Picture this: it's Christmas and Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are battling it out onboard the Death Star. To goad the young Skywalker, Darth Vader boasts that he knows exactly what the Jedi Master has for Christmas. Exasperated, Luke fights even harder to silence the taunts coming from the walking iron lung. Eventually, Skywalker corners a weakened Vader and demands: "Tell me! How do you know what I have for Christmas?" Vader replies: "Luke, I have felt your presents." I know, I know, but it is nearly Christmas and this is a Star Wars game review. What do you mean, that's no excuse?
