My fellow Sony gamers, while the 360 console has its own exclusive "3 something something" that made sure UPS employees have a job, the PS3 will finally get its own "3 something something"...which stands for true "3 dimensional experience.

The PS3, a console designed for the classy, mature, and intelligent gamers, is at the front of cutting-edge technology to enhance our gaming experience. Natal users will try hard to convince themselves that body swinging like a mental patient in front of a TV is cool, while Sony gamers WILL try to convince themselves that the game shown on their TVs is NOT REAL due to lifelike graphics!

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Once again, my gaming friend, since the Canuck Army has always been considered the "tag alongs" of the British Army, your forces' contributions have been sadly...ignored. Due to that, Americans are more well-known in winning D-Day and for letting the French regain their rights to eat cheese instead of bratwurst...regardless who accomplished what.

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@Bubbles,

My gaming friend, FastOreint may not be able to answer that question due to OPSEC reasons!

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But my gaming friend, your Canadian Armed Forces still pledges to the British Queen and therefore an ignored, red-headed step sibling to the British forces!! ;)

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My fellow Sony gamers, this idea would only be a nightmare! Sony games have always been designed from the ground up for mature, classy, and intelligent gamers. Joining MS and Sony may mean a possible compromise in order to accomodate our inferior gaming friends. Even if there would be no compromise, the would be "former 360" gamers may find Sony games "not entertaining" since they lack the mental strength to process high-quality games. Forcing them to enjoy high-quality games would be considered inhumane and unethical by the loony liberals of this world. This in turn, would only boost Nintendo as many of them would rather play casual games.

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My fellow Sony gamers, do not worry what the author said. The Uncharted series prove that you can have an enjoyable storyline without making it as deep as MGS4 or Assassin's Creed. In today's world, games can be either a)crappy storyline but with lots of gore, or b)make a storyline really deep in order for a game to be fun. The classy, mature, and intelligent gamers have spoken!

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My fellow Sony gamers, "Macalatus" is a probable Latin version of my first name.

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@chubear,

My highly esteemed fellow Sony gamer, the same folks who disbelieved my predictions decided to report my "months old post" as "off-topic" is indisputable proof that they tried to erase the evidence of their own epic ownage. Not only that, instead of admitting their mistakes, many of them resorted to cowardly reducing the bubbles of the pro-Sony gamers like Dark Sniper, Saaking, me and others. Do not let them bring you down, for it won't change the momentum of Sony no matter how many bubbles that we have.

Bubbles for you Chubear, and thank you for being a classy, mature, and intelligent gamer despite the hostile opposition and constant mockery.

Always remember...

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My fellow Sony gamers, this article debunks in a clear and straight forward way the myth that we Sony gamers don't buy games. Though the 360 gamers admittedly buy more games due to their obvious larger userbase, the sad irony is that they cannot buy something that is more important: Intelligence. Intelligence is needed for them to realize that buying a new console every 3 months (at whatever price the elite 360) is not reasonable especially in times of bad economy; intelligence for them to know that paying $50 JUST to play an onlime MP or even watch streamed Netflix with their 360 is a "legalized wallet rape". The fact that MILLIONS of them continue to do so is beyond belief, a sad social tragedy that can only be matched by the Jim Jones mass suicide.

Remember this my fellow Sony gamers, we STILL buy games, but the 360 people will never, ever have the same basic common sense when it comes to proper spending of money. As long as the 360 folks willingly shell their money to crappy MS products, MS will laugh at them and continue to make defective hardware that may continue on to the next Xbox. Be happy that we support Sony, for we get nothing but a high quality console (PS2, PS3, and PSP), high quality games, and FREE online play! Like I always say, Sony gamers are mature, classy, and intelligent gamers of the videogame industry!

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I totally agree with you 100%. This doesn't mean I agree with Sony, however, I think the reason why it's like that is because Sony doesn't people to cheat on trophies. View

My fellow Sony gamers, in the entire 15 years time of the Playstation brand, Sony has provided high quality games for the classy, mature, and intelligent gamers. Sony saved the video game industry from the apathy that came after a long, bitter 16-bit war between Sega and Nintendo. Sony made it cool for adults to play video games, thus ushering in mature games like Resident Evil and Silent Hill...the kind of games that we now enjoy.

Microsoft, on the other hand during the same time, continued to monopolize the computer industry with buggy Microsoft software and shamelessly copying Apple software products. After seeing Sony's lead, MS tried to use the same dirty monopolizing tactics on the video game industry, but this time with faulty hardware, "over-saturation advertising", and $50 worth of laggy online play. But alas to Microsoft and its supporters, the highly intelligent Sony gamers made sure that the videogame industry will NOT go down like the computer industry...a battle that we Sony gamers will continue to ensure the quality of the videogame industry!

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My fellow Sony gamers, by bundling a controller with an "almost free" copy of one of the best games for the PS3, we are letting more new people into becoming one of us: Classy, mature, and intelligent gamers. If you know someone whose console went blinking "3 Christmas Red Lights", try offering them this awesome gift this Holiday when they buy a PS3. Just be kind enough to tell them that Uncharted 1 might blow their minds to oblivion due to its awesomeness.

