Thunderbolt: "When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Unless you're Roy Keane. Just this week, the "fearless", no-nonsense, tough-tackling midfield general ran away from his job after two and a half years of kicking chairs around and demanding absolute professionalism, despite playing drunk in his younger years and that infamous leg-breaking tackle on Alf-inge Haaland. Sunderland are now a rudder-less ship, staring relegation in the face with no form to speak of. "
