In this special 'Sadistic Santa' edition of the Black Panel Podcast, the team discusses the horrid presents they have received for Xmas, including Farming Simulator, Duke Nukem Forever and Legendary.
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In honor of Thanksgiving and real turkeys everywhere that have laid down their lives in the service of your belly, here is a small collection of PC gaming 'turkeys' we've reviewed over the last year to avoid this holiday season.
Blair Herter announces the winner of G-Phoria '09 Game Most Deserving of a Uwe Boll Movie. Nominees include 'Golden Axe: Beast Rider', 'Castlevania Judgment', 'Legendary', 'Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayer' and 'X-Blades'.
NOTHING deserves a Uwe Boll movie. That guy is simply atrocious at everything he does. I can't believe how he can make a move so stupid, I'm not kidding I got sick after watching House of the Dead. It's like he actually wants to fail. A monkey with a camera and 10 bucks can make a better movie than this guy.
I've already seen an Onechanbara movie. Made in Japan and campy as hell but I enjoyed it thou :)
Looks like another The Darkness/ Dark sector kind of game. And after looking at Far cry2 editor video the graphics of this one looks pathetic.
Edit: You can say more like haze. Too human has much better graphics and gameplay than boring uninspiring generic fps shooting.
I have to be honest. As a PS3 owner these graphics look very underwhelming. I'm not impressed at all. The Conduit looks almost this good!
Edit at below: What are you talking about? What machine did I blame for the graphics of what game?
this game looks generic
the sad thing about this game is that is probably going to need a 2gig install or more
wow .. the graphics are really really last-gen.
i know - i´m a graphics whore but that´s how it is when you own a PS3 ;-)
This game really doesn't look that bad, there are a lot of things going on on the screen which takes up a good ammount of processing power moving those models around since it's in "real time" (your character can still move around) while a lot of action is going on. It does look a little on the generic side, but I have a soft spot for mythology so it's sort of interesting to me, where it may not be for others. I'm not saying it will be a system seller but I think it will be a decent game overall if they polish it so the framerate stays consistant on the consoles.