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Wii's Jumper gets 1.75/10 in extremely short review from Game Informer

To all the truck drivers out there who are transporting copies of Jumper: Griffin's Story to retail, please redirect your shipments to Alamogordo, New Mexico. You'll know you are in the right location when you see thousands of E.T. cartridges moving out of the way to make room for your shipment.
1.75 / 10
MK_Red - contributor
Published: 638 days 5 hours ago | Review | Xbox 360 | Wii
 
 

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1 HarryEtTubMan | 638 days 7 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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Homicide - 638 days 5 hours ago
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LOL! So true.
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thePatriot - 638 days 3 hours ago
1.2 - the worst part is
they charged 49 99 for it while Okami will be sold for 39 99. thats a crime against humanity.
I guess it comes with the territory of being the hoottest casual friendly colsole outthere.
I think ps3 is saved by its more hard core owners who wont buy this crap so they dont make that crap on ps3. also even if ps3 was outselling the wii, you cant make this on the ps3. place it next to uncharted and it will look 10000 worse. becauze of the ps3 power, you either put money in it and make a quality game or dont make it at all.
If you are going to make a movie based game on ps3 you need to start early. start making that game before they even think about making the movie. example start making god of war game. then later on make the movie and release it at the same time.
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season007 - 638 days 1 hour ago
1.3 - developers for Wii are just sweet treat.....
The cover artist for the game is the main course...or the BAIT.....
i mean Wii developers just want to put a cute and kiddy cover on a whatever game then sell it on like 0.1% of all consoles sold and make some money...

It is like...hell, i say they are more like cheating money than making money
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Pain - 637 days 9 hours ago
1.4 - Time to Break out the Official Big-N Gold Stamp
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TheWickedOne - 638 days 6 hours ago
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Not the first 1ish/10 score for a game on the Wii.
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MK_Red - 638 days 6 hours ago
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But it must be the first from Game Informer. They usually go with 2 and 3/10 at worst.
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MK_Red - 638 days 6 hours ago
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Well, games based on good movies turn out to be crap. This game is based on a bad movie...
4 LaChance | 638 days 5 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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tweaker - 638 days 5 hours ago
5 - What a shame
this is pretty embarrassing.
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mighty_douche - 638 days 5 hours ago
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Appears they must have really kept it in line with the movie....
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Wereturd - 638 days 5 hours ago
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I wonder if it'll get an 8.5 on Gamespot!
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joe382 - 637 days 12 hours ago
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gamespot always go against the trends.
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ISA_Scum - 637 days 9 hours ago
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If it were a PS3 exclusive, of course! I hate Gamespot.
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superman - 638 days 5 hours ago
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lol.
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ScentlessApprentice7 - 638 days 4 hours ago
9 - Perfectly in line with the movie,
I have absolutely no intentions of playing this game (after all, if its on the level as the Atari E.T. game, you just know the game will devastate a portion of your soul), but knowing how bad the movie is it is no surprise how the game ended up.

The thing I hate the most about the movie is the lead actor, Hayden Christopher or whatever the hell his name is; One of the worst actors in Hollywood right now. The main reason I hate him with an unrelenting force is because he ruined Star Wars: Episodes II and III for me.
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FCOLitsjustagame - 637 days 14 hours ago
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Hayden Christensen is in this? Yeah its an automatic must not see for me too then. I didnt realize that. I did see something he was in that I thought he did a decent job it, but again he was whinny...but I think that character was supposed to be whinny. Apparently it was based on a true story of some newpaper guy that just made crp up or something.

Anyway, didnt expect this game (on any console) to be great. I still dont understand why studios insist on doing crp like this. I dont see how having a crpy game associated with your movie is a good thing. But I guess in this case if the movie itself is crp, whats the difference.
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wAtdaFck - 638 days 4 hours ago
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Lol, the textures aren't that bad :P
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PSWe60 - 638 days 4 hours ago
11 - LOL
They were probably being too kind
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zerolinkgannon - 638 days 4 hours ago
12 - Game stinks..
but the funny thing is, 360 version got the same score. -meh-
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Slayer OP - 638 days 3 hours ago
13 - And you think ps3 gets low ratings?
At least the bad ones make it above average. Nearly all of wiis third party games have scores like this.
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bigjclassic - 638 days 3 hours ago
14 - This could have easily been on the
PS3 since there is a 360 version. PS3 jusst got really lucky this time.
LMAO!!
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TwissT - 638 days 3 hours ago
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Wow thats horrible lol.
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texism - 638 days 3 hours ago
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rubbish
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Kareem - 638 days 3 hours ago
17 - Another title that his the 1 score
But seriously, nothing beats IGN's Ninja Bread Man review.
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Lumbo - 638 days 2 hours ago
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yuck

This confirms that the Wii will get the most 3rd party shovelware this gen ... the distributor got some nerves to charge $49 for THAT
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BloodySinner - 637 days 23 hours ago
18.1 - I've said it before and I'll say it again...
It's not like Nintendo's target audience would know any better. =)
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Smudge2626 - 637 days 22 hours ago
19 - Higher Rated than the Movie
As awful as this score is, it's still better than the 16 % the movie currently has on RottenTomatoes. Of course, once you get down this low, it really doesn't matter.
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psnDevistator356 - 637 days 21 hours ago
20 - WOW the Wii has no respect for itself
what a cheap dirty whore!
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bigjclassic - 637 days 13 hours ago
20.1 - Its on 360 too.
^_^

A typical "negative Wii" article when the same exact crap is on the 360. please people grow up.
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iHEARTboobs - 637 days 18 hours ago
21 - OUCH!
That is all..
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Killa Aaron - 637 days 13 hours ago
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DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN thats like the lowest score I've seen from game informer
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No FanS Land - 637 days 11 hours ago
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developpers just don't understand, do they? Every game based on a movie is pure shovelware, period. Except the godfather.
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VigorousApathy - 637 days 10 hours ago
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I thought critics fight over the really bad games so that they can spend a lot of time roasting every single aspect of them. This critic seems to have missed his chance on purpose. Maybe someone should tell him.
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ISA_Scum - 637 days 9 hours ago
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It's times like these that I wonder why the Wii sells so well....
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Bluemaster77 - 637 days 7 hours ago
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wii all have to face it especially the nintendo fans the wii is trash and this is coming from one who spent countless hours immersed in mario
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