Sheesh.
First off, to all the gullible people, "Colossus & The Hendersons" was a pretty obvious joke.
But on to my point.
Regardless of how bad video game movies usually are, regardless of how badly Shadow of the Colossus would translate to film, regardless of the fact that they obviously just want to treat this as a spectacle piece so the trailer will look pretty and get stupid people to go, regardless of all that, it will suck, first and foremost, because the screenwriter is terrible. He is atrocious and has never amounted to anything worthwhile in his entire life.
Justin Marks and producer Kevin Misher are worthless unrespectable hacks, and of all the video game adaptations, they are sure to piece together one of the worst.
I'm excited to see what horrible director they get to complete the trifecta.
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