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10 Things That Suck About Grand Theft Auto IV

Chris Jensen of InfoAddict.com writes "With game reviewers still mopping up their collective ejaculate, you'd think GTA IV was the greatest game of all time. The amount of hyperbole showered on Rockstar's game was unparalleled, with nearly every critic unleashing a string of adjectives that cast GTA IV as the second coming of video gaming Christ. Once the initial euphoria of the graphics wears off, you soon realize that GTA IV doesn't evolve its inherent gameplay beyond that which has come before, and in a lot of respects, significantly less."
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Published: 7 days 10 hours ago | Article | PlayStation 3 | Xbox 360
 
 

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dachiefsman - 7 days 10 hours ago
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I just got an idea to move traffic to my site...make an article about one of the following:

Sony Sucks
MS Sucks
Wii Sucks
MS will win the console war
Sony will win the console war

and last but not least GTA IV sucks

I don't understand these articles. No game is perfect, but this game is damn addicting. I haven't even thought about putting another game in my console since this game released.
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Tron - 7 days 10 hours ago
1.1 - well it works.
GTA4 is fun, don't get me wrong. I love running people over, pushing people into trains. But, he makes some good points. I just can't shake the feeling that i have done this before. I know some of the missions will copy from GTA to GTA but everything seems so similar. And the money complaint is spot on. R* needs to make sure LA Noire is different and fresh.
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cybervike - 7 days 10 hours ago
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It's very addicting I agree and I haven't played anything else since it came out but a fair number of reviews game this game a perfect score and I think these issues deserve to be brought to light because I'd have to say I've experienced some of them myself and it's an issue.

#1 - I agree..there is little value.
#5 - I miss the mini-missions but I don't mind the mini games either
#6 - This has happen to me more than a few times..frustrating
#8 - I just don't see the purpose anymore..becoming annoying.
#9 - I agree
#10 - Agree 200% with this one. I hate it when that happens.
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dachiefsman - 7 days 10 hours ago
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thanks for the disagrees....

"I just can't shake the feeling that i have done this before"

Well it is something you have done before especially if you played the previous GTAs, so why do people come back?

Cause it works...I know the game is not flawless and no I don't have my head up Rockstar's a**. The game to me delivered more positives than negatives. Granted my tendencies when playing a game are not overly critical unless the game is blatantly bad.
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Tron - 7 days 10 hours ago
1.4 - OK
Your right.. I think my expectations for this one were way to high.. This is the first year i have been online reading reviews on new games and systems so based off all those 10s I thought i would get something more.

The game is very good, and i will put lots of hrs into it. I just expected more.
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dachiefsman - 7 days 10 hours ago
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I can relate with yea Tron my feelings and expectations were high for another game Halo 3.
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LastDance - 6 days 18 hours ago
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i agree on everything he said. especialy the cover system is so frustrating. and on the contrary to what EVERY reviewer said, multiplayer felt very tacked on. Its a good game..but as soon as i started to do missions for a guy called (sigh) playboy...It was as if i was waiting for it to turn all GTA and get dull.
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Sonics020 - 7 days 10 hours ago
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Finally someone pointing out flaws in this game. It may be addicting but it does not make the game great. Likewise Cloverfield was very entertaining yet it did not win any prestigious movie awards and got rated as an average movie. Just because the game is addicting does not mean its a good game. I am glad someone finally pointed out the many flaws in this game. I do own the game and think it is a good game but to hear is the greatest game ever is just ridiculous.
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dachiefsman - 7 days 10 hours ago
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Please tell me another game that is not good that is addicting....

It doesn't make any sense.
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rhood022 - 7 days 10 hours ago
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@above

Just because its addicting doesn't mean its a perfect game or deserves a perfect score. In fact, the author of this article makes some valid points, yet his opinion is immediately questioned because he challenged the almighty GTA.

What about this article is unfair exactly? Or what is off base?

Sadly, this is the state of gaming today. Hype sells, plain and simple. This is especially true about legacy games like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, GTA, etc or games by respected developers.

People love these games or the love the games by these developers and immediately build up the game as perfect. Mass Effect, for example, in no way deserved its high scores. The story was amazing, but the game itself is seriously flawed developmentally. But because people loved KOTOR or Jade Empire, Mass Effect was an automatic winner.

GTA is no different and the author points out the game's significant short comings.
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dachiefsman - 7 days 10 hours ago
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Where did I say that addicting = perfect rating. I even said the game is not perfect in my first post.

I just don't understand why someone wouldn't have done an article like "The good and bad of GTA IV" instead of "10 reasons why gta sucks" see the difference, plus it is more balanced approach as well.
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Lumbo - 7 days 3 hours ago
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because the good points of GTA4 have already been told .. to death .
By most of the general video games "journalists" and "critics".

