend. We toned down our orders because of all this hate on the internet. I like it, and I am not alone, that is all that counts for me.

Real world > Internet Buzz
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darkshiz - 486 days 16 hours ago
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Can't believe they didn't give it a 9 like I thought they would.
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morganfell - 486 days 16 hours ago
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I think they realized that the overwhelming flood of honest low scores just made it impossible to do anything but stretch the truth by adding on a mere 2 points.
2.2 CNIVEK | 486 days 14 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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Isaac - 486 days 12 hours ago
2.3 - Too human is too horrible
"they're .6 points BELOW the Meta. Now take your insecure 360-hating ass >>>> "

LOL, you mean you actually count that greek magazine's review who gave it a 9.3? How about the fact that metacritic, a source constantly used by your kind, counts 1up's C- as a 4.2, while N4G is counting it as a 6.0 (which would mean Lair and Haze got a 7 or C+ by 1up). Sounds like bloodmask has had too much influence on this site already.

Anyway, it seems that western reviewers are actually trying to help the western console because for some reason the only crying journalist defender of Too Human has been on Xbox's side. There have not only been no defenders of PS3, but tons of attackers on the press, especially from G4TV which is full of subhuman cunts as employees such as Sessler, Pereira, and the sluts that aren't really as hot as they would like to be; eurogamer and EDGE also have their heads up their asses; Gamespot got their asses caught redhanded so they are behaving now, Gametrailers is evidently trying though that 6.5 still seems too high, and 1up/EGM could be next if they keep giving overinflated scores to overhyped games.

Anyway, even after all the unwarranted hate Sony gets, the first Killzone which was full of glitches got better reviews than Too Human. Just ask your favorite meta-source, metacritic. Too Human is simply the biggest flop in gaming, considering the 10 year hype it had going for it, and that it was labeled as both a "God of War Killer" and "Diablo Killer".

Typical, "Kevin" defending the already considered untouchable. Cry us a river.
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Montrealien - 485 days 22 hours ago
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I don't know one person who would fail with a -C in school, 42% does not make sense if you ask me. 60 would be about right. Another thing that is funny at 1up atm is that the average user Rating for the game is A+ and the User/crew average rating is B. this game is just all over the place, and that cool with me.

anyways, I won't cry you a river, however I will go play a video game I am enjoying, and I am clearly not alone. ;D
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Robondacob - 485 days 19 hours ago
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The thing is that the scoring system is just the same, it is just now using letters. Think of it this way. A+ = 100 F= 0 C= 50 So a c- should be around a 45. This is because C is equal to a 5 from before.
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wangdiddy82 - 486 days 13 hours ago
3 - WOW
this game looks horrible from every aspect. Gameplay and graphics look absolutely ugly.. this game looks butt ugly..
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Figboy - 486 days 3 hours ago
3.1 - almost as ugly as
the mullet Sly is rocking in your avatar. i mean, WTF?!?

anyway, i agree. i tried to give Too Human a chance, and i really tried to like it, being a Silicon Knights fan, but like Haze, i have to be honest and say the game is just mediocre and not fun.

when the controls, camera, and overall pacing of the gameplay is flawed, you have to call it like it is.
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edonus - 486 days 13 hours ago
4 - Stopped it right there didnt even have to finish it....
The second he "Broken control scheme" instant fail. He was already dying when he was bad mouthing all the items you could get. As I said I own this game, i've been playing it since the demo. The controls are fine, they are just different. I have a simple rule that game reviewers should follow in order to be able to judge a game. Become good at it. When ppl insult the controls that means they just arent good at it....thats all, the controls in this game are balanced out really good when you are a Commando you feel the strength of your guns and when you get caught up in the middle of melee combat you feel how weak you are, that why noobs die.

This weeks new phrase is the "enemies scale with you". Let me explain why this point that these reviewers love to bring up doesnt matter. The controls are based off of you the player being sweet with the controls. Not the weapon just owning all. You can have the weakest weapon and as long as you get jiggy with it you are gonna kick @$$. You can have the biggest cannon on the game if you havent balanced yourself out to work these controls you will die that simple. So basically what I am saying is its not about the enemiesand what they do but its actually all about you.
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morganfell - 486 days 6 hours ago
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Why are you so alone in that opinion. Excepting anomalies like G4, and that isn't an opinion, look up the definition of an anomaly, review sites consistently hammered TH over the control scheme. The controls are broken. All your blind love won't change that fact. I can go out right now and find 5 people that will tell you there is nothing wrong with the control scheme in Alone in the Dark either. It doesn't change the fact it is broken too.
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leyego - 486 days 2 hours ago
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if so many people are having problems with the controls then it fails
games are suposed to be easy to pick up and play. not having to spend an hour mastering the controls.
thats y they fail.
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Dark Collosis - 486 days 2 hours ago
4.3 - Too Human is a great game..
I completely agree with you on the controls. This game is getting lots of not deserved bad reviews all over the place.. Really actualy very sad considering how much fun i am having with it. Anything less than a 7 is just bullsheet. What games deserve a 10?? And to bash these graphics is just ignorant and foolish considering all the different gear/skills you get in this game. And i love the story/plot.. The whole article i read yesterday picking at the one liners was a complete joke. I mean who really does that besides a fanboy?? The hate for Denis must run real deep.. BTW for all the 360 gamers out there having as much fun with this game as me look me up sometime to wreak some havic and get lots of loots... gamertag is Dark Collosis... Defender=badmofo
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OnslaughtX - 486 days 13 hours ago
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Conversely, I love the BS excuse of "the controls don't suck, you do."

