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Trainee
CRank: 4Score: 42910

Tuberculoids

I was shaking hands with robot as time shifted on a string. Mescaline was being intravenously fed into my veins. I sprung from a barrel to shock the troop of clowns passing by (they sh** their pants). Wings grew from my head. It flew away never to be seen again, I watched it all from the periscope. I landed an airplane on the moon when gravity broke. I went to the Pyramids of Geza and I prayed that the aliens would return, they didn't. I was stumbling through the woods because a weasal popped out of a log and bit my ankle. 

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Review - Tales of Kenzera: Zau (PS5) | WayTooManyGames

WTMG's Jordan Hawes: "Tales of Kenzera: Zau is a great concept that was clearly pushed forward by a good writer and storyteller. There is a deep narrative here that I enjoyed and it really carries the whole package here. While it starts out as a fairly simple, run-of-the-mill metroidvania gameplay wise, it is unfortunately brought way down by its lack of polish and design. Too often I felt like I was fighting the game itself instead of actually enjoying a good challenge. While the story shines bright, its enjoyment is diminished by its frustrating gameplay design."

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10 of the best Kirby games ever made

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Review - Sker Ritual (Xbox Series X) | WayTooManyGames

WTMG's Aaron Price: "Overall, Sker Ritual was a lot more of what I wanted and way more than I could have expected from it. Is this going to be a Call of Duty: Zombies killer? Maybe not as of now, but it’s clearly a really good step in the right direction, as that series simply doesn’t care about having to improve anymore. Even though it’s completely different from its predecessor, Sker Ritual is a pleasant surprise, a well-polished game, and something I definitely plan to continue returning to often, especially if there are any big content updates in the future."

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