Review summary :Heavenly Sword recieves an 9/10 from a polish mag

ArduousAndy - 856 days 22 hours ago

I mean I guess its a good review but what do the polish know did they not put screen doors on submarines and invent the solar powered flashlight?

edit: wow adriokor, I guess in Poland you do not have Jokes. See in this country (United States) we have these comments that impose a humorous response from others which we call jokes. Some jokes are geared in good fun to other countries and races.
For example I am of Cuban decent. So the joke "What is Cuba's national anthem?" the response is "Row row row your boat" see thats humorous since the majority of Cubans coming to this country come on boat.

Here we also have jokes that are called Polack jokes which ironically enough were actually Italian jokes and before that were Irish jokes.

So before you see a stupid joke comment and go "i take offense" well grew up and release that hey its a joke.

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Adriokor - 856 days 21 hours ago

Buddy you are so ignorant, I take offence to your sad ass criticism at the Polish culture and people, if you want to make stupid remarks about other nationalities, look at your own.
BTW: the Polish invented many great things such as the Helicopter, maybe you ll think next time you speak.

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SmokeyMcBear - 856 days 21 hours ago

haha ariokor, its just a staple over here with polish jokes. The peeing in the corner in a round room, all sorts of em. But we make fun of everyone, blacks, hispanic ( like me ), trailer trash, blondes, your momma, don't be offended, we makes jokes of everyone. If you can't laugh at yourself, then well, you've got some problems.

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The Brave 1 - 856 days 21 hours ago

Ive played both GOWs and i think this game will surpass it in every way,and thats saying a lot.PS3 rocks!

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Ri0tSquad - 856 days 18 hours ago

The games and there reviews speak for themselves.

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sonarus - 856 days 22 hours ago

haha actually bladestar isnt so bad. He prefers the xbox to ps3 and its quite clear but IMO he is a bit more mature bout it

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pilotpistolpete - 856 days 22 hours ago

And Power of Green will come and say the graphics are crap.

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DixieNormS - 856 days 20 hours ago

Why would you even bring these two guys up. You guys are worse than those two if you just said what you think they are going to say about this game. Next time just talk about the game and don't say anything about an Xbot and you will see that they will become more and more mature about their responses.

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Watkins - 856 days 16 hours ago

As I see it, it's good that they did predict it. Cause now, the mentioned users can't come and troll here since the predicters would be right then, and that cannot happen!

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The Swordsman - 856 days 22 hours ago

I think that was the most(in fact, the only) intelligent comment that I've seen you make on this site.

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Daxx - 856 days 22 hours ago

*claps hands* Best comment I have seen you say.

I'm glad that we can fully agree with you now. ^_^

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sjappie - 856 days 22 hours ago

Whatever you're doing, keep it up! HS will be a great game I think, me personally, I don't like the whole genre.

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Odion - 856 days 22 hours ago

yup Hell just froze over

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UJUSTLOSTONE - 856 days 22 hours ago

good job bill
that wasn't so hard now was it
lol

bubb for you, (if it matters)
which i suspect that it doesnt

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SmokeyMcBear - 856 days 21 hours ago

woohoo bill, I'm right there with you on vegas, played if for a while, said dammit. You forgot your HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, its your trade mark man, you gotta add it. hehe Can't wait for this game

NES rules them all... but I do have a special place in my hear for my Genesis.

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Gizmo_Logix - 856 days 10 hours ago

LOL!

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Hatchetforce - 856 days 22 hours ago

Big fast and powerful locomotives take time to get up to speed. Once they do you had better not stand on the tracks.

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xaphanze - 856 days 22 hours ago

Buble for me =P.

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Rythrine - 856 days 22 hours ago

I'll give you a bubble, man. Good job.

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rev20 - 856 days 22 hours ago

Thats what i thought no doubt im expecting the same score from the american and other european reviewers.

I just dont wanna take the word of the polish just look at there language looks like someone has tried to type english with there elbows on a keyboard :p

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socomnick - 856 days 22 hours ago

I don't really agree with your comment but that was funny bubble for you lol

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bym051d - 856 days 22 hours ago

So you're saying that Heavenly Sword is at least better than a toaster? :D

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TJ Crucial - 856 days 22 hours ago

I'm sure it kicks way more ass than a toaster, but to the Poles something shiny is at least a 7. If it moves and has different colors, it's at least a 9.

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pilotpistolpete - 856 days 22 hours ago

RE5 should of been in Poland, then killing Poles would ok. But then people woul dlook at you funny when you say you stayed up all night smoking poles.

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rev20 - 856 days 22 hours ago

i skim read it, my fault :)

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pilotpistolpete - 856 days 22 hours ago

Your have obviously no sense of humour. I am merely pointing out the fact that its alright to laugh at the expense of the Polish by today's society. Read the above posts and change the word polish for black. Now do you see what I meant.

Apology accepted

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solidt12 - 856 days 22 hours ago

Yeah man I can't wait to play this on my 10 inch Black and White Zenith TV. Its gonna be awesome. I hear the Graphics are the bomb and the surround sound is cool.

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xaphanze - 856 days 22 hours ago

The devs arent so stupid to make a game only about button mashing,you played 5 minutes of the game.The game is like 15 hours and it gets difficult by the minute.Patience my friend.

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Kratos12 - 856 days 22 hours ago

You need to buy a PS3 first to play HS.

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deep - 856 days 22 hours ago

hope for the best? Leg go of the buttons - wait for the hit and counter. GOW didn't have counters - you have to press a button to counter - it's much more satisfying than a normal boring block.

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pilotpistolpete - 856 days 22 hours ago

The only thing that i didnt like about the game (comming from someone who hads in fact played it) is the bouncing ragdoll effect. When a dead enemy flies through the air and lands on his head and bounces just as high, it makes it look cartoony. They could lower the "bounce" by 75% at least.

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Violater - 856 days 22 hours ago

remember you basically have 2 different level attacks to block.
So having to hold a block button plus hold a stance button would have been very cumbersome.
Blocking is easy, it takes skill to be able to go from blocking and countering the light attacks to blocking and countering a sudden medium attack.
Try going through the demo countering alone and not attacking.

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UJUSTLOSTONE - 856 days 21 hours ago

this is most fun, but after a while I can't help unleash a super
attack on the poor sob's

*cue evil laff*

MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*clear throat*

ahem, yes a great way to enjoy the demo indeed

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scottie2521 - 856 days 19 hours ago

agreed, thats what i did. i thought the demo was really short but if you try to learn all the skills it takes alot longer to get through. i play the demo at least once a day to get the in-air combos and throwing people around in slow-mo down.

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