How My Wife Ruined GTA IV

We usually don't write many personal pieces here on TEB, but I just have to share the story of my wife playing GTA IV for the first time. After watching me play for hours, I wondered if my wife wanted a turn. She was sitting on the couch next to me, so I extended the controller to her and asked, "You wanna drive around for a bit?" She replied, "Sure, why not." During her time in Liberty City, my wife somehow figured out how to suck all of the fun out of GTA IV and managed ruin one of the best games of all time.