OXCGN:
"I lay no claim to bravery; quite the opposite in fact. I'm more than likely to have a yellow belly and a boneless back. I hide when it's stormy, and jump when someone says boo while I'm playing Dead Space with the speakers turned up.
I will say this though; I love me a good zombie.
Whether I'm watching the latest Romero flick, reading poorly written stories of the undead online or kicking back with a shotgun and laying waste to a few choice Hunters in Left 4 Dead, I love a good stumbling, bumbling, and flesh eating ghoulie.
But something has been bothering me about my decrepit friends as of late."