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The PS3's Sexiest Games

Sure, you bought your PS3 for the high definition graphics, the Sony exclusive titles and the Blu-ray movie playback. Right? Right. But as titles like Dead of Alive have told us, there's nothing wrong with a bit of eye-candy too, so here's what TheSixthAxis think are the top 5 sexiest games for the PS3. In a cheap, tacky kind of way.
nofilter - contributor
Published: 532 days 14 hours ago | Article | PlayStation 3
 
 

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Sev1512 - 532 days 13 hours ago
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That has to be the worst list possible.

The only game they got right was Heavenly Sword.

GT5:P and SingStar are much more stylish and sexy of games.
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Meresin - 532 days 10 hours ago
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I think you have totally missed the point. :P
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Sev1512 - 532 days 10 hours ago
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Aha, maybe your right. I guess I am not the brightest LCD around...

Thanks for pointing that out, before I further made a fool of myself.

Heavenly Sword should be #1 then... Nariko is super hot.
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kindi_boy - 532 days 13 hours ago
2 - lol
if this is PS3's SEXIEST games
PS3 sir fails miserably
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Dream Machine - 532 days 12 hours ago
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Without Nathan Drake/Elena Fisher, this fails.
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Scarfy - 532 days 10 hours ago
4.1 - Indeed
... and, in case anyone is interested, here's a photo of the actress who plays Elena,

http://us.imdb.com/media/rm...

Yum :)
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Dream Machine - 532 days 10 hours ago
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She is hot, but if you try and google her you just get nasty crap... stupid Exorcist.
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Rofflecopter - 532 days 11 hours ago
5 - Wow
I have to say that I have enjoyed much better looking games on my PS3. Worst list possible. Are they trying to give 360 fanboys something to rant about?
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Sev1512 - 532 days 11 hours ago
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This site, always seems to be sly about the way they put down the PS3...

They just had an article talking about delays on the PS3.

This site SUCKS
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nofilter - 532 days 11 hours ago
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Thanks for your comments, Sev1512. Nice to know you care. =)
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Sev1512 - 532 days 10 hours ago
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So this is your doing nofilter?

Why dont you let everyone know your real intentions. You masquerade as a Sony fan site, yet you always put the PS3 down.

I do like your sites layout though, keep up the good work as far as that goes, and good luck with your site.

I just personally dont feel you are genuine.
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Sev1512 - 532 days 10 hours ago
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I just re-read your article, and you list one of the honorable mentions for PS3 sexiest games as CONAN THE BARBARIAN? Are you kidding me?

It was painful just to watch that game with its PS2 graphics, and horrible gameplay, bosses, etc.

Perfect example, was that snake lady thingy boss. You cant be serious if you thought that was a good boss fight. When you hit the thing, it would let out the scariest, most horrible sounding "Ohhhh"
Scary because it made it sound like your speakers were messed up
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nofilter - 532 days 10 hours ago
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Fair enough, you're entitled to your opinion. You'd be surprised at how big a Sony fan I actually am though. It's just that we at the site want the PS3 to be as good as it possibly can be, and won't just roll over and accept what we're given. The machine can always be better...

And the site's doing just fine, thanks. We've been going since last July and have always been pro-Sony. It's just the British sense of humour that you might not get. =)
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Sev1512 - 532 days 10 hours ago
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It could be the humor... I never got the Monty Python... nor Mr. Bean.

Anyways, I was very harsh with my comments.

Because of that, I owe you. I will add you to my sites blogroll...

Maybe we can be beneficial to each other.

BTW- I am not usually the @$$ hole I just came off as. I am usually very nice and level headed.

You can attribute that to having a crazy ass pregnant wife... I am always on edge lately.
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Meresin - 532 days 10 hours ago
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Read it before you rant about it. It's about scantily-clad women in games, not about good games.
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Sev1512 - 532 days 10 hours ago
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Meresin...

I have realized my mistake, admitted it, apologized, and offered some repentance. What would you like me to do? Go hang myself?
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Meresin - 532 days 3 hours ago
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I actually posted that just after 5.4 went up. No idea why it appeared so late.
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Meresin - 532 days 10 hours ago
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I guess you guys have all missed the point of the post. It was referring to sexy as it applies to female scenery, not pretty graphics and good gameplay. Read it. The whole thing is meant to be amusing. :P
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antt3 - 532 days 10 hours ago
7 - and it was...
...Amusing. I always find it funny in a game when there is an obvious ass-shot of a female character. For instance, I was just playing MGS 1 (for the first time in fact), and there is one shot of a female character running away, and they focus in on her butt, and even go a little slow-mo with the whole deal.

I was laughing pretty hard. And this article got a laugh or two out of me as well.
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nofilter - 532 days 10 hours ago
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Yep, was meant to be some light-hearted fluff on an otherwise boring Sunday!
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RecSpec - 532 days 9 hours ago
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@antt3

Good thing you noticed that, that plays a part in the game later on.

That is not a joke, I couldn't make that up even if I wanted to.
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antt3 - 532 days 8 hours ago
8 - Wow
@RecSpec

Yeah, fro everything I've heard about the MGS franchise, they take the story pretty seriously. So yes, I believe you when you say it's important.

Thanks for the heads up.
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y0haN - 532 days 6 hours ago
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The PS3 has games?

Joking, I love my PS3 ;)
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crimsonfox - 531 days 21 hours ago
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the girl from pain hahah wtfunk
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darkdoom3000 - 531 days 20 hours ago
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Lol @ rachel. she seems so outta place.
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anarchy3 - 531 days 19 hours ago
12 - Video games are not porn.
Who ever gets off to chicks made from polygons has problems.
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