Pit Crew Panic is a game that could only exist on a downloadable service. Start by imagining a Pit Crew simulator: uniformed mechanics rushing to repair race cars as quickly as possible. Then replace mechanics with women in miniskirts, and add motorcycles, cakes, giant flowerbeds, and even toilets to the battered vehicles racing into the pit for repairs. Playing the game, one thought instantly popped into my head: "Yup, this is Japanese, all right."