What you say is that its seemingly perfectly valid to praise the game putting a blanket over the shortcommings, but if you want to write something about the shortcomings you shall not, unless you point out all the good points again and again. Else you end up with flames from the insulted fanretards for daring to criticize the holy game.
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gabeh1018 - 7 days 10 hours ago
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well the article does have a point. I went out to the midnight pre-order sale last week and picked up my copy for PS3. You would think that because of the reviews this game is receiving it is some evolution in gaming, but it is simply not that.

Hell, I enjoy the game and I haven't sat in front of my tv since FF7 and played about 5-7 straight hours. But the game itself isn't really any different than GTA Vice City. It is fun as hell, has a great story, and is extremely addicting, but I think the praise is a little overboard.
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PoSTedUP - 7 days 10 hours ago
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that is true, i havent taken the game out yet, but what else is true is about the real estate, i havent gotten that far, but to hear that you cant buy another house is reel sh*ty. fu*k.....i meen why did they decide to take that away all of a sudden. i have dissagreed with every 1 else that talks about the driving, but this is some thing that i agree with, its still an awesome game, but why the houses? thats all im concerned about. everthing else is iight, i can deal with it
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The Closing - 7 days 10 hours ago
5 - Everything said in this article is true.
What's especially annoying is the broken cover system.
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Silellak - 7 days 9 hours ago
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Why does everyone hate the cover system so much?

For me, GTA4 is somewhere between Gears of War's cover's system (nearly perfect) and Rainbow 6: Vegas's (meh).
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The Closing - 7 days 9 hours ago
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I've yet to find a cover system worse than this. I had to constantly try to find positions that allowed me to shoot. Another cover system annoyance for example there was a bunch of blockades lined up touching one another, and I couldn't even move from one to the other. Ridiculous.
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gabeh1018 - 7 days 10 hours ago
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also, is it just me or do the graphics suck? I own the PS3 version and my friend has the 360 version, I have seen both and think they look identical and at the same time bland and horrible. I pop in assassins creed and I'm blown away at the difference. Also, most of the textures on the buildings and windows are like stickers. This seems like a game that could have been run on the sega dreamcast. Graphics aren't important to me, but everywhere I turn, articles are praising this game's graphics?!?!? If anything praise the euphoria engine.
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RSX - 7 days 10 hours ago
7 - Hate to admit it
But almost all of those points were spot on GTA IV is a good game but its not as great as i thought it was 5 minutes ago...I had to force myself to read this article -_-
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Silellak - 7 days 9 hours ago
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So your opinion of the game changed based on what some gaming website told you to think about it?
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Fishy Fingers - 7 days 10 hours ago
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and so the dissection begins. Games don't last long now huh.
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permutated - 7 days 9 hours ago
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Spot-on article. The perfect scores really should be revoked.

They really could have made this a "50 things that suck" since they forgot how awful the cars drive, how bad the lock on mechanics are, and how many weapons are missing.
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Silellak - 7 days 9 hours ago
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The car driving mechanics are a matter of personal taste. They don't "suck".

What's wrong with the lock-on system? Yeah, I still occasionally target the wrong person, but I also have FREE AIM, which is a huge step over other GTA's. This GTA made combat FUN - and that alone is a big deal. I rarely have fun with a sandbox game's combat system. It always feels watered down compared to a full-fledged action game. See: All other GTAs, Oblivion, Assassin's Creed, Saint's Row. GTA4 is the first time I've loved the combat in a sandbox game.

What weapons that the game NEEDS are really missing? Sure, the katana and chainsaw were fun, but do we really need them? We have all the important ones. The incredible physics when you fire an RPG make up for the loss of any other weapons.
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permutated - 7 days 9 hours ago
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The driving mechanics are awful man, seriously, they're too clunky and you spin out far too much at slow speeds. Even Crackdown had better shooting and driving mechanics, and the streets were roughly as tight-cornered.

Oh, and they're missing the Chainsaw, the Katana, and the Brass Knuckles...some of the greatest parts of other GTA games.

Sounds like you're still caught up in all this hype bull-sh!t so why don't you stay out of stories like these until you get your common sense back, hmm?
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Silellak - 7 days 9 hours ago
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You're right. Because I disagree with you, I must:

1) Still be caught up in the hype

and

2) Should not discuss GTA4.

You know what? Get over yourself. Your opinion isn't the only one. Sorry if I don't think a few melee weapons were the "best parts" of previous GTA4s, or if I think comparing the driving or combat in GTA4 to Crackdown's is laughable.

Crackdown was, for me, an average game, at best.