Destructoid Review: Eternity's Child (1/10)

Destructiod writes: "I really, really hate doing header text for reviews, and Eternity's Child isn't making my job any easier. Where do you start? Talking about the game's complex history over many potential platforms? Talk about the game's creator, Luc Bernard, whose skill at self-promotion has put his work firmly in the public eye for one reason or another? How the game fits in amongst indie gaming in general?"

Final Verdict: 1.0 (Practically unplayable. An exercise in absolute madness.)