”The entire concept behind Curiosity is actually a metaphor for my career in the gaming industry” stated Molyneux in an exclusive interview.
”It began full of promise and I envisioned myself as having many different outwardly facing aspects to my skill-set, just like the untouched facets of the gleaming Curiosity cube at launch!” gushes Molyneux in his enthusiastic manner.
”As my career progressed my enthusiasm and integrity began to be chipped away until I found myself spouting pretentious bollocks which sounded like it meant something but was actually total shite, just like how people chip away at Curiosity until it reveals a picture of a cat having a piss or something – I thought it to be deep and meaningful at the time but now I have no fucking clue why i put it in there!” he chortles.
”The blocks falling away from Curiosity represent my credibility and self respect which have been cast aside and repeatedly shat on by my ridiculously overblown promises to the gaming community. The repetitive nature of tapping away at Curiosity itself is symbolic of how I repeatedly fail to deliver on just about everything I have turned my hand to for the last decade!”
We thanked Peter for his time but before we left the smugness of his presence we couldn't waste the opportunity to ask the mother of all questions – What lies at the centre of the Curiosity cube ?
”The centre of the cube will be something symbolic indicating the direction my career is going in the future. Of course I would never reveal exactly whats in store for the lucky winner but anyone expecting a stagnant turd or disease ridden vagina is on the right track.”
An existing community manager for Helldivers 2 has acknowledged the 'unfortunate' departure of Spitz following the whole PSN fiasco.
Wccftech discussed the recent Xbox news with MIDiA Research analyst Rhys Elliott, who pointed out that a strong upcoming Games Showcase could help a lot with fans.
I was hoping for something different from Coalition, not Gears 6 so soon.
Their expertise in UE development could've propelled them to try out other IPs using the new UE5.
But guess, given recent MS' state, Gears 6 was the 'safer' call for the studio. But still hope they venture other IPs or even other genres ... at least FPSs in future?
Why would people be less angry? If MS made it's own games instead of buying up what was already available then we wouldn't be in the situation that everyone is angry at.
MS is the problem.
Fuck MS and Phil. I already told that shit bag off on Twitter, if the dumb ass responds I highly doubt it, I will go off much worse. What a fucking disgrace MS and Phil are to the gaming community.
Akimbot is an upcoming sci-fi action-platformer that shows its inspiration from games of the past.
How does someone get like this anyway?
I give the man credit for his early work, but by the time he got to Fable he was hopelessly full of himself.
Molyneux is such a weird guy. On the one hand he talks like a visionary and the stuff he comes out with would be quite cool (if rather gimmicky) concepts to have in a game... except Milo, i don't know what he was thinking there.
The thing that i dislike about him is that once he gets down to the actual building a game part, his ideas fall apart but he still keeps talking the bullshit right up until the last minute... oh, and he has a really annoying face.
...oh and his games are crap.
The story was quite entertaining and it was a good read for sure. However, a blog is suppose to be about your feelings and thoughts on a subject, not someone else's. It's fine to quote from people in a blog, but it shouldn't be the main of it.
This would have been perfect for a news article, and what I would like to see is this put in the news, and then a blog about how you feel about what he said. Take his quotes and dissect them, tell me how you feel about them. Take it personally and let your feeling flow. That's what makes a good blog.
You have the right idea for really good content, it was just put in the wrong place. Get a little more familiar with what goes where here and I see really good things in your future at N4G.
What you said would be quite the interesting argument against me, Silent. But nowhere did I say I was quoting N4G rules. I was describing how blogs work in general, especially if you want to be known as good at writing them. But please, don't take my word for it, take the dictionary's word for "blog" :
: a Web site that contains an online personal journal with reflections, comments, and often hyperlinks provided by the writer; also : the contents of such a site
Do you notice the words "personal journal?" And then the additional word "reflections" that comes after it? Here is the dictionary link if you still doubt me.
http://www.merriam-webster....
No, I was not talking about N4G guidelines when I said it should be about your personal feelings on a subject. I was speaking as a professional writer who has done thousands of blogs over many years and knows how to attract an audience. I have two other jobs that I do as well as moderate here. I am a political journalist and a game reviewer/blogger as well. I know what I am talking about. And after I have done this for more years than you have been past puberty, I feel I am quite qualified to give advice to someone trying to break into the field. I am sorry if you do not agree, but when your credentials as a writer top mine, then you can take over the advice columns and I will retire. Let me know when that happens. :)
LMAO –Sephris brings in his wife to back him up ! This is hilarious :)
Honestly this whole experience has turned out to be infinitely more entertaining than i thought it would be – thank you Sephris x x x
Seriously mate I cannot tell if you are taking the piss or if you really believe what you are saying, its THAT absurd. On the basis that you are for real then let me be clear – your knowledge of legality on publication of the written word is sorely lacking, your reading comprehension is even worse, your ego is as fragile as glass, and the arrogant, childish, and defensive nature you have displayed here is thoroughly repulsive. Finally the presence of your wife blindly echoing your misguided comments, whether you requested it or not, has made you look like a weakling.
I think this has run its course now but thank you all for reading and partaking in the discussion. It seems from the majority of comments here and messages I have recieved that most people got the joke and gained some amusement from it, and that was all I intended.