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Vagina Hero: Exclusive First Look

Ripten writes:

Not content with the current level of Guitar Hero milking, what if Activision decided to take it to the next level with yet another game? We suggest - Vagina Hero!

We all know what the girls are thinking anyways when they get all googily-faced over guitarists, even fake guitarists. Might as well stop faking the funk and try to teach them boys something useful. So sit back and indulge, as we transport you to an alternate reality where a publisher by the name of "Arctivision" gives birth to "Vagina Hero".

At first glance, Vagina Hero may seem overly complicated. Welcome to real life. The in-game screen above actually shows finger cues for the easy difficulty setting. Arctivision reps claim that expert difficulty is pretty much impossible unless you invest in the Pro Bundle.
Twizlex - contributor
Published: 540 days 5 hours ago | Article | PlayStation 3 | Xbox 360 | Wii | Gaming
 
 

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Twizlex - 540 days 5 hours ago
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I would totally play this game!
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Nostradavis - 540 days 5 hours ago
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This is by FAR the funniest thing I have read in a long time. N4G needs more articles like this. Kudos to the writer. Classic!
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jwatt - 540 days 4 hours ago
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ha ha ha
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TheTwelve - 540 days 4 hours ago
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For real...that is HILARIOUS. My goodness.

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Twizlex - 540 days 3 hours ago
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Why would people disagree that I would play this game? You don't know me!
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player911 - 539 days 23 hours ago
1.5 - rofl @ Twizlex
your last comment put me in tears.
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bunbun777 - 540 days 5 hours ago
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SWEET!
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Twizlex - 540 days 4 hours ago
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I think it's funny how uptight some people are. Seems to me they could really use a nice session of Vagina Hero to unwind.
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dude_uk - 540 days 4 hours ago
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ROFLMAO

sweet game man...
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Stryfeno1 - 540 days 4 hours ago
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Oh boy, Jack Thompson aint going to like this.
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Agent-X - 540 days 4 hours ago
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woow N4G has become N4P News4Porn :P
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Nostradavis - 540 days 4 hours ago
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Well, if you want to be completely fair, games have changed a lot since I was a child. So I could argue that games themselves have become porn.

Hot coffee anyone?
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The Wood - 540 days 4 hours ago
7.2 - 'praise the gods'
anyone?

edit
god of war 2 man

oh, im being uptight

*looks for Vagina Hero*

ill be good real soon
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Twizlex - 540 days 4 hours ago
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Keep the gods out of this. They made vaginas in the first place.
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Cusco - 540 days 4 hours ago
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Controller design is brilliant. Man this is very funny. I wonder how Penis hero will work, I'm guessing you'd get some massive forearms after playing that.
peace
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insomniak - 539 days 23 hours ago
8.1 - correction
ummm...shouldn't that be cuntroller?
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Nevers - 539 days 20 hours ago
8.2 - Oh... man, Insomniac!!!
that was so RONG... lol
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Agent-X - 540 days 4 hours ago
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oh Nostradavis ur funny ahahahah =]
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Cusco - 540 days 4 hours ago
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Oh and as a side note


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rbanke - 540 days 4 hours ago
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yawn
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Stryfeno1 - 540 days 4 hours ago
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I guest you waiting for the other version, Penis Hero?...LMAO.
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ChrisGTR1 - 540 days 4 hours ago
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lmao!+ bubbles
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dachiefsman - 540 days 3 hours ago
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11.1 epic post! bubbles!
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Aaron Greenberg - 540 days 3 hours ago
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LOL....haaaha
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Denocao - 540 days 4 hours ago
12 - If you play with that controller for a long time...
Will you have smelly fingers?
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Nostradavis - 540 days 4 hours ago
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Actually, if you practice with that controller long enough, you will have a line of girls outside your door that wraps around the block....and yes, you may have smelly fingers if you don't stop to bathe.
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That_Whore - 540 days 4 hours ago
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Finally. A really funny post. 2,500 MOAN STREAK!!. LOL!!!!!!!.
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narked - 540 days 4 hours ago
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and we thought that they had went out of ideas !!!
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avacadosnorkel - 540 days 4 hours ago
15 - vagina hero
they always show the 360 version
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Sanpaku - 540 days 4 hours ago
16 - stupidity for understimulated males
stupidity for understimulated males

sigh
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Nostradavis - 540 days 4 hours ago
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By your own standards, Guitar Hero would then be coined "stupidity for less talented and unmotivated aspiring musicians".