Bad controls are bad controls. There's a difference between intuitive design and crappy design. I applaud them for trying something new.
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Rampant - 486 days 13 hours ago
6 - So
Now Gametrailers is biased because they are lowering the metacritic score of Too Human? Do you people ever stop with your stupid?

Too Human Meta Score: 68/100

In Comparison

Ratchet & Clank: QfB: 73/100
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Figboy - 486 days 3 hours ago
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Fanboys to Stupid: "I wish I knew how to quit you..."
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firebat - 486 days 12 hours ago
7 - like i said before dyack
maybe next time
8 Big Jim | 486 days 12 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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DavidMacDougall - 486 days 10 hours ago
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lol bubbles thats funny
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ThePhantomDisagreer - 486 days 6 hours ago
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No it isn't.
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Figboy - 486 days 3 hours ago
8.3 - actually, it IS.
see, "humor"
http://dictionary.reference...
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ThePhantomDisagreer - 486 days 1 hour ago
8.4 - Thanks for the link figboy.
I think #3 applies: "an instance of being or attempting to be comical or amusing; something humorous: The humor in his joke eluded the audience(above 11 years old)."
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chanto23 - 486 days 12 hours ago
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where's Kevin Pereira?? i bet he is angry now LOL...

he is saying *A 6.5 GT???...REALLY???a SIX...POINT...FIVE???...come on!!!!*
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g3nkie - 486 days 12 hours ago
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LMAO.... thats my thoughts
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g3nkie - 486 days 12 hours ago
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Ohh geez... Kevin Pereira is going to cry like a baby over this review too.... stupid douche bag..
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Gantrfaxx - 486 days 10 hours ago
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What i saw from the review... i don't like at all.
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themyk - 486 days 7 hours ago
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but but but but the badassness
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mobwolf - 486 days 3 hours ago
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this is funny...I love it when someone reviews and game that they didn't play or didn't learn how to play.
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StephanieBBB - 486 days 2 hours ago
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He clearly finished the game as from the footage that he had taken with him so how on earth have he managed to complete the game without being able to play it properly?

Face it most people have higher standard than this game offer and thats why we think it's crap on a silver plate.
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pain777pas - 486 days 1 hour ago
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The game is not great but certainly not unplayable. There are aspects that just don't deliver a next gen experience with all the development time the game has had. For some reason I just don't think that the developer could deliver what they wanted with the engine they were using. The animation pretty much backs this up the guy slides all over the floor. The gameplay is just not GoWish its gearsish with a sword if that makes sense to anyone I don't know. That is the only way I can describe it as its more cutseen ala chainsaw then slashing and bruising ala GoW or even the new starwars game from lucas. The cutscenes have good production values so the game is still not bad just not great as an exclusive from a proven developer.
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mobwolf - 486 days ago
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It's funny how people judge a game they have never played, rent the game play and then talk, if you like the game fine if you don't that's fine too. Stop knocking people who like stuff you don't come on people enjoy the games you play and let others do the same.

It's not a hard game to play and you can finish the game without truly understand the controls, there's a lot more than just pointing the stick and watching your guy slide across the screen. Hell I think all these reviewers should post their gamertags so we all can see how they did in the game that they reviewed (he said he played co-op he should have at least 1 co-op achievement) and yes I've played the game not just the demo hell look it up you can see the all games I've played (mobwolf). It's not the greatest game I've played game and it's not the worst game I've played. To all reviews show us proof that you've played the games you review. anyone can show a video clip and say they played the game.
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xxBATTLECATxx - 485 days 14 hours ago
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thats gotta be one of the stupidest things ive heard all week.
your saying this reviewer (whos job it is to play a game and review it) didnt play the game, even if he cited many many specific examples. just give it up, this game sucks, and you like this sucky game, good have fun, go play it. but just because you want solid proof that the reviewer played it, isnt gonna give a better score.
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Cynjo - 485 days 15 hours ago
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oh noes Leave too human alone!!!!! *In a kevin pereira like whinny & annoying voice*
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xxBATTLECATxx - 485 days 14 hours ago
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i honestly didnt know how bad this game was until i saw this video. how could this game score any higher than a 7 anywhere. it looks so boooooring. theres no pleasure in the kill, its the same damn enemy with some sword that feels just like the last one. plus whats up with all the gray and arena size dungeons everywhere. even when you shoot at them they just grunt and flinch over and over. horrible game, it should have been a 4
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