LazyGamer writes: "I am not an online Gamer. There, I said it, and have officially come out of the closet. Yes I've played online game before, and dabbled in some MMORPGMORPPG (Whatever they are called nowadays), and I've enjoyed the experience, but inherently I am a single player fan and my gaming time is more private than most people's and one of my true escapism methods. I don't want to have to deal with incessant kids who think they know more than anyone else on planet earth, and as a whole, I just prefer to get myself involved in a story rather than a competition."