300: March To Glory Review

1UP reports: "Feel the glory of battle with our army of 300 two Spartans -- occasionally three -- following us into glorious battle against the evil Persian empire. Witness our patented phalanx attack as it kills two hapless soldiers -- have they never watched The History Channel? -- running headlong into our spears. The dignified combat then greets us with more enemies who get stuck in grass (grass!) textures, archers wielding invisible arrows, and controls only a war elephant can love. All this (in the first 10 minutes!) was enough to tell us from the start -- 300: March to Glory is a terrible game."