Bayonetta = Gov. Sarah Palin

Ripten: "Finally, it all makes sense. It has come to our attention here at Ripten that Gov. Palin bears a striking resemblance to the high-kicking heroine and namesake of the forthcoming Sega title Bayonetta.

Unconvinced? Well in an effort to be both 'Fair and Balanced,' we have created a list of compelling evidence that removes all doubt as to Gov. Palin's extra curricular activities as the gunslinger in hotpants..."