Target: Terror may have one redeeming value: The game's developers
In fact, the best buying advice 1UP could offer is to pick the game up from the bargain bin in a few months, along with copious amounts of liquor (if you're of age), and throw a Target: Terror party. You may be waiting for a while, due to Konami's decision to attach a ludicrous $40 price tag to the game, but your friends will thank you for the night or two of unintentional hilarity the game will provide.