Neocrisis: The Star Wars cash cow's teat was once rosy in hue and un-chaffed, but decades of milking the franchise has left it bone dry and atrophied, with a horrible prequel trilogy and a slew of mediocre to borderline unplayable games. Though I acknowledge that several Star Wars games were stellar, (The "X-Wing" series, the "Battlefront" series, etc.) "The Force Unleashed" is not.