Game Revolution: "This game is not getting the lowest score possible for only one reason - a game could be conceivably worse. The controls are not broken beyond repair; there don't seem to be a huge number of bugs, and the music is not going to motivate you to tear yours ears off. Yet I am at a loss for something truly positive to say. As much as I want to present something, anything, positive about a product people put time into developing, I cannot. Pirates Vs. Ninjas is just a dumb idea, badly executed."