PS: Also do it after they reel from shock after finding out that they don't have to get a new PS3 every 2-3 months...the sudden combo might knock them unconscious!

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To the misguided children (aka 360 folks)of the videogame industry, listen forth to what Dark Sniping is trying to preach. Dark Sniper is a true gamer for he represents the qualities of one: Classy, mature, and intelligent. He is trying to show you the truth of what truly happens to a mature person like Zhuk who gets corrupted by Microsoft.

Zhuk, as what all Sony gamers believe, is a man dedicated to scamming people into believing that buying a new console to replace a dead one every 2-3 months is OK. Zhuk love to spread lies that Sony games are not of the highest quality, all the while believing that games made for people with low IQ like Halo and Gears of War are perfect example of flawless games.

So, my misguided children, let Dark Sniper expose the biggest fraud and crook on N4G and publicly destroy his poisonous lies. Let him show you what true videogaming is, in the form of Uncharted 2, LittleBigPlanet, Infamous, God of War III, Warhawk, and more games that can only be found on the Playstation 3. Stop being a gamer that play games that only require the reptilian cortex. Be one of the classy, mature, and intelligent gamers by playing high quality, thought-provoking games that only Sony can offer!

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My fellow Sony gamers...I'll be there!

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My fellow Sony gamers, the fact that our version would be uncompressed and only on ONE disc is proof enough that this game is made to our exacting standards. Those standards, my friends, conform to what we as mature, classy, and intelligent gamers expect: Excellent Hi-Def video and audio played from a hi-def multimedia machine with awesome reliability.

A good analogy of the differences between the two versions would be like this: Watching a Blu-Ray version of a movie versus watching the same movie illegally captured from a movie theater...using a cellphone camera! My fellow Sony gamers, rejoice for we already know where the better quality is!

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My fellow Sony gamers...Dead Space>Resident Evil!!

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To the misguided children of the videogame industry, aka "the 360 owners", the only reason why Halo Reach would be a huge leap is that MS will use this game to "reach" your wallets and monetarily rape you 'til you're broke!

Now, please take your mind off Halo for a minute or two to realize what MS has done to you. MS, along with Bungie, created Halo to attract gamers with low intelligence, and those gamers in turn slowly convert their friends into this crap. Microsoft's end game is to fry your initially dimwitted brains so that in the end they can steal your money by constantly replacing your RROD consoles and pay to play a laggy online game.

So do you use to replace Master Chief as a "personal hero" you ask? Then let it be my pleasure to present these people as your next personal hero:

Dark Sniper
Morganfell
Whooop
Pirate Thom
Eagle21
Ultimolu (formerly known as Juuken)
Darkride66
Bathyj
Saaking
heyheyhey
Smokey McBear

I know you're asking right now, "Why are they better substitute to Master Chief?" Well, my misguided children, each of them fight the good fight by exposing Microsoft's tactics of exploiting the weakness of your intelligence. Now try to contrast that with a fictional Power Rangers rip-off character fighting aliens who look like cheap knock-offs of Barney. Also, the people listed above are classy, mature, and intelligent. They also know more about gaming than all of the Gamestop employees combined!

So, misguided children, listen to these people and let them show you true gaming. Let them make you realize that Halo is a mediocre and cartoony franchise and that MS is only bleeding your wallet dry. Let them also make you realize that jerking off at a Master Chief poster DOES NOT make you a hard core gamer! Only after opening your eyes can you become a classy, mature, and intelligent gamer!

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My fellow Sony gamers, we must---

*BOOM*

Whoa...was that from the commercial or someone's 360 just blew up?!?

Anyway...good year for the PS3!!

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My fellow Sony gamers, these are the "Top Ten Reasons to Thank Microsoft"!

10. Innovating the term "Online Play Highway Robbery"! MS was the first to come up with an idea of ripping people off to play an online game, all the while not caring whether it would be laggy or not.

9. Creating the most obnoxious online players. Annoying 12-years feel godly about talk smacking the other person around.

8. Stimulating the local American economy. RROD'ed 360s returned to the MS repair center insured that UPS employees have some bacon to return to the table.

7. Beta testing games. Red Alert 3 and Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 say "Hi"!

6. Fooling people to buy the HD-DVD add-on to the 360 then abandoning it.

5. Creating N4G 360 trolls, part 1. Seriously, we need the 360 trolls or this site would end up in Boredom Town.

4. Creating N4G 360 trolls, part 2. Angry at the fact that the PS3 is doing better, the Blu-Ray didn't fizzle off, Sony stole some of their exclusives, realizing that Master Chief wasn't a hot chick...360 trolls couldn't help but spin and vent their anger at us. Hey, it's all amusing to us in the end!

3. For making 360 owners miserable with the RROD all the while making them happy with crappy (and paid) online play. Meanwhile, Bill Gates holds a seance thanking A. Hitler, J. Stalin, and M. Zedong thanking them for business advice and inspiration.

2. 360 fanboys love their system so much, thinking that it's "the best thing EVA!!" that they downright ignore women. This is good for us as they are letting Darwinism "sort humanity of out"!

1. For creating a console that doubles as a Christmas decoration and a winter heater!!

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