Digital Battle writes: "Now, you may be asking yourself at this very moment why I would compare a purely nonoffensive game like My Sims Party (now available on, not surprisingly, the Wii) to a high school drinking party? Well, I actually just told you why, but let me elaborate. See, a freshman kegger, a high school drinking party, has about as much chance of getting actual alcohol as, say, Dick Cheney has of being elected president. It would require an incredible intersection of events–extremely permissive parents, an understanding elder relative who didn't fear anything less than extremely permissive parents, outright bribery–to actually happen, so the result you're left with is a party that promises to be a lot more than it actually is."
