MICROSOFT:" We are all about games! We like to have multiplatform games and than act as if they are only on our system, like for example residen Evil 5, yeah that game that we had durring E3, basically our press conference was multiplatform conference, we also show games that will be on PS3, so it seems Sony had 1.5 press confenrece, while we had 0.5, but dont worry our buddies from gamespot, 1up, gametrails and other will act stupid and say we won hands down. MONEY IS POWER B!TCHHH!
Haha anyways we will also indtroduce few exclusives! How about that! Like for example Halo tentacle, yes it is porn game with tentacle fetish, basically master chief has c!cks coming from all sides and he has to fight them, good this that he has that plastic armor that he cant take off. O and our favorite exclusive called Soulja Boy(who ever the fu!k that is) likes to deep throat him self with horse co!k and than swallow price that comes after, we are also releaseing game dedicated to our PP (penis penis) famous N4G bot, but we are not sure if he is alive atm, we heard he tried to comit suiccide after hearing that MGS teaser was actually itouch game and not MGS4 for 360(btw cant handle it), anyway in this game he eats sh!t, like that girl from "2 GIRLS ONE CUP", it is really funny and plays well like Too HUMAN. Ok guys thats all, epic eh?"
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