Good luck with that.
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dachiefsman - 540 days 3 hours ago
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mister high and mighty. Let me guess you didn't like superbad, 40 year old virgin, and knocked up either.

If you saw the title then why did you click it, you might just want to stay with your Charlie Brown comic strips. prude.
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weazle - 540 days 4 hours ago
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This game smells kind of fishy to me..LOL
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xionpunk - 540 days 2 hours ago
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dude (lol)
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SL1M DADDY - 540 days 4 hours ago
18 - Sorry, but...
I didn't get married to play some video game version of Vagina Hero... I play it for real.
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TheTwelve - 540 days 4 hours ago
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Word...I'm with you bro. It's funny how boring porn and such things are when you actually got your own steady woman. :)

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dachiefsman - 540 days 3 hours ago
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are you serious??? its a joke obviously!!!
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NewShadow101 - 539 days 20 hours ago
18.3 - agree
with ya twelve
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axeblade1 - 540 days 4 hours ago
19 - wow
Maybe it will include weekly celebrity downloads. Jenna Jameson, Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Nina Hartley...ect and for multi player action we get "The Girls Next Door" LOL. Too funny.
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alakazzam - 540 days 1 hour ago
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u watch too much porn lol
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rushbd - 540 days 4 hours ago
20 - i'll get the wii version
:D ;D :) ;)
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Nateh8sYou - 540 days 3 hours ago
21 - So if the 360 version's controller is white.....
Does that mean the PS3 controller will be black :P
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IzKyD1331 - 540 days 2 hours ago
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one of the funniest things i have ever read!
im still laughing right now
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xionpunk - 540 days 2 hours ago
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"At first glance, Vagina Hero may seem overly complicated. Welcome to real life." HA!
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350ZRunner - 539 days 23 hours ago
24 - Stupid
This article is stupid and we are all stupider for having it brought to our attention.

When somebody passively suggests that maybe the gaming industry, including game makers, game news sites, and gamers in general are perhaps a little sexist... You have 5000 idiots ready to line up and either denounce the idea or just make snickering stupid jokes about it.

This article is not funny even in the slightest.
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et617 - 539 days 23 hours ago
24.1 - stupider? that's not a word.
I think your a loser and really retarded for saying 'stupider'. Irony at it's best.
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350ZRunner - 539 days 20 hours ago
24.2 - Grammar huh?
Mocking grammar or spelling... The last vestige of the person with no counter argument.

Not that the disagrees, neg reps, and such were unexpected. Nothing annoys people quite so much as having something they don't like pointed out.
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IzKyD1331 - 539 days 19 hours ago
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wow, you need to get that pole out of your ass and learn to laugh at a JOKE
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350ZRunner - 539 days 18 hours ago
24.4 - Again, predictable
The "You can't take a joke" counter, yes, definitely didn't see that coming a mile away.

I can take a joke, when it's actually funny.

The degradation and objectification of women is not now nor has it ever been funny. Would it be funny if we were degrading or objectifying members of a certain ethnic groups? How about if we decided it'd be cute if we did it to people based on their religion or sexual orientation?

As I said, when complaints crop up about sexism in gaming people start shrieking with indignant outrage in a way that brings the phrase "He doth protest overmuch" to mind... Or if you prefer, there's only one thing that pisses people off more than the truth they don't want to hear and that's the truth they know about but won't admit to.
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